Jason Statham Haiku? And Men's Fitness Magazine Cover!

Five-Ku: Haikus About Jason Statham
By ADAM STERNBERGH

Bruce Willis, Stanley
Tucci, Yul Brynner and now
Statham: Hot Bald Dudes

Statham! Eats modern
Namby-pambs like Pattinson
As snacks, between takes.

You really dove for
British national team? Once
12th in world? Statham!

No kids’ films for you,
Unless film titled ‘‘Bloke in
A Suit Who Kills Folks’’

Statham! Your girlfriend
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Not haiku-friendly.


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