Lord Disick's daily routine consists of diamond watches and $300 facials.

We've heard about his lordly lifestyle, and we've seen his antics on this season of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. One has to wonder, though: what exactly does Scott Disick do all day?

Scott revealed all in a recent issue of Haute Living, outlining his daily routine. So, what did we learn?

Getting Ready: Much of Scott's morning time goes into deciding what to wear and how to accessorize according to his plans for the day. Keeping it cazh? Scott wears a Rolex. Big event? Scott pulls out one of his Jacob & Co. diamond watches.

All this, according to Scott, takes roughly two hours, including a half hour of moisturizing with Créme de la Mer (roughly $150 an ounce). Hey, ya gotta keep the hands soft if you're going to be a lord.

The Car Makes the Man: Another big decision for Scott is which car to drive. Should he take the Rolls Royce out, or go for the Ferrari? If he's feeling a bit pedestrian, the Bentley is apparently the way to go.

All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go: After three hours of careful outfit, accessory and vehicle coordination, Scott does most of his work "on the phone or from a home office." But he looks good doing it.

Fan of the Classics: Dinner with his family is a priority for Scott, followed by some time to shop online for "luxurious items such as cars and watches and private planes and boats." But after that, it's time for real luxury: kicking back and watching reruns of Seinfeld. The man clearly matches impeccable taste in watches with impeccable taste in sitcoms. (no)

You can get more glimpses into Scott's lifestyle every Sunday at 9/8c on Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, only on E!