5:17 pm - 01/29/2013

Jason London: Arrested, Beaten & Allegedly Craps Himself

Jason London crapped himself in the back seat of a cop car Sunday morning ... minutes after the "Dazed & Confused" actor was punched in the face in a bar fight ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ.

Here's what the report says ...

Cops were called to the Martini Ranch bar in Scottsdale, Arizona at 1:42 AM on Sunday morning after getting a call about a man who was bleeding on the street.

When officers arrived to the scene ... they found Jason nursing a swollen eye. Cops spoke to a bouncer who told them Jason had been inside the club, walked by him and sneezed on him. The bouncer asked for an apology, and Jason allegedly punched him in the face.

40-year-old Jason was thrown out of the bar kicking and screaming and in the process he was beaten up.

Paramedics arrived to the scene to treat London, but cops say the actor got aggressive with the responders and shoved some of them. Cops say one of the officers was forced to deliver a knee strike to London's right thigh so they could seat him on the ground. London later called one of the officers a "f**king hillbilly."

Jason was eventually arrested for disorderly conduct/fighting and assault.

On his way to the police station ... Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops ... saying, "Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch."

Jason continued ... "It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea." According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants. Jason then said, "I told you I'm happy as s**t."

The next day, cops say they spoke with Jason's wife Sofia who told them ... "I know he's an a**hole when he drinks."

Cops say Sofia also told them she had spoken with Jason ... and he had no recollection of the incident.

1:50 PM PT -- Jason just tweeted about the story ... saying the police report is a "total f*cking lie."

Jason explains, "I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes."

"I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see."

He continues, "Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona."

speedychi 29th-Jan-2013 10:27 pm (UTC)
I was waiting for this post

Shame, he was the normal twin. At least the black guys didn't do it

Celeb Rehab: Twins Edition?
thetrustoryofme 29th-Jan-2013 10:33 pm (UTC)
wait this isnt the one that was the drug addicted kidnapped one!?
speedychi 29th-Jan-2013 10:34 pm (UTC)
Haha nope
therealycats 29th-Jan-2013 10:35 pm (UTC)
Nope, that was Jeremy.
dubiously 30th-Jan-2013 09:18 am (UTC)
Exactly, Nathaniel, exactly!
freeze_i_say 31st-Jan-2013 12:09 pm (UTC)
lol mte
aka_plynn 29th-Jan-2013 10:37 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, I thought this was the other one.

What. The. Fuck.
flumes 29th-Jan-2013 10:45 pm (UTC)
omg i thought it was jeremy lmfao i didnt know there were TWO of them jfc
myblackass 29th-Jan-2013 10:51 pm (UTC)
Somehow this makes his line about being a famous actor & "look me up" even funnier.
blue_birds 29th-Jan-2013 11:00 pm (UTC)
I forgot that was his twin.

Edited at 2013-01-29 11:01 pm (UTC)
sorryeden 29th-Jan-2013 11:22 pm (UTC)

Which one embarrassed themselves on 7th Heaven?
shadowpiranha 29th-Jan-2013 11:33 pm (UTC)
Oh my God now it's BOTH of them?!
deadendqueen16 29th-Jan-2013 11:41 pm (UTC)
I just figured it was the already fucked up one. JEEZ...
little_kitkat 29th-Jan-2013 11:49 pm (UTC)

youbeboy 29th-Jan-2013 11:49 pm (UTC)
lol at this thread.
imnotasquirrel 30th-Jan-2013 12:41 am (UTC)
shit, i didn't realize until your comment.
_scarlett_icons 30th-Jan-2013 12:48 am (UTC)
wow I didn't know there was two of them, lol.. I thought it was all the same dude.

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