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9:25 pm - 02/06/2013

GAME OF THRONES SEASON 3 PREMIERE SYNOPSIS

Spoiler TV has leaked the synopsis for the season three premiere of Game of Thrones. They have been spot on with these sorts of rumors in the past, so I’m guessing this is the real deal. The synopsis is after the break for the benefit of our more spoiler-conscious readers.


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Littlefinger offers Sansa a way out <- WTF IS THIS. I know they're already far down that road but I'm still so annoyed.
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therearewords 6th-Feb-2013 09:40 pm (UTC)
YESSSSSS MANCE. I pictured him a lot differently in the books but Ciaran Hinds is so badass that I have absolutely no problem with this.
300psychosis 6th-Feb-2013 09:41 pm (UTC)
I really want to see how they'll do the Sandor/Arya thing, especially considering the things he says to her. I fear they will cut it short.
jaimelannister 6th-Feb-2013 09:43 pm (UTC)
[Spoiler (click to open)]
I wonder if they'll include him being horrific about Sansa
hateistoodark 6th-Feb-2013 09:44 pm (UTC)
I hope they do
300psychosis 6th-Feb-2013 09:46 pm (UTC)
Yup, that's exactly one of the things I mean.
I mean, I could understand if they change the wording considering the age of Maisie and stuff, but I fear they will just continue woobyfying him.
angeriex 6th-Feb-2013 09:57 pm (UTC)
I'M GOING TO BE PISSED IF THEY DON'T.
lokiyan 6th-Feb-2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
You know they won't.
sandvich 6th-Feb-2013 10:06 pm (UTC)
I hope they do because I want that shit in gif format to post every time someone says they ship SanSan.
ladysherlock 6th-Feb-2013 09:49 pm (UTC)
I wonder how they're going to address the awkward Arya/Gendry flirting. It worked in the book but the age difference is huge here.
kurtvonnegut 6th-Feb-2013 09:41 pm (UTC)
shit. i wonder if i have time to read a storm of swords before march 31. clash took me 6 months rofl.
soul_amazinn 6th-Feb-2013 09:42 pm (UTC)
Storm of Swords is a much better book.
YOU CAN DO IT!
cerseilannister 6th-Feb-2013 09:45 pm (UTC)
acok is so boring tbh. i don't think asos would take you six months.
kurtvonnegut 6th-Feb-2013 09:47 pm (UTC)
ya, with clash i was reading like 3 chapters a week due to reading more interesting things concurrently. i want to be one of those people who knows what's happening BEFORE instead of reading the books after like i did AGOT and ACOK lol
soavantgarde 6th-Feb-2013 10:20 pm (UTC)
I was slow as fuck and it took me a year to read the whole series, but things definitely pick up in asos and so did my reading, you can do it
wesaynicole 6th-Feb-2013 10:28 pm (UTC)
you can definitely do it. with Storm it got to the point where I had to slow myself down because I didn't want to finish it lol
grapefruitzzz 7th-Feb-2013 12:55 am (UTC)
I got stuck somewhere around there and thought I'd never finish the series but power through! Everyone seemingly gets stuck at about the same point :D
saltwatergirl 7th-Feb-2013 08:06 am (UTC)
A Storm of Swords is the BEST book out of the whole series so far!
I listened to the audio books of all the whole series, I just have 14 chapters of A Dance with Dragons
to listen to. (The books helped me through long drive & hours of a quiet office room.) The ASoIAF books are too long to read on my phone without straining my eyes. YA on the other hand is easy, I read Warm Bodies in two days on my phone.

Edited at 2013-02-07 08:06 am (UTC)
iodine_sky 6th-Feb-2013 09:41 pm (UTC)
They really screwed over Sansa with that storyline, poor little bird :(
They'll always portrait her as the naive victim when she could be so much more
hateistoodark 6th-Feb-2013 09:41 pm (UTC)
Also calm yo tits maybe Littlefinger tells her to marry him remember how he was denied that maybe it plays out in the show.

Or not but i already suspected they were getting rid of Ser Dontos.
liberateourtime 6th-Feb-2013 09:44 pm (UTC)
the lack of jaime and brienne in this synopsis is lame btw
i demand bickering and rocks being thrown on enemies and "chastising my wife"
fauxkaren 6th-Feb-2013 09:46 pm (UTC)
Maybe they're holding off on starting their storyline until episode 2?
jaimelannister 6th-Feb-2013 09:51 pm (UTC)
maybe it'll be like arya in the season 2 premiere, you see them for a brief moment and then the next ep they get nice big chunks of time
soavantgarde 6th-Feb-2013 10:20 pm (UTC)
M T E

stars of s3/asos LBR
saltwatergirl Sapphires! — 7th-Feb-2013 08:13 am (UTC)
I become a Jaime stan because of those interactions.
The sword fight scene is so well written its one of my favourite chapters after Prologue(I love this chapter so much I have listened to it the most time than any other chapter all 1hour & 8mins of it) in Clash of Kings
devochkazhenya 6th-Feb-2013 09:44 pm (UTC)
ot but GUYYYSSS
I dropped my phone last night and now the track pad etc isn't working!! I have an old blackberry curve. Can anyone help me out. I really need this phone to last me until the end of the year
wonderwomanhero 6th-Feb-2013 09:56 pm (UTC)
omg bitch.

jk

where did you drop it? did you take it to the place you bought it from?
devochkazhenya 6th-Feb-2013 10:16 pm (UTC)
I dropped it outside. And I can't take it back rn. I'm not in the same state I bought it in.
war_machine_rox 7th-Feb-2013 02:20 am (UTC)
this is an awful smart ass answer and I don't mean it to be but have you tried googling the problem?

angeriex 6th-Feb-2013 09:44 pm (UTC)
"Littlefinger offers Sansa a way out"

This is why why can never have nice things, HBO.
m_pendulum 6th-Feb-2013 09:46 pm (UTC)
Praying for Queen Sansa and hoping that her scenes with Natalie will still be there! I will not accept cuts!!!!
sandvich 6th-Feb-2013 09:47 pm (UTC)
It really surprises me that they seem to have dropped Ser Dontos from the show, since he was very pointedly included in the season 2 premiere. It would have been so easy to build from there and just accurately adapt Sansa's arc.

