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10:27 pm - 01/31/2013

Meet the celebrities on the NRA's shitlist, ONTD.

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Huh. I should have guessed that the NRA had their own (very big) enemies list, but I never thought they'd keep it on their website:
A couple of things become apparent while reviewing the NRA list. First, they have no concept of data record formatting. Second, at least some of the folks on the NRA list are dead – which rings familiar to the persistent rumors that many of the NRA “Life” Members are dead as well.
The actual list is broken into multiple parts: There are political organizations the NRA hates, specific people (mostly celebrities and journalists) the NRA hates, and companies the NRA hates. Continue reading below the fold for a very, very small sampler from among the hundreds of entries.


AARP
American Civil Liberties Union
American Medical Association
American Bar Association
American Jewish Committee
B'nai B'rith
College Democrats of America
League of Women Voters
NAACP
National Coalition Against Domestic Violence
National Education Association
National Organization for Women
National Spinal Cord Injury Association
That's just the tiniest sampler—by the time you've run through the whole thing, I think you've probably covered almost everyone in America. All right, what about specific named individuals?
Louis Anderson - Comedian
Maya Angelou - Poet
Richard Dreyfus - Actor
Art Garfunkel - Singer
Leonard Nimoy - Actor
Mary Lou Retton - Former Olympian
Jerry Seinfeld - Actor
Patrick Stewart - Actor
Dick Van Dyke - Actor
Y'all are nuts, NRA. I mean that sincerely. Is there really someone at NRA headquarters who's been compiling this list and thinking to themselves "take that, Mary Lou Retton!" Probably so.

As for specific companies on the NRA poop list, they include Hallmark Cards (who presumably don't have enough cards saying things like "sorry I accidentally shot you" or "roses are red, come on my property again and you're dead," the Kansas City Chiefs, Sara Lee, Stoneyfield Farms Yogurt (um, what?), CBS, the Christian Science Monitor, PBS and Motorcycle Cruiser Magazine (those bastards).

So anyway, just a heads-up. You're probably all on the list too. Or would be, except the NRA higher-ups haven't really discovered the internet yet, and they're too preoccupied anyway, what with fighting off Hallmark and Maya Angelou

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andi88 1st-Feb-2013 03:37 am (UTC)
The NRA hating on Dick Van Dyke makes me love him more
odontv 1st-Feb-2013 03:58 am (UTC)
Another thing to add to his resume of perfection.
mhfromnh 1st-Feb-2013 04:01 am (UTC)
I like that he danced like a penguin in Mary Poppins.
dropit87 1st-Feb-2013 04:25 am (UTC)
I love him.His autobiography is really good too.
andi88 1st-Feb-2013 04:53 am (UTC)
I have it, but I still haven't gotten around to reading it because I'm so behind on my reading. Good to know tho!
dropit87 1st-Feb-2013 04:56 am (UTC)
I couldn't put it down.
andi88 1st-Feb-2013 04:58 am (UTC)
I will start it soon then
hemsworth 1st-Feb-2013 04:37 am (UTC)
i was so happy to see him in person last month at disneyland.
andi88 1st-Feb-2013 04:53 am (UTC)
Jealous!!
hemsworth 1st-Feb-2013 05:08 am (UTC)
it was for the candlelight procession and the last day he did the narration, it was on his birthday! but i'll let the post i submitted on tumblr do the talking http://warongravity.tumblr.com/post/40158553531/fuckyeahdisneyland-dick-van-dyke
dropit87 1st-Feb-2013 04:57 am (UTC)
LUCKY!
hemsworth 1st-Feb-2013 05:08 am (UTC)
it was for the candlelight procession and the last day he did the narration, it was on his birthday! but i'll let the post i submitted on tumblr do the talking http://warongravity.tumblr.com/post/40158553531/fuckyeahdisneyland-dick-van-dyke
so_chic_doll 1st-Feb-2013 05:01 am (UTC)
i love him so much.

i was obsessed with reruns of the dick van dyke show as a kid.

and bye bye birdie <3
andi88 1st-Feb-2013 05:06 am (UTC)
I've had a crush on him from his DVDS days since I was younger and watched the show on Nick at Nite. I actually bought the series a few years and loved it all over again.
so_chic_doll 1st-Feb-2013 05:07 am (UTC)
he was so qt when he was younger
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