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8:04 pm - 01/29/2013

Which Queer Ships Could Come True?


5. Emma and Regina, "Once Upon a Time"
While Emma and Regina could unite to create a pretty awesome couple nickname (SwanQueen) at least one of them would have to go through some intense character changes for this ship to make any sense. There just isn't a relationship book that covers how to deal with the fact that your girlfriend wiped your parents' memories, leaving you to grow up an orphan in a world that wasn't your own.


4. Maura and Jane, "Rizzoli and Isles"

It's not that the cop and the coroner wouldn't make a pretty cute couple, it's the show's demographic that makes this ship unlikely to be written in. Bottom line, this is a drama your mom watches, and whil you mom might be cool enough to keep tuning in if Maura and Jane start stealing kisses over the dead bodies, the network probably won't alienated the million moms with two lesbian protagonists


3. Dean and Castiel, "Supernatural"

Looking past any hints that this relationship is going canon in the actual episodes (and there are an endless supply) Destiel will most likely come true, however briefly, just because the writers will fear for their safety from what might be the most rabid group of shippers on the internet.


2. Sleeping Beauty and Mulan, "Once Upon A Time"
They're going to kiss. It's going to happen. Maybe it'll happen in a dream sequence, but the brave rescuer and the girl she's protecting are going to lock lips at some point.



1. Quinn and Rachel, "Glee"
After two and a half seasons of bitter rivalry and a kind of sudden friendship, Quinn and Rachel have one of the more stable relationships on "Glee." No couple is off limits in the world of spontaneous song, and it would be kind of interesting to see a pairing that had a half uninterested in pursuing a life on the stage.


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smokesinatra 30th-Jan-2013 03:36 am (UTC)
writers fear destiel fans??

sterek fans have literally chased the showrunner/head writer for teen wolf off tumblr AND twitter lol
severalstories 30th-Jan-2013 03:38 am (UTC)
LOL he left Twitter, too? IS NOWHERE SAFE?
smokesinatra 30th-Jan-2013 03:40 am (UTC)
yeah he left suuuuuper butthurt like two months ago. it happened right as people were upset that he cast a half black/half white female to play an indian lady and (pretty civilly imo) asked for an explanation and he flounced
severalstories 30th-Jan-2013 03:48 am (UTC)
Oooooooops. BUT FANDOM DON'T YOU KNOW, THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A POC, HE SHOULD BE GETTING PROPS FOR THAT.
jef_martel 30th-Jan-2013 04:37 am (UTC)
Yeah that was a pretty shitty thing of him to do.
holyfrijoles_2 30th-Jan-2013 03:40 am (UTC)
Sometimes I feel bad for Jeff but then I remember he created a lot of his own problems.
smokesinatra 30th-Jan-2013 03:42 am (UTC)
I feel no sympathy for the man at all in any matter EXCEPT sterek. like I really do feel bad for what he has to deal with re: sterek because it's kind of like he's been painted into a corner. damned if you, damned if you don't kinda situation
severalstories 30th-Jan-2013 05:44 am (UTC)
I feel like someone really should've sat him down for a Fandom 101 course. He had no idea what he was getting into.
demikkusuu 30th-Jan-2013 03:41 am (UTC)
seriously???? damn
procedurals 30th-Jan-2013 03:43 am (UTC)
you're giving sterek fans too much credit. a mature showrunner would brush the crazies off. but he was making gaffes left & right. i honestly think him leaving social media was the best, bc he seemed too invested
smokesinatra 30th-Jan-2013 03:48 am (UTC)
naw I know, sterek fans probably only had like 10% to do with jeff jumping ship. I agree it was best for him to peace out too. you know, considering hollywood has that reputation for people being sharp-tongued and with thick-hides, I've found more easily butthurt people in the tv world than in any other industry
oneloveunited 30th-Jan-2013 01:14 pm (UTC)
I don't think they fear us tbh. They seem to enjoy baiting us most of the time.
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