But I guess it was more important for us to watch Rob fall in love with ~Talisa~ over a ten-minute CPR story and see Ros doing whore stuff.
fauxkaren 6th-Feb-2013 09:50 pm (UTC)
I think that that scene where Talisa gives the college application essay speech is the single worst scene the show has ever done. UGH
ladysherlock 6th-Feb-2013 09:59 pm (UTC)
the college application essay speech

PAINFULLY accurate, my god
sandvich 6th-Feb-2013 10:00 pm (UTC)
college application essay speech

omg, cackling. That's a perfect way to describe it. And it was made even worse because there are so many other things they could have included in that time. The books are a million pages long, it's not like they lack content to put in the show.
wonderwomanhero 6th-Feb-2013 10:01 pm (UTC)
lol college essay
soavantgarde 6th-Feb-2013 10:23 pm (UTC)
every time someone brings this up I feel the need to mention that I literally went to the bathroom and made a sandwich while that entire scene was happening

I had time to go to the bathroom

and make a sandwich

all while that bitch was blathering on about how ~*~she couldn't just be a noblewoman anymore after the slaves saved her brother~*~ or whatever, what a waste of screen time.
wesaynicole 6th-Feb-2013 10:30 pm (UTC)
lol irl at college application essay but basically yeah

I got up, checked my phone, got a glass of water, took my time settling back down, and she still wasn't halfway done
jaimelannister 6th-Feb-2013 09:52 pm (UTC)
that talisa scene was so long omg

part of the reason i don't want to watch s2 again
cerseilannister 6th-Feb-2013 10:06 pm (UTC)
lol i haven't rewatched season 2 yet but i remember being like who the fuck is this when i saw that ep.
i hadn't finished acok so it was confusing.
wesaynicole 6th-Feb-2013 10:36 pm (UTC)
lol like that time Robb was like WE ARE GOING TO THE CRAG

but oh look no Westerlings

and no Jeyne

not even Talisa revealing she was Jeyne pretending to be Talisa FFS

just two minutes of Robb and Talisa talking in the forest and being basic as fuck
saltwatergirl 7th-Feb-2013 08:15 am (UTC)
LOL!
celtic_thistle 6th-Feb-2013 09:49 pm (UTC)
gdi they're going to ruin Sansa's awesome ASOS arc, aren't they.
jaimelannister 6th-Feb-2013 09:53 pm (UTC)
yeah, but that was pretty obvious from s2 :(

i like your icon, i hope they keep that woods witch in (lbr, they won't)
celtic_thistle 6th-Feb-2013 09:56 pm (UTC)
Ros will be the woods witch.
spankmypirate 6th-Feb-2013 09:49 pm (UTC)
They'd better do the Jaime/Brienne roadtrip justice or I'mma be mad
ladysherlock 6th-Feb-2013 09:50 pm (UTC)
I just want more Tyrell's and the Queen of Thorns fucking EVERYTHING up.
hateistoodark 6th-Feb-2013 09:54 pm (UTC)
Kween Olenna slaying hft
ladysherlock 6th-Feb-2013 09:55 pm (UTC)
Dianna Rigg is going to so fucking flawless, I can feel it.
celtic_thistle 6th-Feb-2013 09:56 pm (UTC)
I am so here for the Tyrells, especially considering what a nice wig they got for Natalie this year.
wonderwomanhero 6th-Feb-2013 09:57 pm (UTC)
She'll only be in two episodes. Watch.
tsarinakate1 6th-Feb-2013 10:06 pm (UTC)
Me too. Ready for things to go to fucking hell when she steps in.
breaktheice89 6th-Feb-2013 09:51 pm (UTC)
mess
socorporatesuit 6th-Feb-2013 09:55 pm (UTC)
i wonder what sex scenes we're gonna get this season

if i don't see jon snow's ass, i'm gonna be pissed
fauxkaren 6th-Feb-2013 09:58 pm (UTC)
Jon/Ygritte.

Uh...

Idk. Random scenes in Petyr's brothels.

Maybe Dany and the conveniently aged up Missandei???
jaimelannister 6th-Feb-2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
I am proudly here for the lord's kiss.

If they cut that out....well...
cerseilannister 6th-Feb-2013 10:08 pm (UTC)
oh lordt
idk how i'm going to handle the rage of a dany/missandei sex scene
ladysherlock 6th-Feb-2013 10:01 pm (UTC)
Lord's kiss LOL
liberateourtime 6th-Feb-2013 10:01 pm (UTC)
knowing this show's track record ygritte will be completely naked and jon snow will be completely clothed. the only dicks we get are alfie allen and hodor.
soavantgarde 6th-Feb-2013 10:24 pm (UTC)
JAIME/BRIENNE BATHHOUSE SCENE, JOIN THE PRAYER CIRCLE I'VE BEEN HOLDING SINCE JULY

watch, we'll get a pan of ygritte's entire naked body but jon will be ~under the furs~ or some bullshit
miakun 6th-Feb-2013 11:24 pm (UTC)
We better get the lord's kiss.
p_e_p_a 7th-Feb-2013 06:41 am (UTC)
if they cut out The Lord's Kiss, i riot
saltwatergirl 7th-Feb-2013 08:18 am (UTC)
Or Cave sex with Ygritte!
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