Elijah suspenders
I bought my friend this custom made shirt that has all the words of her favorite book on it for her birthday. My mom bought her a book in the series of Tintin for her birthday.

Basically, we have spent 50 dollars on her and I have gotten NOTHING from her.

I feel selfish for being angry but I think that's pretty damn unfair of us to think of her and all I get is a birthday email.