[giraffe]
This reminds me of my husband's military "friends", who were anti-gays in the military because they didn't want to be "hit on". Motherfuckers, they don't want you, trust me.

My husband took a lot of flack for not being anti-gay. And once DADT was repealed, several guys in his unit came out, and were like, "Fuck you" to all the gay haters.