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9:19 pm - 01/29/2013

Lord Disick's daily routine consists of diamond watches and $300 facials.



We've heard about his lordly lifestyle, and we've seen his antics on this season of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. One has to wonder, though: what exactly does Scott Disick do all day?

Scott revealed all in a recent issue of Haute Living, outlining his daily routine. So, what did we learn?

Getting Ready: Much of Scott's morning time goes into deciding what to wear and how to accessorize according to his plans for the day. Keeping it cazh? Scott wears a Rolex. Big event? Scott pulls out one of his Jacob & Co. diamond watches.

All this, according to Scott, takes roughly two hours, including a half hour of moisturizing with Créme de la Mer (roughly $150 an ounce). Hey, ya gotta keep the hands soft if you're going to be a lord.

The Car Makes the Man: Another big decision for Scott is which car to drive. Should he take the Rolls Royce out, or go for the Ferrari? If he's feeling a bit pedestrian, the Bentley is apparently the way to go.

All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go: After three hours of careful outfit, accessory and vehicle coordination, Scott does most of his work "on the phone or from a home office." But he looks good doing it.

Fan of the Classics: Dinner with his family is a priority for Scott, followed by some time to shop online for "luxurious items such as cars and watches and private planes and boats." But after that, it's time for real luxury: kicking back and watching reruns of Seinfeld. The man clearly matches impeccable taste in watches with impeccable taste in sitcoms. (no)

You can get more glimpses into Scott's lifestyle every Sunday at 9/8c on Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, only on E!

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spartacus 29th-Jan-2013 09:24 pm (UTC)
PATEK PHILIPPE OR GTFO
kidviciousdonna 29th-Jan-2013 09:25 pm (UTC)
Best part of the show beside Mason and Mercy (rip)
spartacus 29th-Jan-2013 09:27 pm (UTC)
Scott and Mason need their own show :|
astralwish 29th-Jan-2013 09:33 pm (UTC)
wait did Mercy die T_T
theantipoet 29th-Jan-2013 09:26 pm (UTC)
ngl, I'd pay $300 for a Disick facial.
gorlplz bless29th-Jan-2013 09:39 pm (UTC)
spartacus Re: bless29th-Jan-2013 09:45 pm (UTC)
LOLIRL
gabriella Re: bless29th-Jan-2013 10:00 pm (UTC)
OMGGGG IS THIS SPERM

lmao dead and gone forever
endingonfire 29th-Jan-2013 09:29 pm (UTC)
Does he actually work though?
queenbathory 29th-Jan-2013 09:31 pm (UTC)
I was just coming here to ask the same question. like does all his money come from the show or does he actually work?
jigglemypuff 29th-Jan-2013 09:32 pm (UTC)
I think he used to work, but now he just makes money off club appearances and the show.
magic_lenna 29th-Jan-2013 09:30 pm (UTC)
What does he do for a living?
sarahvma 29th-Jan-2013 10:18 pm (UTC)
Kourtney.
magic_lenna 29th-Jan-2013 10:25 pm (UTC)
LOL touché.
aflaminghalo 29th-Jan-2013 09:30 pm (UTC)
What does he even do?
moonagedaydream 29th-Jan-2013 09:31 pm (UTC)
I'm starting to dislike rich people, a lot.
karis_azura 30th-Jan-2013 09:34 pm (UTC)
seriously....
isntdaveone 29th-Jan-2013 09:31 pm (UTC)
i wonder if he's fucked Kris??
jigglemypuff 29th-Jan-2013 09:33 pm (UTC)
Jenner or Humphries?
isntdaveone 29th-Jan-2013 09:31 pm (UTC)
i miss when he used to wear dirty white t-shirts and ripped blue jeans and wore sneakers on the show.
6pennylane 29th-Jan-2013 09:48 pm (UTC)
prob bc mama jenner made him step up his game to be ~ a part of the family ~

and so now he's found humor in taking it to the next level.

you know $50 dollars for a t-shirt, shit.
hazel_belle 29th-Jan-2013 10:37 pm (UTC)
Than with him trying to find a cane to walk around with and him trying to find a cape when he went to the museum and saw the painting just became funnier to me
miriamele 29th-Jan-2013 11:21 pm (UTC)
Oh is that his deal? If so, I LOVE it. "Oh, momma K you want me to "dress up" a little more? You pathetic woman, my life just got more cool/awesome, yours got more annoyed. BAHAHAH"

