ONTD

Five more minutes and it's DiGiorno-o'clock

i cant wait until bey goes on because then people will stop complaining about her performing

wow his bodyy...ugly face but he is ripped

lolol the calvin klein commercial..

can SF turn it around?

with a score that low though?

Me when Beyonce comes on stage.

I've been to many football games and it just...takes...soo...long.

Come on......

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

NOPE

oh lord

i want something dipped in chocolate now

NOOO NOT A FIELD GOOAALL

the niners just don't have it tonight.

how do you take that long to call a timeout

Cazwell comes out and is all "I seen Beyonce at the Super Bowl, I seem Beyonce at the Super Bowl, I seen Beyonce at the Super Bowl and she was twerkin. What? She was twerkin. Oh."

EXPLOSION.

Then Beyonce comes out and she pops her booty a few times.

Then Destiny's Child come out on stage and Beyonce walks over all happy to see them and Bugaboo starts playing and she kicks them both off the stage and is all "ya buggin what? ya buggin who? ya buggin me. and don't ya see it ain't cool."

Then Jay Z comes out and starts rappin Crazy in Love and Beyonce commenses the booty pop.

Then a piano comes out of stage right with Chris Martin playing and Gwyneth Paltrow sitting on top. They start playing a boring version of Run the World and Beyonce goes "not you" and blows us the piano.

She spins around and Jay Z is all scurred and she just gives him a do not fuck with me look and he walks off the stage with his head down.

Then the gay men's choir of houston asends the stage and Halo begins to play. Beyonce then picks up Blue Ivy and lifts from the stage towards the sky as we all accept our new Lord and Savior.

In Beysus name we pray.

y r u not?