"Grammy awards: 10 things to expect – from Jack White to wardrobe mistakes"

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What can we expect at the 55th annual Grammy awards show this Sunday night on CBS? Traditionally there is no tradition here. A show composed of musicians not actors tends to be the most "spontaneous" of the awards season. The Grammy red carpet has always been more outrageous than its Oscar counterpart – remember Lady Gaga in the egg? Performances can be unplugged or unscripted. Remember Kanye? It can feature unexpected singers. Remember Gwyneth and Cee Lo Green? This is a show that rarely drags and is filled with color. Here are some things to look for.



1. No "puffy" bits on display



Costumes can be completely out there, but they have to be on YOU. CBS issued you a wardrobe guide for everyone appearing on camera on Sunday night. No commercial endorsements, no plugs for any causes on your t-shirts or anywhere else. But the best part is the paragraph that deals with decency which we share with you in its entirety.



"Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible "puffy" bare skin exposure."



2. The Sandy Hook elementary school choir



They appeared at the Super Bowl singing America the Beautiful with Jennifer Hudson. Now they're back with the song of last summer, Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe. Choir director Sabrina Post describes the children's public performances this way:



"This opportunity to do something positive lets the kids know that although a lot of things happen in our world that are not pleasant, like this that happened with us in Newtown, there are many giving people and wonderful things that can come out of life, so don't get discouraged."



3. Justin



Not Bieber but Timberlake. Timberlake will be performing at the Grammys for the first time since 2009 (when he stepped in at the last minute to sing Let's Stay Together with Al Green after Chris Brown and Rihanna dropped out.) Fans are hoping he'll sing the newly released soul single Suit & Tie, featuring Jay-Z, but word from the Grammy people is that he sent them something newer that he's considering.



4. A collaborative performance



Featuring Rihanna, Sting and Bruno Mars. We are praying it's not the ballad version of Umbrella.



5. Performances by Taylor Swift and Kelly Clarkson



Already being hyped as a catfight – sigh – because they are fellow nominees for the record of the year. Remember what happened when Swift lost to Adele at the Golden Globes? The internet entered Gif heaven.



6. Jack White – unplugged



White's nominations, Blunderbuss is up for album of the year and best rock album, and Freedom at 21 is nominated for best rock song. So he was guaranteed a performing spot. But he told The Hollywood Reporter this week that he had no intention of rehearsing. So we're giving him the Too Cool for School award.





The rest can be found @ the Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2013/feb/08/grammys-awards-10-things-expect

It's kind of a lame/redundant list, I suppose, but maybe we can turn this post into a general Grammy-related discussion/FFA? Which performances are you looking forward to this year, ONTD? I'm hoping that Jack White wins everything, and I can't wait for his performance!