I just love that he doesn't seem to take anyone's shit... and steals the show. My drive Kris nuts.
sprywonderdog 29th-Jan-2013 09:32 pm (UTC)
I enjoyed him hanging out with the girl who didn't win Tila Tequila's show.
yourlivewire 29th-Jan-2013 09:34 pm (UTC)
i THOUGHT she looked familiar!
fabouluz 29th-Jan-2013 09:34 pm (UTC)
OMG I wondered why she looked so familiar to me! I loved her because she was so genuine on the show.
cukoo4cocopuffs 29th-Jan-2013 09:38 pm (UTC)
And wasn't the other girl from MTV Challenge shows? I wanna say Robyn?
sprywonderdog 29th-Jan-2013 09:45 pm (UTC)
I haven't seen any of those, so I'm not sure. I was happy to see that other girl doing well. I worry about people who are connected to Tila.
_storysofar 29th-Jan-2013 09:58 pm (UTC)
Rachel!
kenzainfluenza 29th-Jan-2013 09:43 pm (UTC)
WHEN ? HOW?
_storysofar 29th-Jan-2013 09:58 pm (UTC)
And Rachel from Road Rules and The Challenges!
sugary_placenta 29th-Jan-2013 10:12 pm (UTC)
It was so random seeing her and Rachel from Real World\Road Rules.
mastahofunnines 29th-Jan-2013 10:19 pm (UTC)
YES i knew she was from reality tv but couldn't figure out what show
she's hot
georgie_georgie 29th-Jan-2013 10:36 pm (UTC)
yeeeeeees! That's who she is! She looked so familiar to me but I didn't remember.
reveeling 30th-Jan-2013 03:12 am (UTC)
omg i know! ahah
jigglemypuff 29th-Jan-2013 09:34 pm (UTC)
I think it's totally inevitable that he and Kourtney will break up. I wonder what he will do after that? Get his own show?
fabouluz 29th-Jan-2013 09:35 pm (UTC)
I don't think they will break up, they've survived so many fights which means they love each other very much, considering most long term couples break up over the slightest argument because they never really loved each other.
joc_strap 30th-Jan-2013 12:09 am (UTC)
yeah, i don't see them breaking up any time soon but if they do it will be because they've tried and tried and tried, etc.
why am i analyzing this.
treegrowth 29th-Jan-2013 09:37 pm (UTC)
he'd probably host a short lived obnoxious dating show.
littlehayzay 29th-Jan-2013 09:46 pm (UTC)
i think they actually will stay together - all their 'fights' are so fucking manufactured... 'OMG YOU PARTY TOO MUCH' 'whatever i'm an adult, let me do what i want'

except nobody ever has photos of him partying so when the fuck does he do all this partying
littleonelychee 29th-Jan-2013 09:56 pm (UTC)
lbr if they ever broke up he would never get to see the kids
hazel_belle 29th-Jan-2013 10:38 pm (UTC)
I think it is the opposite, I think Kourtney and Scott might just be together for a long ass time.
However, I am curious to see how long the KIMYE will last though.
splendidlure 29th-Jan-2013 09:34 pm (UTC)
what is your facial routine?
h0tfuss 29th-Jan-2013 09:43 pm (UTC)
Cetaphil + Neutrogena moisturizer with SPF twice a day.

Exfoliate with apricot scrub on Sunday nights.
saintvlas22 30th-Jan-2013 02:21 am (UTC)
I thought Cetaphil was the devil at first because it caused me to break out like crazy. I wanted to use up the bottle though (waste not want not), but by the end, it was like a miracle potion. I guess either it took a while for my skin to get used to it, or all the junk in my pores was being brought to the surface.

