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7:36 pm - 02/04/2013

TRUMP SUES MAHER FOR $5 MIL I PROVED I'm Not PART-ORANGUTAN

Donald Trump's mother is no orangutan-banger ... so says the Donald himself in a new, actually-filed lawsuit obtained by TMZ. Seriously, Trump actually filed this

The Donald just sue Bill Maher or $5 MILLION ... claiming the HBO talk show host is skipping out on his promise to donate $5 mil to charity if Trump could prove he isn't the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan

According to Trump, Maher made the offer during an appearance on "Leno" ... after Trump had made a $5 million challenge to President Obama regarding POTUS' birth certificate

In his suit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Trump says he formally responded to Maher's challenge with a copy of his birth certificate, proving he is, in fact, the "son of Fred Trump" ... who is not a member of the Great Ape family

Trump claims 5 "worthy charities" have now been deprived of millions of dollars in donations ... and it's all Maher's fault.

Anyone in the mood for a banana?

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squishinator 5th-Feb-2013 01:44 am (UTC)

his parents were unmarried? is that why he is such a bastard?

klutzy_girl 5th-Feb-2013 01:48 am (UTC)

Nope. Mother's maiden name goes on the birth certificate, even when the parents are married. That's how mine is.

squishinator 5th-Feb-2013 01:50 am (UTC)

oh i see. i never paid attention

saintssin 5th-Feb-2013 01:44 am (UTC)

he's also suing mac miller

fucking asshole

dizzylizzybsb 5th-Feb-2013 02:30 am (UTC)

I just looked that up right now, I had no idea. What an asshole, he acts like he doesn't have enough money or attention.

powerbottom 5th-Feb-2013 01:45 am (UTC)

Why does his birth certificate look like a diploma?

mellawe 5th-Feb-2013 02:31 am (UTC)

being born is an achievement

ilovedogs 5th-Feb-2013 01:45 am (UTC)

No, no, no. Why does a judge not throw this out as frivolous?

grande_latte 5th-Feb-2013 01:45 am (UTC)

this fucker needs to stop it already.

also that certificate ain't real

lucciolaa 5th-Feb-2013 01:46 am (UTC)

This is what happens when morons have money and resources.

skeet_skeet 5th-Feb-2013 01:46 am (UTC)

Can we lock them both in a room and see if they cancel each other out and disappear never to be seen again?

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meggiebooboo

saintssin 5th-Feb-2013 01:49 am (UTC)

never gets out

why is our president so perfect?

tigermilk 5th-Feb-2013 01:49 am (UTC)

if_musicbe 5th-Feb-2013 02:02 am (UTC)

I laughed forever omg.

snapiphany 5th-Feb-2013 01:48 am (UTC)

Fake as hell. He's got relatives in the motherfucking jungles of Borneo swinging in the canopy that are willing to talk for some fruit. HE LIES.

glas_smaragaide 5th-Feb-2013 01:57 am (UTC)

BB

Don't insult those canopy swinging creatures of nature. We know damn well, Trump was formed from some primordial goo that was mutated by toxic waste and some lost grey matter from Dubya's birth

snapiphany 5th-Feb-2013 02:01 am (UTC)

Is that what they're telling you? I was sure he was born in the bowels of a diseased cow and heavily shat into a biohazard bin full of biological waste and used needles.