8:04 pm - 01/29/2013

Which Queer Ships Could Come True?

5. Emma and Regina, "Once Upon a Time"
While Emma and Regina could unite to create a pretty awesome couple nickname (SwanQueen) at least one of them would have to go through some intense character changes for this ship to make any sense. There just isn't a relationship book that covers how to deal with the fact that your girlfriend wiped your parents' memories, leaving you to grow up an orphan in a world that wasn't your own.

4. Maura and Jane, "Rizzoli and Isles"

It's not that the cop and the coroner wouldn't make a pretty cute couple, it's the show's demographic that makes this ship unlikely to be written in. Bottom line, this is a drama your mom watches, and whil you mom might be cool enough to keep tuning in if Maura and Jane start stealing kisses over the dead bodies, the network probably won't alienated the million moms with two lesbian protagonists

3. Dean and Castiel, "Supernatural"

Looking past any hints that this relationship is going canon in the actual episodes (and there are an endless supply) Destiel will most likely come true, however briefly, just because the writers will fear for their safety from what might be the most rabid group of shippers on the internet.

2. Sleeping Beauty and Mulan, "Once Upon A Time"
They're going to kiss. It's going to happen. Maybe it'll happen in a dream sequence, but the brave rescuer and the girl she's protecting are going to lock lips at some point.

1. Quinn and Rachel, "Glee"
After two and a half seasons of bitter rivalry and a kind of sudden friendship, Quinn and Rachel have one of the more stable relationships on "Glee." No couple is off limits in the world of spontaneous song, and it would be kind of interesting to see a pairing that had a half uninterested in pursuing a life on the stage.

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alaynestone 30th-Jan-2013 04:00 am (UTC)

Except for Elementary because it doesn't get posted ad nauseam like the other ones.

But really tho, I just don't get the love for OUAT. It's terribly written and acted, and is just all around embarrassing, but it has such a huge following. I really tried to get into it, but I can handle only so much secondhand embarrassment before I fold.
soavantgarde 30th-Jan-2013 04:02 am (UTC)
LMAO iasfm re: everything you said about ouat, it's just so cringeworthy in every aspect that I can't

elementary I intended to watch but I never got around to it, so I blocked it to avoid karen's draggings of pressed sherlock stans/possible spoilers in case I ever get around to it hehe
alaynestone 30th-Jan-2013 04:05 am (UTC)
Lol omg I live for her going after people. Her and watermeloncholy really are the queens of dragging foolish haters.

And yeah, I've fallen behind on my Elementary watching and have gotten spoiled like crazy, so maybe I should try blocking it until I catch up. :/
milkradio 30th-Jan-2013 04:08 am (UTC)
omg iawtc so much

and yet i put it on in the background because capt hook is hot so idk
alaynestone 30th-Jan-2013 04:09 am (UTC)
I don't blame you, he really is. If Jamie Dornan was still on the show I would probably still be watching. Lol. He is so fine omg.
ladysherlock 30th-Jan-2013 06:53 am (UTC)
It's excellent for hate-watching
miss_lurker 30th-Jan-2013 07:08 am (UTC)
I think it's popular because it has a lot of female characters who actually get to do shit.
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