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1:44 pm - 01/29/2013

LINDSAY LOHAN I Won't Be In Court ... I'M SICK

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Lindsay Lohan s gonna be in a heap of trouble tomorrow ... we've learned she will NOT be in an L.A. court Wednesday as required, because she claims she's sick ... but pictures prove otherwise.

We've learned Lindsay's new lawyer, ark Heller, submitted documents notifying the judge she's too ill to fly.  Heller submitted a note from a Park Avenue doctor who says Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection and can't fly for her own safety as well as the safety of the public.

Heller also submitted an article from the New York Post from January 11, reporting that a flu epidemic has hit the Big Apple.

But take a look at the pictures showing Lindsay on an all-day shopping spree in SoHo Saturday -- the same day the doctor allegedly examined her. She's even smoking ... which doesn't seem like great idea for someone with a respiratory infection.

Interesting ... the judge hasn't even approved Heller -- a New York lawyer -- to appear in a California court on Lindsay's behalf and already there are shenanigans.

As for Lindsay ... she's in trouble.  The judge could issue a warrant for her arrest if the excuse proves bogus.


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theantipoet 29th-Jan-2013 09:44 pm (UTC)
I hear smoking is great for a cold.

also, meth.
stormer1_1 30th-Jan-2013 12:18 am (UTC)
delish

(says the one in nicotine withdrawal)
soramai 29th-Jan-2013 09:53 pm (UTC)
this girl ...
calinewarkwc69 29th-Jan-2013 10:01 pm (UTC)
I've said before, and I'm saying it again; whether one believes in astrology or not, Cancers with Taurus moons (which Lilo is) are pathological liars. I know 2, and they're both Lilo's, but without any of the Hollywood hype behind them. Live beyond their means while collecting unemployment, lying about what they had for lunch just to tell a lie, and lashing out at and destroying relationships with anyone who dares to call them out on their bullshit.

Saying it again, you can think it's complete and stupid bullshit, but it's just my personal observation.
mario_06 29th-Jan-2013 11:15 pm (UTC)
Excuse u I'm a Taurus and employed and suck at lying and have anxiety attacks if I try to which is like never.

Offended tbh
mario_06 29th-Jan-2013 11:16 pm (UTC)
Oop nvm..cancers with Taurus moon?

Read that wrong. Carry on :)
maryhurt 29th-Jan-2013 11:39 pm (UTC)
can you... read me or wtv it is astrology does?
calinewarkwc69 29th-Jan-2013 11:51 pm (UTC)
Yes. I would need the date, time, & place of your birth- but if you wanted to learn about it for yourself, I always recommend http://astro.cafeastrology.com/cgi-bin/astro/natal for birth charts. They've got the most in-depth descriptions, and the rest of the site gives easy to follow information on the different signs, planets, etc.
delleve 30th-Jan-2013 11:59 am (UTC)
Excuse you~ I'm a Cancer with a Taurus moon and I'm far from a pathological liar.
ardenture 29th-Jan-2013 10:01 pm (UTC)
She's going down...basement
mirabellawotr 29th-Jan-2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
I literally said "This bitch" out loud when I saw this.

I was at work at the time. It was kind of embarrassing.
grammaire 29th-Jan-2013 10:16 pm (UTC)
She is so fucking infuriating.
justyourfaceha 29th-Jan-2013 10:21 pm (UTC)
Her life is a complete disaster.
howlcosmiclove 29th-Jan-2013 10:36 pm (UTC)
girl, just give in already. Nobody is fooled.
verstand 29th-Jan-2013 10:39 pm (UTC)
Ugh put her in jail already
myxwill 29th-Jan-2013 10:43 pm (UTC)
It better go down like this:
Lindsay: *Cough* *Cough*, I'm sick, I can't go to court today
Judge Sautner: boo you whore!
iamglory 29th-Jan-2013 10:54 pm (UTC)
leviicorpus 29th-Jan-2013 10:55 pm (UTC)
YAS, bench warrant this bitch.
prophecypro 29th-Jan-2013 10:56 pm (UTC)
Hopeless bitch
davejohn 29th-Jan-2013 11:35 pm (UTC)
LOL...i was playing YDKJ lately...

and in one round you had to distinguish if an named item was...



shanny_w 29th-Jan-2013 11:46 pm (UTC)
she doesn't look good but aside from her addiction i don't think she's sick. nice try gurl.
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