7:07 pm - 02/11/2013

Brooke Candy possibly comes out in new video for 'I Wanna F*ck Right Now'

Brooke Candy has released the music video for "I Wanna Fuck Right Now."

Candy is a new artist from the LA area, and admittedly, we're not that sure what to make of her.

She's a stripper turned rapper who may or may not still be a stripper. She may also be staging her career as an elaborate piece of performance art. But that's a story for another day.

Whatever the case, she's been on our radar for some time and seems to be attaining more and more attention these days. If not for her music -- which is, all things considered, decent -- then for her raunchy videos and stylized appearance. To wit, many of the links you'll find on her online are NSFW, so tread lightly.

The video for "I Wanna Fuck Right Now" is no different, as it finds her getting intimate with a stripper pole while caressing a slithering snake.

Candy calls her crew the #FagMob and if you're interested in seeing what type of crowd's she's attracting at her shows, check out some images from her recent gig at Santos in New York City.

But ultimately, you let us know what you think -- is Brooke Candy dope? Is "I Wanna Fuck Right Now" the new stripper anthem?


"I'm a dyke"?
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lushieaciid 12th-Feb-2013 03:18 am (UTC)
i'm still unsure of her. i just like that grimes uses her to dance.
devolute 12th-Feb-2013 03:19 am (UTC)
i actually usually like this kind of bullshit dance song from people who really shouldn't be putting out music, but this does not sound good to my earholes.
ritzyroxie 12th-Feb-2013 03:19 am (UTC)
Aww, she must be pulling a Katy Perry. How 2008 of her.
billsolomon 12th-Feb-2013 03:20 am (UTC)
lmfao is that fucking LIL DEBBIE in the video?
furor 12th-Feb-2013 03:22 am (UTC)
i was wondering the same
babydollnana 12th-Feb-2013 03:35 am (UTC)
lol deffo looks and sounds like her
quote_me_once 12th-Feb-2013 03:37 am (UTC)
lil debbie co-signing for another white female rapper.
xballet 12th-Feb-2013 03:43 am (UTC)

remember when Lil Debbie was a "DJ" & then a ~*fashion consultant*~ & said she'd never rap???
billsolomon 12th-Feb-2013 03:58 am (UTC)
yes lolol

idk how someone can be a worse rapper than v nasty
laurie_springs 12th-Feb-2013 04:15 am (UTC)
Kreyshawn was 1000% correct about her sry 2 say.
tiki876 12th-Feb-2013 04:38 am (UTC)
roxiful OT12th-Feb-2013 03:20 am (UTC)
So when I click to browse the tags, Chrome tells me that the link contains malware...
ragechill Re: OT12th-Feb-2013 03:23 am (UTC)
Yeah that's been happening to everyone. Brenden made a mod post saying he would look into it a few days ago. IDK.
carverhawke Re: OT12th-Feb-2013 04:15 am (UTC)
if i had a dollar for everytime i saw this comment tbh
microminiscrew Re: OT12th-Feb-2013 09:00 am (UTC)
right? get rid of those loans
sviibwhapp 13th-Feb-2013 04:33 am (UTC)
Iguessitsokif a aypersonsaysit
whataboutdasha 12th-Feb-2013 03:20 am (UTC)
No though.
hahahey 12th-Feb-2013 03:21 am (UTC)
Candy calls her crew the #FagMob


Edited at 2013-02-12 03:21 am (UTC)
goldengal1193 12th-Feb-2013 03:22 am (UTC)
The hell is this?

leviicorpus 12th-Feb-2013 03:22 am (UTC)
robotpotatoes 12th-Feb-2013 03:22 am (UTC)
SCUSE YOU I WAS AT DA PARTYZZZ! it was not hER GIG. it was gay night!
billsolomon 12th-Feb-2013 03:24 am (UTC)
Her father worked behind the scenes for Hustler magazine to which she attributes her over-sexualized style.[6]

kurtvonnegut 12th-Feb-2013 03:24 am (UTC)
lol i love the business model for white girls these days

1) cultivate image
2) cultivate image more
3) release a song on youtube
4) cultivate your image even more
5) get the youtube song on pitchfork
6) also don't let people forget about your image
7) oh yeah maybe release a song on youtube every once in a while
8) also model some stuff, take some instagram pix, u know, ur image
9) you are now a white female rapper.

Edited at 2013-02-12 03:26 am (UTC)
sweet_honesty 12th-Feb-2013 04:06 am (UTC)
That's pretty much it
stormer1_1 12th-Feb-2013 05:03 am (UTC)
and ironic tumblrs everywhere will worship the ground your clear heels stumble on.
somechickxoxo 12th-Feb-2013 06:11 am (UTC)
I know right? I'm always baffled about how it seems to never fail.
lakomka87 12th-Feb-2013 10:51 am (UTC)
not exclusive to white girls but yeah
happypekpek 12th-Feb-2013 03:25 am (UTC)
what a fucking ho. I LOVE IT
secura 12th-Feb-2013 06:02 am (UTC)
lol this comment ia
evett 12th-Feb-2013 03:26 am (UTC)
congrats person I don't know
hot143chocolate 12th-Feb-2013 03:26 am (UTC)
i like the acrylic nails with the rhinestones and i like the 40 ounce beer

i think that these items demonstrate that she's classy & has an appreciation for the finer things in life
lazmy 12th-Feb-2013 04:16 am (UTC)
her nail game is TIGHT
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