I like using those Biore pore strips once a month, and follow that up with some blackhead toner.
guccipostagurl 29th-Jan-2013 09:47 pm (UTC)
Ocean Salt by Lush and Pond's facial cream.
nene718 29th-Jan-2013 09:47 pm (UTC)
tbh i just wash my face with cetaphil when i take a shower. sometimes i use coconut oil as a moisturizer if my skin is too dry after showering.

oh and birth controlm helps
tucker 29th-Jan-2013 09:56 pm (UTC)
a bit of lotion in the hand, up down up down until orgasm
sprywonderdog 29th-Jan-2013 09:57 pm (UTC)
My skin gets really dry when I get kidney stones and I've been dealing with them since August, so my skin is pretty much flaking off my face. The only thing that saves it right now is baby oil, which would normally clog pores and make me break out. My skin absorbs it in minutes now.
_storysofar 29th-Jan-2013 10:00 pm (UTC)
Clarisonic with Cerave cleanser and then Josie Maran Argan Oil
_marquis 29th-Jan-2013 10:11 pm (UTC)
cetafil to cleanse
i use some clinique age defying moisturizer in the winter.
and when my skin is rly dry, i use chanel hydra beauty serum.
__redrightankle 29th-Jan-2013 10:13 pm (UTC)
Naturopathica Normal-to-Oily Skin Regimen Kit is wonderful.
Wash face with oat facial polish or aloe cleansing gel (usually use oat facial polish at night and aloe cleansing in the morning)
Moisturize with rosemary oil-reducing moisturizer
and at night apply plant stem-cell serum to face and neck
and then i moisturize my body with Johnson's nighttime baby lotion.
kristinkat 29th-Jan-2013 10:23 pm (UTC)
sunscreen in the morning, then oil cleansing method (jojoba + castor) at night. if i'm not wearing make up i dont wash my face at all.
shortliljackers 29th-Jan-2013 10:33 pm (UTC)
a few nights a week (i forget to do it every night):


and then every night:





once every 1-2 weeks:

hazel_belle 29th-Jan-2013 10:44 pm (UTC)
Burt's Bees Purifying Gel Cleanser, Daily Moisturizing Lotion, Targeted Blemish/Spot Treatment x2 a day (morning/evening) with with the Facial cleanser in the evening. And than Cranberry & Pomegranate Body Butter in the morning and the evening, with special attention to my heels and elbows.
joc_strap 30th-Jan-2013 12:11 am (UTC)
mary kay errything. my mom used to work for them but it really does work. i think the best skin care advice is use things from the same brand because if you don't you could be using chemical X in your cleanser, toner, moisturizer, but if you use those 3 things from the same company they recognize that you're using them together and they'll all be beneficial.
if that makes sense.
tigermilk 30th-Jan-2013 12:35 am (UTC)
Neutrogena and a topical antibiotic. I literally tried everything out there and the topical antibiotic is the only thing that made the acne go away. I kind of miss the ritual of all of the different steps but whatever, my skin is hella silky and clear now.
reveeling 30th-Jan-2013 03:14 am (UTC)
clarisonic every other night (used with purity made simple by philosophy), followed by first aid beauty ultra repair cream (if i'm really dry) or philosophy's take a deep breath.
fierysadness 29th-Jan-2013 09:35 pm (UTC)
nhf the seinfeld shade, op
fabouluz 29th-Jan-2013 09:36 pm (UTC)
I adore Larry David but i couldn't get into Seinfeld.
skonka 29th-Jan-2013 09:37 pm (UTC)
How do white people do it? This guy is a freeloading fuckwit.
Amazing.
fabouluz 29th-Jan-2013 09:39 pm (UTC)
I'm surprised he's lasted this long with Kris Jenner around him like a hawk. He is the biggest sponger in the world. I swear he lives off an allowance from Kourtney or the E! network to keep him in the show.
kidviciousdonna 29th-Jan-2013 09:40 pm (UTC)
He's trust funded
skonka 29th-Jan-2013 09:41 pm (UTC)
I don't watch the show, I hope they are at least in love.
fred2265 29th-Jan-2013 10:16 pm (UTC)
mte..
michelleantonia 30th-Jan-2013 11:34 am (UTC)
It's all an act. I really don't think any of these people are as rich as they seem. Kardashians included
diggingtrouble 29th-Jan-2013 09:38 pm (UTC)
the only reason this show has ever been watchable lbr. i still die laughing at the ep where he gets drunk in vegas and just starts smoking in the hallways of the hotel.
michelleantonia 30th-Jan-2013 11:34 am (UTC)
He's by far the best thing about the Kardashians' existence, period
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