Katy Perry's Horrendously Try-Hard Taste Exposed Yet Again; This Time By Li Bingbing

Katy Perry made quite the splash at last night's Grammy awards. Wearing a sea foam green gown by Gucci, she let her career-making bust take center stage. Netizens have only just discovered, however, that the dress is not intended to look like a broken, bejeweled condom, but an elegant, sophisticated garment worn by someone with basic tenements of good taste. Last November, famed actress Li Bingbing wore the dress to the Golden Horse Awards, Taiwan's most prestigious awards ceremony recognizing excellence in cinema. Unlike Katy Perry, however, Ms. Li chose to not alter the gown, resulting in a beautiful, understated look that did not call to mind cheap, candyland-inspired costumes and horrifyingly shrill vocals.