After reading this whole thing, I can think of only one thing to say.

Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian? these are a little girl’s arms. A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. She is a pencil, she’s a swizzle stick, you can use her as a pool noodle. And now I am holding up her arms. Arms. I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door. A girl lost her arms, Ashley katchadourian. A girl lost her fucking arms. Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor, seeing a fucking Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh my God. How could you do this to us? You literally bombed us, like the Japanese you are. And me, I’m Ben Affleck. I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two fucking girl’s arms. And you are Cuba Goodring Jr, disappointing everybody. Live with that.