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Pope to Resign - Popewatch 2013



Pope Benedict XVI will resign on Feb. 28, the Vatican says.

In a statement posted on Vatican Radio's website, the 85-year-old Pope said his health was the reason the surprise announcement.

"After having repeatedly examined my conscience before God, I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to an adequate exercise of the Petrine ministry," the Pope said.

Benedict said his strength, over the last few months, "has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me."

The resignation means there will be no Pope until a successor is picked, the Vatican said.

<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/02/11/pope-resignation.html"> Source </a>

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valerieau 11th-Feb-2013 01:39 pm (UTC)
that was unexpected
etoile_amore 11th-Feb-2013 01:41 pm (UTC)
omg Finn <3
lanavis 11th-Feb-2013 01:43 pm (UTC)
When Rae and Finn finally fuck, he needs to be dressed in only a pair of snug briefs.

Edited at 2013-02-11 01:43 pm (UTC)
lulubelle007 11th-Feb-2013 03:10 pm (UTC)
Im going to sound terrible, I know and boo hiss at me but whyyyy could they not have found someone more 'believable' for rae's love interest.
Whats wrong with plainer looking boys?

its cute and all but I like that the show is quite relatable and this just...doesnt happen. Am I just bitter?
poison20 11th-Feb-2013 01:51 pm (UTC)
I'm surprised he's doing it through lent tbh
lanavis 11th-Feb-2013 01:39 pm (UTC)
Good riddance, Mr. Rat.
natywentz 11th-Feb-2013 01:39 pm (UTC)
juan pablo II WOULD NEVER!
andres01234 11th-Feb-2013 01:54 pm (UTC)
he was tough! he was like the chuck norris of the popes! he survived falls, gunshots, everything!
sadisticsidhe 11th-Feb-2013 01:55 pm (UTC)
My sister said the same thing. She was like way to quit! JP2 stuck it out until the end!
julialonso 11th-Feb-2013 02:04 pm (UTC)
This!
frenchverbs 11th-Feb-2013 02:16 pm (UTC)
lmaooo
minderbinder 11th-Feb-2013 02:57 pm (UTC)
People kept wanting him to, tho. He was so ill at the end. :/
blue_kimono 11th-Feb-2013 03:20 pm (UTC)
mte!
goldengal1193 11th-Feb-2013 04:12 pm (UTC)
That dude was about to fold in half, and he still kept it going.
hypermuseic9 11th-Feb-2013 05:36 pm (UTC)
mte but then maybe he should have tbh
itspokerface 11th-Feb-2013 06:01 pm (UTC)
mte. I dislike the Vatican sfm and etc but for some reason I loved Juan Pablo II
stuckmodebabe 11th-Feb-2013 06:09 pm (UTC)
LOL IKR

He was practically a folding chair at the end.
kaiserschmarrn 11th-Feb-2013 01:39 pm (UTC)
Aww fuck, I was just working on a lenghty post about this. Oh well.
verdhandi 11th-Feb-2013 02:24 pm (UTC)
you should still! Do it as ONTD's German correspondent!
lulubelle007 11th-Feb-2013 03:13 pm (UTC)
with a bike!
kaiserschmarrn 11th-Feb-2013 03:26 pm (UTC)
lol now I'm imagining myself as a reporter in a trenchcoat, reporting live from the Vatican haha
itspokerface 11th-Feb-2013 06:03 pm (UTC)
do itt
lanavis 11th-Feb-2013 01:39 pm (UTC)
What do they do with ex-Popes anyway?
mingemonster 11th-Feb-2013 01:43 pm (UTC)
Bury them.
greyfilm 11th-Feb-2013 03:41 pm (UTC)
Omg... lol
andthenwevomit 11th-Feb-2013 04:10 pm (UTC)
omg
odetobilliejoe 11th-Feb-2013 05:31 pm (UTC)
Roflmao. Well done
badboyzcrazy 11th-Feb-2013 07:17 pm (UTC)
Legit laughed at this. :X
hkmmurph 11th-Feb-2013 07:18 pm (UTC)
cackling oh my god
kaiserschmarrn 11th-Feb-2013 01:44 pm (UTC)
There aren't any ex-popes usually because they don't tend to resign. Gregory XII did in 1415 but he was basically forced to in hope of ending the hot mess known as the Papal Schism. The last pope who resigned out of his own will was Celestine V in 1294 and the retirement plan hasn't changed much - Benedict will go to a monastery and devote himself to a life of reflection and prayer~
violet_crumble9 11th-Feb-2013 01:52 pm (UTC)
this one is going to live in a monastery with nuns.
iamspam99 11th-Feb-2013 01:53 pm (UTC)
Until now, an ex-pope was like an ex-parrot.

