2:26 am - 02/06/2013
Film’s Most Awkward Couples
People have written infinite pages about the chemistry between movie couples like Stanley and Stella Kowalski (Marlon Brando and Kim Hunter) in A Streetcar Named Desire or Scarlett O’Hara and Rhett Butler (Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind. While we can’t deny the magic those iconic romances have lent to the silver screen, some of our favorite couples in film are the awkward pairings that don’t quite fit. Many of these twosomes are a complete casting mismatch, but each one has the added burden of overcoming some unfortunate and uncomfortable narrative situations. See what flawed film couples we sent a Valentine to after the break. Feel free to add your own favorites in the comments.
Annie Walker and Ted / Annie Walker and Rhodes

Facing her 40s, recovering from a breakup, and mourning the loss of her business, Kristen Wiig’s Annie Walker in Bridesmaids winds up in a no-strings-attached relationship with Jon Hamm’s awesomely jerky, Ted. The first time we meet him, he can’t wait to kick Annie out of bed. “This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don’t know how to say it without sounding like a dick,” he tells her. He’s a real jerkface — but Annie keeps crawling back to him, hoping the sex will lead to something more. It’s painful to watch, but things aren’t any less awkward with her new potential beau, Officer Rhodes. He does and says all the right things, but Annie isn’t receptive to his kind and loving gestures. The disastrous maid of honor and frustrated traffic cop eventually overcome their messy, uncomfortable interactions and find love, but it wouldn’t be a Judd Apatow-produced film if the matchmaking felt any less like having your teeth pulled.
Rachel Dawes and Bruce Wayne

Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight was the pinnacle of the awkward romance between Gotham’s District Attorney and billionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne. We weren’t huge fans of Katie Holmes in the role for 2005′s Batman Begins, but the casting of Maggie Gyllenhaal for Nolan’s sequel was downright weird. We’re huge fans of the actress, but the duo spent most of the movie looking like unwilling partners in a game of dodgeball. With their on-screen chemistry set to low, and Gyllenhaal acting like she’d rather be in Brooklyn knitting baby cardigans for her daughter, Ramona, we felt sorry for Dawes. She never really fits the bill as an empowered heroine and succumbs to a useless, by-the-numbers treatment as Wayne’s damsel in distress. How awkward was it for Bruce, too, when his childhood friend winds up wanting to marry his nemesis (Harvey Dent/Two-Face)? We love a good noir, but this romance failed with a flop.
CW Briggs and Laura Kensington (or Woody Allen and Any Younger Actress)

We get it. These hot, young, talented women are portraying an archetype — and no one plays Woody Allen better than Woody Allen. Still, the director has a history of casting himself for increasingly ridiculous and unlikely romantic partnerships that scream awkward. Sure, that’s part of Allen’s shtick, but his career obsession with the intelligent, yet emotionally immature man and the decades younger, often naive, beautiful woman has consistently been one of cinema’s most uneasy “useful plot mechanism[s]” — even if we are capable of separating an artist’s personal life from their work.
George McFly, Marty McFly, and Lorraine Baines

“This is all wrong. I don’t know what it is. But when I kiss you, it’s like I’m kissing… my brother,” Lorraine Baines (Lea Thompson) tells Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) — her future son — in Back to the Future. Ew. (Ok, we’re just now realizing that Lea Thompson was cast in too many creepy parts during the ‘80s.) We’re using the word “couple” loosely for this pick since Lorraine’s infatuation with Marty doesn’t lead to a real romantic relationship. Cowardly pushover George McFly — Lorraine’s future husband and Marty’s father — adds an additional layer of awkward into the mix, until he finds his courage and sets history back on the right path. The whole thing is one giant hot mess.
Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater

Whoever says they don’t find Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) and Rose (Kate Winslet) at least a little awkward and annoying in James Cameron’s epic, Titanic, is totally lying. We admit that things would have been a lot more uncomfortable with the twitchy, brooding Jeremy Sisto in the part of Jack. DiCaprio’s casting, however, makes Winslet look like she’s making out with her little brother for 194 minutes.
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Annie Walker and Ted / Annie Walker and Rhodes

Facing her 40s, recovering from a breakup, and mourning the loss of her business, Kristen Wiig’s Annie Walker in Bridesmaids winds up in a no-strings-attached relationship with Jon Hamm’s awesomely jerky, Ted. The first time we meet him, he can’t wait to kick Annie out of bed. “This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don’t know how to say it without sounding like a dick,” he tells her. He’s a real jerkface — but Annie keeps crawling back to him, hoping the sex will lead to something more. It’s painful to watch, but things aren’t any less awkward with her new potential beau, Officer Rhodes. He does and says all the right things, but Annie isn’t receptive to his kind and loving gestures. The disastrous maid of honor and frustrated traffic cop eventually overcome their messy, uncomfortable interactions and find love, but it wouldn’t be a Judd Apatow-produced film if the matchmaking felt any less like having your teeth pulled.
Rachel Dawes and Bruce Wayne

Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight was the pinnacle of the awkward romance between Gotham’s District Attorney and billionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne. We weren’t huge fans of Katie Holmes in the role for 2005′s Batman Begins, but the casting of Maggie Gyllenhaal for Nolan’s sequel was downright weird. We’re huge fans of the actress, but the duo spent most of the movie looking like unwilling partners in a game of dodgeball. With their on-screen chemistry set to low, and Gyllenhaal acting like she’d rather be in Brooklyn knitting baby cardigans for her daughter, Ramona, we felt sorry for Dawes. She never really fits the bill as an empowered heroine and succumbs to a useless, by-the-numbers treatment as Wayne’s damsel in distress. How awkward was it for Bruce, too, when his childhood friend winds up wanting to marry his nemesis (Harvey Dent/Two-Face)? We love a good noir, but this romance failed with a flop.
CW Briggs and Laura Kensington (or Woody Allen and Any Younger Actress)

We get it. These hot, young, talented women are portraying an archetype — and no one plays Woody Allen better than Woody Allen. Still, the director has a history of casting himself for increasingly ridiculous and unlikely romantic partnerships that scream awkward. Sure, that’s part of Allen’s shtick, but his career obsession with the intelligent, yet emotionally immature man and the decades younger, often naive, beautiful woman has consistently been one of cinema’s most uneasy “useful plot mechanism[s]” — even if we are capable of separating an artist’s personal life from their work.
George McFly, Marty McFly, and Lorraine Baines

“This is all wrong. I don’t know what it is. But when I kiss you, it’s like I’m kissing… my brother,” Lorraine Baines (Lea Thompson) tells Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) — her future son — in Back to the Future. Ew. (Ok, we’re just now realizing that Lea Thompson was cast in too many creepy parts during the ‘80s.) We’re using the word “couple” loosely for this pick since Lorraine’s infatuation with Marty doesn’t lead to a real romantic relationship. Cowardly pushover George McFly — Lorraine’s future husband and Marty’s father — adds an additional layer of awkward into the mix, until he finds his courage and sets history back on the right path. The whole thing is one giant hot mess.
Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater

Whoever says they don’t find Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) and Rose (Kate Winslet) at least a little awkward and annoying in James Cameron’s epic, Titanic, is totally lying. We admit that things would have been a lot more uncomfortable with the twitchy, brooding Jeremy Sisto in the part of Jack. DiCaprio’s casting, however, makes Winslet look like she’s making out with her little brother for 194 minutes.
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what is she trying to do/evoke?
YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Fuckers failed me.
everyone can go home now.
E: Let me take a closer look..
B: But no touching!!
E: Calm down, I dont do touching
Edited at 2013-02-06 12:47 am (UTC)
I hated them in the book too though. I was always Team Harry/Forever Alone.
Luna's too good for all the characters in the book except maybe Neville anyway.
But Bonnie uhhhhh acting brought a whole new kind of special to the plate.
Right age, die his hair...and since he's a great actor, he could pull off a more convincing teen girl than Bonnie.
Love Bonnie, but she only fit the part in the epilogue.
Edited at 2013-02-06 01:32 am (UTC)
I also want to say that I enjoy the icon you used to make your comment.
I wonder if the author is okay with couples where the boy looks older (i.e. the majority of film couples).
as if BRUCE MOTHAFUCKIN WAYNE would go for someone who looks like that
otherwise it's just a cheesy mess tbh
Then again, I do have a soft spot for Titanic...
plus the list is missing those Twilight kids, the writer is on something.
he was hot in that scene.
but lol she played his sister in Jumper
Both are incredibly skilled at raising in the audience feelings of utter apathy for their characters.
so long ago when there was nothing but our love
gag
almost always relevant.
True love
this comes in a close second to Bella and Edward imo
Still mind boggling that Luke and Leia came from these two; well more so Anakin.
Both in the books and in the movies.
Bleargh.
No. I don't allow this. Flawless right there.
Who the fuck are these haters?
Edited at 2013-02-06 02:32 am (UTC)
Benjamin Braddock and Mrs. Robinson (and Elaine Robinson) - The Graduate
Beverly Switzler and Howard the Duck (oh, hell yes)
Kelly Taylor and Justin Bell - Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini in From Justin to Kelly
Travis Bickle and Betsy - Taxi Driver
Sheila Kingston and Fred Lavery - Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Akroyd in Exit to Eden
This bothers me because they weren't a couple. They were co-workers. She dates that guy she meets at the end who was her sex slave (or what the fuck ever, servant, idk) and had her house painted.
Edited at 2013-02-06 01:07 am (UTC)
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It's a movie called Suburban Girl...