9:25 pm - 02/08/2013
"I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass. I, like, lost my mind."
– Jennifer Lawrence, on meeting celebrity crush John Stamos, on Conan
"Chuck Norris is my father."
– Justin Bieber, who jokingly revealed a shocking paternity announcement on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
"I'm over the moon about the royal baby. But I really can't mount an argument in favor of monarchy. Is that treason? Do I have to turn in my passport?"
– Keira Knightley, weighing in on Britain's royal family, to Marie Claire
"Just goes to show you – if you let the internet decide, it will always choose cats."
– Jimmy Kimmel, on Monopoly's newest token decided by an online vote
"She wants to listen to 'Gangnam Style' and apparently [it's] a big hit among 3-year-olds right now."
– New Girl star Max Greenfield, revealing his daughter's favorite song on Anderson
"Not a damn clue! If I did I would have worn something besides Uggs and a sweatshirt with no bra."
– Kelly Clarkson, on fiancé Brandon Blackstock's surprise proposal, to PEOPLE
"We watch a lot of Dateline. That's usually a hot night in the house, uncovering murders."
– Jessica Alba, on date nights with husband Cash Warren, to Women's Health
"I'm basically the healthiest fat guy you've ever seen in your life."
– New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, while snacking on a doughnut on The Late Show with David Letterman
"I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one."
– The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville, on seeking revenge on ex-husband Eddie Cibrian, in her new memoir Drinking & Tweeting
"Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier."
– Betty White, on getting better with age
Poll #1895447
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 632
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-) xoxo
People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!
"I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass. I, like, lost my mind."
– Jennifer Lawrence, on meeting celebrity crush John Stamos, on Conan
"Chuck Norris is my father."
– Justin Bieber, who jokingly revealed a shocking paternity announcement on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
"I'm over the moon about the royal baby. But I really can't mount an argument in favor of monarchy. Is that treason? Do I have to turn in my passport?"
– Keira Knightley, weighing in on Britain's royal family, to Marie Claire
"Just goes to show you – if you let the internet decide, it will always choose cats."
– Jimmy Kimmel, on Monopoly's newest token decided by an online vote
"She wants to listen to 'Gangnam Style' and apparently [it's] a big hit among 3-year-olds right now."
– New Girl star Max Greenfield, revealing his daughter's favorite song on Anderson
"Not a damn clue! If I did I would have worn something besides Uggs and a sweatshirt with no bra."
– Kelly Clarkson, on fiancé Brandon Blackstock's surprise proposal, to PEOPLE
"We watch a lot of Dateline. That's usually a hot night in the house, uncovering murders."
– Jessica Alba, on date nights with husband Cash Warren, to Women's Health
"I'm basically the healthiest fat guy you've ever seen in your life."
– New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, while snacking on a doughnut on The Late Show with David Letterman
"I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one."
– The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville, on seeking revenge on ex-husband Eddie Cibrian, in her new memoir Drinking & Tweeting
"Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier."
– Betty White, on getting better with age
Poll #1895447
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 632
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
View Answers
| Lusty Jennifer on that Greek goodness |
   121 (19.5%) |
| The Biebz is a dweeb |
| 2 (0.3%) |
| The British citizen formerly known as Ms. Knightly |
| 46 (7.4%) |
| ONTD: CRAZY CAT COMMUNITY |
| 126 (20.3%) |
| Max Gangnamfield |
| 7 (1.1%) |
| Kelly, the 30yr old spinster |
| 18 (2.9%) |
| Jessica DATELINE NBC Alba |
| 8 (1.3%) |
| ontd_doctors love Chris Christie |
| 9 (1.4%) |
| Brandi and her alcohol soaked vageen |
| 25 (4.0%) |
| ONTD's Grandma... Sexy at 91! |
| 260 (41.8%) |
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-) xoxo