Kicked the bucket, shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible.
starchain 11th-Feb-2013 02:10 pm (UTC)
they're usually dead
benihime99 11th-Feb-2013 02:11 pm (UTC)
They don't know either
feel free to send ideas
wauwy 11th-Feb-2013 02:26 pm (UTC)
Send them to the Cayman Islands
corroded_tears 11th-Feb-2013 06:58 pm (UTC)
They're sent to vast farms with lots of other popes to play and run with. But they don't allow visitors,though. Sorry,bb.
etoile_amore 11th-Feb-2013 01:41 pm (UTC)
inneresting
xdecadentx 11th-Feb-2013 01:41 pm (UTC)
I read this somewhere else and someone had said 'I wonder if a scandal is about to break'.
anbyrobanby 11th-Feb-2013 04:05 pm (UTC)
I'm almost sure of it. Wouldn't be surprised if it's more child abuse stuff or something
miss_almost 11th-Feb-2013 04:36 pm (UTC)
keep my fingers crossed theres a huge scandal and the catholic church looses its tax exempt status...
tsarinakate1 11th-Feb-2013 04:53 pm (UTC)
If the Catholic Church loses its tax exempt status, then Scientology better be next.

rctshack 11th-Feb-2013 05:25 pm (UTC)
omg, now that would be a real miracle!
mwffj 11th-Feb-2013 05:16 pm (UTC)
That's what I'm thinking. JPII was practically dead for the last few years of his papacy and there was never any serious talk about him resigning.
itspokerface 11th-Feb-2013 06:06 pm (UTC)
I hope so tbh
iamglory 11th-Feb-2013 08:35 pm (UTC)
I wondered this too but I think he has mental health issues...the Dementia or Alzheimer's
celtic_thistle 11th-Feb-2013 10:10 pm (UTC)
A guy I follow on Twitter and who has researched the Vatican's shadiness insists something big is about to blow up.
butt_or_skotch 11th-Feb-2013 01:42 pm (UTC)
So who's gonna run his twitter? Does he lose his tweeting privileges once he resigns?
limberwolf 11th-Feb-2013 03:25 pm (UTC)
Somehow I doubt the Pope ever even saw his twitter account, unpaid interns like me ALWAYS run that shit lbr.
ladysherlock 11th-Feb-2013 04:03 pm (UTC)
I somehow like the idea of the Pope having unpaid interns
anbyrobanby 11th-Feb-2013 04:07 pm (UTC)
The Pope should totes run his own Twitter account. I'd love to see the new one get into a Chris Brown style wank war with the Anglicans/atheists and then flounce-delete
classiqfemme 11th-Feb-2013 01:42 pm (UTC)
Whoa. I had no idea popes could resign. Does this mean CNN is going to spend way too much time talking about chimneys again?
shannenb 11th-Feb-2013 01:45 pm (UTC)
I guess it's pretty rare. He's the first one to do it in 600 years according to what the news was saying this morning.

Oh no, the chimney signals...I forgot about that and how CNN droned on and on about them. The Pope has a twitter now, can't they just send a blast out through that to speed stuff along? LOL
ladywilde80 11th-Feb-2013 03:21 pm (UTC)
Haha I spent days watching that shit and I don't even know why. I'm not even the least bit Catholic.
elvenqueen86 11th-Feb-2013 05:00 pm (UTC)
lol same here, I was so fascinated by it. My mom is a recovering Catholic (her words) and she wasn't the least bit interested, but I watched those damn chimneys forever, and got all excited when they finally chose a new one.
drawntoinsanity 11th-Feb-2013 05:26 pm (UTC)
same haha im not even catholic but it seemed interesting to watch at the time
deja_vu822 11th-Feb-2013 06:16 pm (UTC)
lol same
tsarinakate1 11th-Feb-2013 04:54 pm (UTC)
Oh man, the last time they picked a pope, CNN was HILARIOUS with their weird talks about the chimneys. We sat around in college and watched that shit just to laugh.
odetobilliejoe 11th-Feb-2013 05:35 pm (UTC)
I remember lots of talk about the color of the smoke. Looking forward to it. Habemus papam!
mingemonster 11th-Feb-2013 01:43 pm (UTC)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes#Petrus_Romanus

IDK about you guys, but I'm ready for another doomsday
lanavis 11th-Feb-2013 01:44 pm (UTC)
Looking forward to it.
exlenne 11th-Feb-2013 01:59 pm (UTC)
It's funny because I agree on two levels

If the world doesn't end: Yay more mass hysteria over nothing to entertain me

If the world does end: We kind of deserve it anway
iamspam99 11th-Feb-2013 01:56 pm (UTC)
The bookies' favourite to be elected is a guy named Peter Turkson. We're screwed.

