2:54 pm - 01/30/2013

Fuck the San Francisco 49ers

Completely heterosexual, Chris Culliver

San Francisco 49ers cornerback Chris Culliver has reportedly made inflammatory comments regarding homosexuality in football just a few days before Super Bowl XLVII.  Shock jock Artie Lange revealed he had interviewed Culliver at media day Tuesday and aired a segment on his show that night, where the player insisted that any gay players would not be welcome on the team.

"I don't do the gay guys man," said Culliver, whose Niners play the Baltimore Ravens on Sunday. "I don't do that. No, we don't got no gay people on the team, they gotta get up out of here if they do. Can't be with that sweet stuff. Nah…can't be…in the locker room man. Nah." When quizzed by Lange whether any homosexual athletes would need to keep their sexuality a secret in football, Culliver responded: "Yeah, come out 10 years later after that."

In the NFL's long history, there has never been an openly gay active player. 


I predict an insincere apology to be released by the end of tomorrow. I would never support the niners (anecdotally, I think they & their fans are utter assholes) but it's kind of saddening to hear that someone representing San Francisco is so ignorant.  I hope you lose the Superbowl for your team and our city, you embarrassing fuck.
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hoechlingurl 30th-Jan-2013 11:07 pm (UTC)
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
victory_goddess LOL30th-Jan-2013 11:07 pm (UTC)
redaodai Re: LOL30th-Jan-2013 11:08 pm (UTC)
I love fig bars.
algore_galore Re: LOL30th-Jan-2013 11:08 pm (UTC)
everyone hates figs!!!
youbeboy Re: LOL31st-Jan-2013 02:26 am (UTC)
These lies.
scarletfbl Re: LOL30th-Jan-2013 11:09 pm (UTC)
IA, white Jesus. Figs are groce.
mmmyesplease Re: LOL30th-Jan-2013 11:09 pm (UTC)
Figs are def an acquired taste. Took me years.
wasteyourlife Re: LOL30th-Jan-2013 11:11 pm (UTC)
holy shit i just tried figs for the first time this past summer. my friend has these huge fig trees so she picked like 200 for me. good god are they amazing. i had to throw away like a third of them cause fruit flies would not fuck off even after i put them in the freezer.

/fig csb~
existential Re: LOL30th-Jan-2013 11:12 pm (UTC)
i've never had a fig...idk if fig newtons count lol
victory_goddess Re: LOL30th-Jan-2013 11:13 pm (UTC)
I'm cracking up that this actually turned into a thread about figs.
cickiz Re: LOL30th-Jan-2013 11:32 pm (UTC)
figs are delicious when properly ripened and grown in the right climate.

I guess I'm a fig snob.
youbeboy Re: LOL31st-Jan-2013 02:26 am (UTC)
I enjoy figs. My granddad had a bunch of fruit trees on his property and one of them was a fig tree. I haven't had one in a long time, but I always liked them.

Edited at 2013-01-31 02:27 am (UTC)
epona 30th-Jan-2013 11:07 pm (UTC)
football players are homophobic more at 11
sunredskyblue 30th-Jan-2013 11:08 pm (UTC)
lol straight men are so ridiculous.
p2bab 30th-Jan-2013 11:08 pm (UTC)
Lmao the Ravens also have terrible people tho.
disclosure 30th-Jan-2013 11:26 pm (UTC)
Lol true story. People in this ~liberal city walk around acting like all the Ravens are gods
scarletfbl 30th-Jan-2013 11:08 pm (UTC)
Ugh, him and his empty toilet paper roll are giving me so much shame.
cickiz 30th-Jan-2013 11:32 pm (UTC)
I had to scroll up and now I can't stop laughing
mellawe 30th-Jan-2013 11:09 pm (UTC)
He has a strange way of expressing himself
fwee_prower 30th-Jan-2013 11:10 pm (UTC)
duckyduck92 30th-Jan-2013 11:10 pm (UTC)
I fucking hate the niners and their fans. I'm from the bay area, but I am a seahawks fan because of my parents. We used to go to niners games, but when I was like 13 I had niners fans yelling at me that they were going to rape me and beat the shit out of me after the game got out. NHFT.
choukoumei 30th-Jan-2013 11:13 pm (UTC)
Ugh that's horrible, I've had that happen to me as well. Honestly I am so over sports fans in SF. Any time the giants win the city turns into full riot mode and I have to shut myself inside as soon as I can. I really don't want the niners to win and have to deal with that again.
duckyduck92 30th-Jan-2013 11:15 pm (UTC)
I love my giants, but I feel like the masses kinda stole them. And the assholes who used the win as an excuse to destroy the city pissed me off.

