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1:03 am - 02/10/2013

WILL SMITH NAPS IT UP

BREAKING NEWS



WILL SMITH TAKES NAP ON BALCONY

WHY IS WILL SMITH SO SLEEPY?

IS HE REALLY ASLEEP? MAYBE HE IS PASSED OUT FROM A DRUG BINGE!!!!!! MAYBE HE IS JUST PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP!!! MAYBE THE CAMERA JUST CAUGHT HIM EVERY TIME HE BLINKED!!!!






AS YOU CAN SEE IN THESE PHOTOS, HE IS RESTING HIS HAND ON HIS HEAD. BUT WHY? IS THERE A WOUND ON THE BACK? WAS HE ASSAULTED BY A JEALOUS LOVER? A MALE LOVER? FEMALE LOVER? ALIEN LOVER?


YOU MIGHT ASSUME THAT IS HIS FOOT. BUT IS IT? WHOSE FOOT IS IT? WHERE IS WILL SMITH'S FOOT?


OH GOD HE ROLLED OVER.
WHAT CAUSED THIS? WAS IT AN EARTHQUAKE? A NIGHTMARE INVOLVING SECRETS FROM HIS PAST?


OH SHH, SHH, HES LOOKING THIS WAY, ACT CASUAL



CLEARLY THERE ARE MANY QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED. AND ALL IN CAPS LOCK!!!

I'LL KEEP YOU UP TO DATE WITH ANY BREAKING LEADS.

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/D-LHW6kipNE/Will+Smith+Takes+a+Nap/Bp8YghsZBOP



(All questions are purely speculation, no accusations are being made.)

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UPDATE

BRITNEY WAS IN THE SAME HOTEL


AND KANYE AND KIM ARE THERE TOO NOW



shania_cares 10th-Feb-2013 02:36 pm (UTC)
I read this thing about "caffeine naps" and I tried it the other day and it definitely worked better than napping or tea alone. Basically the instruction said have some coffee/tea before you nap, because it takes about 20-30 minutes for the caffeine to circulate in your system anyway. Usually though while napping I'm like...10 more minutes pls.
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