BRB, fetching the tinned food I hoarded for the Mayan apocalypse.
exlenne 11th-Feb-2013 01:59 pm (UTC)
Aw you beat me to it
hazel_belle 11th-Feb-2013 04:15 pm (UTC)
As a Catholic, the Petrus Romanus gives me life. But if the world does end, we had a good run almost
housebrownie 11th-Feb-2013 04:57 pm (UTC)
lol i was just reading about this, I'm not big on doomsday prophecies but like...didn't this saint get every single Pope so far right? and a bunch of other saints predicted the same thing??
itspokerface 11th-Feb-2013 06:13 pm (UTC)
Looking forward the end of the world
celtic_thistle 11th-Feb-2013 10:22 pm (UTC)
Here for this. There's some psychic who accesses the Akashic records via astral projection~ and she just published an article saying something big but not bad is coming very soon. And I was literally just watching a thing on YouTube about the pope prophecy yesterday and this timing is beyond weird. I've been having ~synchonicities~ lately and this is just another.
age_of_green 12th-Feb-2013 02:41 am (UTC)
End of the world, or just the end of Catholicism?

If someone tells you the world is ending, believe them. Because for them, it probably is.

Edited at 2013-02-12 02:43 am (UTC)
shannenb 11th-Feb-2013 01:43 pm (UTC)
Maybe they should pick a younger Pope this time? Then they could avoid this problem and get someone who can stay in the job for more than a few years.
mingemonster 11th-Feb-2013 01:44 pm (UTC)
MTE
eaglefan2011 11th-Feb-2013 01:45 pm (UTC)
mte
xliquidskiesx 11th-Feb-2013 01:48 pm (UTC)
I think that's actually intentional. so that there isn't one THAT long, in case things don't go the way they want to or something?
Actually John Paul II - the pope before this one - was pope for 26 years and he was the second-longest serving pope in history.

Edited at 2013-02-11 01:51 pm (UTC)
leopard_legs 11th-Feb-2013 01:54 pm (UTC)
maybe they should even treat themselves to a man of colour or, dare I say it, a woman
sadisticsidhe 11th-Feb-2013 01:57 pm (UTC)
Considering women aren't even allowed to be priests, that's not going to happen.

But there have been rumblings that the next pope could be African because that and Latin America is where the Church is thriving.
exlenne 11th-Feb-2013 01:58 pm (UTC)
The guy in line to be the next pope, according to every source and good bookmaker, is black.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Turkson

Of course white people and their prophecies have already declaed him the antichrist lol

Just try typing his name into google, I dares ya
iamspam99 11th-Feb-2013 02:00 pm (UTC)
There's a decent chance of the next pope being Ghanaian.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Turkson

Not much chance of a woman pope though unless someone decides to pull a Pope Joan.
starchain 11th-Feb-2013 02:11 pm (UTC)
lol, a woman.
wauwy 11th-Feb-2013 02:17 pm (UTC)
Honestly a nonwhite Pope wouldn't be so great since the Church is a fucking evil force in Africa and Latin America.
kiki3291 11th-Feb-2013 02:00 pm (UTC)
I always thought it was like that because it takes decades to be accepted into Popehood, so all candidates would most likely be ooold.
benihime99 11th-Feb-2013 02:13 pm (UTC)
I think they chose him because he was supposed to die but didn't, joke's on them
wauwy 11th-Feb-2013 02:16 pm (UTC)
They WANTED this one to die fast as a "transition pope." He stubbornly did not.

if you ask me they should get rid of popes al-to-fucking-gether BUT, no one asks me.
frenchverbs 11th-Feb-2013 02:18 pm (UTC)
I was just saying this. What's the point of choosing a frail 80-something? Why not choose someone in their 50s? They'll have experience, and will be able to reign for many years to come.
bellyroomfan 11th-Feb-2013 02:43 pm (UTC)
yeah but longer reign = more damage that could be done by a crazy pope
tsarinakate1 11th-Feb-2013 04:57 pm (UTC)
So, Pope Benedict was generally thought to have been picked because of his age.

The Catholic Church knows it needs to change some things in order to not keep losing followers. But they couldn't change course so drastically after the much beloved Pope John Paul. Benedict was supposed to be a short 2-3 year pope who would then die, and then the Cardinals could vote in a more 'radical' pope.

Benedict has actually lived longer than anyone thought, so this is a VERY interesting development.
antumbral 11th-Feb-2013 01:44 pm (UTC)
Didn't see that coming.

kaiserschmarrn 11th-Feb-2013 01:46 pm (UTC)
Palpatine would never tbh.
wauwy 11th-Feb-2013 02:23 pm (UTC)
lol ikr? It took him getting thrown stubbornly down a trash chute.
maldeluxx 11th-Feb-2013 01:47 pm (UTC)
Good for him.
I'm so gonna watch the next voting on tv :) <3
stabthetree dat picture11th-Feb-2013 01:47 pm (UTC)
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