I'd like a book where a female character is courted by love interests like the best friend and the bad boy by like 1/3 through she just goes "Ya'll can suck my balls, I've got important shit to do like saving the fucking world and not dealing with you two fucking drama queens. You want to stand there comparing dicks or are we going to be awesome now? Cause I can do the whole being awesome thing by myself if you guys don't wanna come"