For the sake of the city, I hope they don't win either.
brenden 30th-Jan-2013 11:16 pm (UTC)
I went to a playoff game a few weeks ago and nobody was nice. Guy behind us was intentionally yelling at the top of his lungs in my mom's ear in addition to touching all of us. I was so close to knocking him the fuck out, but I knew if I tried something I'd be attacked by the 25,000 other 49ers fans behind us.
crazyventures 30th-Jan-2013 11:23 pm (UTC)
I don't know what it is about football but I feel like football fans go way overboard with the hate/scariness in general. Maybe it's because there's only 16 games so people go all out? It reminds me of how European football fans get.
cickiz 30th-Jan-2013 11:33 pm (UTC)
I only know about seahawks because of Marty Crane on Frasier.
lolcatielol 30th-Jan-2013 11:41 pm (UTC)
My mama and brother went to one SF game a long ass time ago to cheer for their team (which is not SF) and she came back FURIOUS. Apparently the fans were shouting horrible things at both of them the entire game. My brother was like 10 (and when he was 10 he looked like he was about 6) and cried.

I don't understand it because fans at Giants games have always been awesome to him when he goes to see the Rockies play (which might have to do with me going with him in my Giants jersey and whatnot, but still).

I think football fans in general just suck.
boss_sister 31st-Jan-2013 12:48 am (UTC)
Yeah, they're pretty gross. Not as bad as Bears, Eagles, or especially Giants fans.
snitchster 31st-Jan-2013 12:49 am (UTC)
my fiance and I have raiders season tickets, and everyone talks about how brave we are for sitting close to the black hole.

im like, honey, raiders fans have nothing on niners fans. i swear someone gets stabbed in the bathroom every game.
waffle_party 31st-Jan-2013 12:56 am (UTC)
you find fans like that everywhere, unfortunately... I live in nyc and was wearing my niners jersey and a guy wearing a seahawks shirt threw a fucking beer bottle at me after watching the game at a bar. He missed, but it was a glass bottle. I could have seriously been hurt.

I've also had a Steelers fan threaten to slit my throat.... in front of their kid who had to be no older than 8. That one was sad.

at least no one is as horrible as hardcore raiders fans. they're straight up scary.
danya 31st-Jan-2013 05:57 am (UTC)
I had seahawks fans talk about raping me, this year. So yeah. All fans can be dicks.
aprilbegins 30th-Jan-2013 11:10 pm (UTC)
come on, one player's opinions do not reflect those of the whole team

instead I would like to celebrate Joe Montana joining Twitter, though it feels like welcoming my father
she_can_rock 30th-Jan-2013 11:37 pm (UTC)
lol i was so excited too and followed him immediately. i bet one of his daughters had to show him how to sign up.
ethereal_dusky 30th-Jan-2013 11:10 pm (UTC)
likegunfire 30th-Jan-2013 11:11 pm (UTC)
he's hot
she_can_rock 30th-Jan-2013 11:11 pm (UTC)

i feel like the bandwagon fans are the complete assholes. but i believe thats how it goes when any team that played horribly for years is finally playing well again.
duckyduck92 30th-Jan-2013 11:20 pm (UTC)
dude the bandwagoners are the worst, my fb has been exploding and its like I have never seen you post anything about football before.

this made me laugh tho:
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veracity 30th-Jan-2013 11:36 pm (UTC)
With the mattress covers, that should have been turned into a Shark.
she_can_rock 30th-Jan-2013 11:41 pm (UTC)

i dont mind people celebrating and being happy, but idk i cant really figure out how to accurately word my feelings without sounding like a jerk lol.
xluckyme04x 31st-Jan-2013 04:01 am (UTC)
I love this one. My friend has bought three 49er shirts in the last two days and is on Colin K's ASS. I'm thinking GIRL you were rooting for the Packers and only the packers three months ago.

Edited at 2013-01-31 04:01 am (UTC)
msloserrific 31st-Jan-2013 12:16 am (UTC)
Bandwagoners are the worst.

Some of the bandwagon Ravens, Niners (and previously Seahawks and Broncos) fans are so insufferable.
shlee_lee 30th-Jan-2013 11:13 pm (UTC)
waiting for Brendon Ayanbadejo's comments/tweets on this situation. if only one played offense and they lined up against each other, I'd live for that subplot
silverfox1027 30th-Jan-2013 11:14 pm (UTC)
Definitely expecting him to say something...
reginageorge 30th-Jan-2013 11:13 pm (UTC)
i just wish my eagles were playing.

that's all i want.
beetlebums 31st-Jan-2013 12:03 am (UTC)
Philly teams phlop always
im_chris_hansen 30th-Jan-2013 11:13 pm (UTC)
what's the difference btwn the best team and worst team in football?

the bay bridge
calinewarkwc69 30th-Jan-2013 11:17 pm (UTC)

Using that on all my Raider's fan friends.
crazyventures 30th-Jan-2013 11:19 pm (UTC)
LOL so sad but true. I should be a Raiders fan but I can't bring myself to do it tbh so I just choose not to pay attention to football
spiderkelly 30th-Jan-2013 11:20 pm (UTC)

swimsowild 30th-Jan-2013 11:37 pm (UTC)
lmfao yes
myhipusername 30th-Jan-2013 11:42 pm (UTC)
lol irl

this truth rn
snitchster 31st-Jan-2013 12:34 am (UTC)
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