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6:29 pm - 01/23/2013

“Honey, I Think I’m A Cat”

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I’ve fallen down an internet k-hole these past few days that I’m not sure I’ll ever crawl out of. My topic of interest? People who think they are real animals or imaginary beings trapped in human bodies. They call themselves “otherkin.” Or more specifically in the case of people who think they are animals, “transspecies.” Because a nice girl and a mean lady are fighting in me always, I find it equal parts sad and hilarious.

Like legitimately marginalized communities, they like to hang out on the internet, especially Tumblr. Here is a fairly thorough explanation of the “possible” causes of the otherkin identity. Here is an excerpt from the “about me” page of a popular otherkin Tumblr called “Transcats“:


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daisyissosilly 23rd-Jan-2013 11:56 pm (UTC)
Certainly some of these people are trolling/desperate for attention and should be mocked and whatnot...

...but some of these people might legit think they're unicorns or rabbits or whatever and be in need of serious psychiatric help, and thus should not be mocked. :\
brenden 23rd-Jan-2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
you look really sexy in ur icon
hormoaning 24th-Jan-2013 12:05 am (UTC)
lmfao
complaining 24th-Jan-2013 12:12 am (UTC)
lmao
wincest_dean 24th-Jan-2013 12:23 am (UTC)
lol
abordantoinette 24th-Jan-2013 01:53 am (UTC)
transzombied
zeldafitzgerald 24th-Jan-2013 02:17 am (UTC)
Crying
fwee_prower 24th-Jan-2013 12:00 am (UTC)
Wow do you think gay people are trolling and desperate for attention.? Why are you judging them for their lifestyle
mementox 24th-Jan-2013 12:01 am (UTC)
How do I determine which jumping rhinoceros/sex addicted ball python is for real and which one is a troll tho
luminaire 23rd-Jan-2013 11:56 pm (UTC)
yesss tg for this post as I have an hour and a half left of work to kill
celtic_thistle 24th-Jan-2013 12:16 am (UTC)
ikr I've got like 3 1/2 left and this should help the time pass nicely.
spartacus 24th-Jan-2013 12:22 am (UTC)
omg 8 mine for me. I'm half excited, half sad I have to leave ;~;
m3rr13 23rd-Jan-2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
A girl in my high school thought she was Sonic. Everyone called her Sonic girl and she would run in gym class with her arms behind her.

I don't know if she was an otherkin, but yeah.
lillylilacs 23rd-Jan-2013 11:58 pm (UTC)
lol my cousin used to pretend he was sonic all the time and run around like that, and I thought he was too old to be doing it in middle school let alone high school
angelmonster 23rd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
This had me rolling, lol....
k5memo 24th-Jan-2013 12:10 am (UTC)
why are you rolling. are you a katamari damacy.
fwee_prower 24th-Jan-2013 12:01 am (UTC)
Why are you judging her.
m_e_h7 24th-Jan-2013 12:04 am (UTC)
lmao
bas_saarebas 24th-Jan-2013 12:04 am (UTC)
I ran like that for a while in middle school because I thought it legitly made me faster. People called me goosegirl for it.

err, I should mention I only did that in PE and didn't just run around the school like that..

Edited at 2013-01-24 12:05 am (UTC)
treegrowth 24th-Jan-2013 12:10 am (UTC)
LMAOOO
cerseilannister 24th-Jan-2013 12:21 am (UTC)
LMAO OMFG I KNEW A KID THAT WAS LIKE OBSESSED WITH INUYASHA AND RAN THE WAY THE CHARACTERS DID IN PE
nuclearsex 24th-Jan-2013 12:29 am (UTC)
omg dead
sandstorm 24th-Jan-2013 01:08 am (UTC)
But how fast was she.
mcwicca 24th-Jan-2013 01:10 am (UTC)
OMG I thought you meant Sonic the fast food chain and was sitting here like a dumbass thinking "what does running like that have to do with Sonic? Because it's fast food?"
supertex 24th-Jan-2013 06:09 am (UTC)
cackling irl
drawntoinsanity 23rd-Jan-2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
i just dont get any of this :/
georgie_georgie 23rd-Jan-2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
why isn't she getting mental help?
fwee_prower 24th-Jan-2013 12:02 am (UTC)
Why does she need mental help? Remember when homosexuals had to get mental help? Why are you judging her for being herself
georgie_georgie 24th-Jan-2013 12:03 am (UTC)

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evett 23rd-Jan-2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
wtf is going on here?
angelmonster 23rd-Jan-2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
Is there transcat porn with people licking their own assholes? It's for science.

Edited at 2013-01-23 11:58 pm (UTC)
vampireweekend 23rd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
my porn 4 otherkins company is in the process of making it don't u worry
angelmonster 24th-Jan-2013 12:06 am (UTC)
PM me a link I am interested in all of that!
judgmental 24th-Jan-2013 01:14 am (UTC)
rule 34

i'm sure there is
dance_electro 23rd-Jan-2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
I get it.



These push brooms are trapped in the bodies of dogs.
mementox 24th-Jan-2013 12:01 am (UTC)
Ahhh cute!
fwee_prower 24th-Jan-2013 12:03 am (UTC)
Yes. Live your lives free of judgement
joliefoliepolie 24th-Jan-2013 12:30 am (UTC)
I'm seriously dying RN
mercystars 24th-Jan-2013 12:39 am (UTC)
lololol
supertex 24th-Jan-2013 06:10 am (UTC)
scared me tbh
spillvegas 23rd-Jan-2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
my friend works at a Jo-Ann fabrics in illinois and says she sees furry groups or couples complete with collars and fluffy tails come into the store at least once a day
georgie_georgie 24th-Jan-2013 12:00 am (UTC)
lol. I work at a small community college and I see lots of weird stuff. Mostly furries and weeboos (spelling?) dressed in costume.
iotajot 24th-Jan-2013 12:32 am (UTC)
What are weeboos?
judgmental 24th-Jan-2013 01:16 am (UTC)
there's a guy at my community college that goes everyday dressed as Ash from pokemon

the hat, vest, gloves, everything
fwee_prower 24th-Jan-2013 12:04 am (UTC)
And your problem is?
hormoaning 24th-Jan-2013 12:06 am (UTC)
lfasdklghdk
mcwicca 24th-Jan-2013 01:12 am (UTC)
If ever there was a place that would happen, it would be a Jo-Ann fabrics in Illinois.
christoph 23rd-Jan-2013 11:58 pm (UTC)
I swear I am the tiger in my icon
chrislola 24th-Jan-2013 12:19 am (UTC)
you are a beautiful tiger tbh.
mushroomnoomi 24th-Jan-2013 01:16 am (UTC)
werk it girl
fancycarousel 23rd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
I don't understand this poast.
brenden 23rd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
Did you try to read it? Get your worksheets out, we'll go over it together.
brenden 23rd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
lol @ this tumblr teaching ppl how to climb trees.

http://p-pardus.tumblr.com/post/41185990341/how-to-climb-trees-a-tutorial

fuck you bitch, i'm a cat. i know how to climb a tree.
dumpweeds 24th-Jan-2013 12:01 am (UTC)
"Atheist with jewish tendencies"

what does that mean?
noon 24th-Jan-2013 12:06 am (UTC)
they expect presents on hanukkah
hormoaning 24th-Jan-2013 12:06 am (UTC)
i'm literally in tears bc of this shit
m_e_h7 24th-Jan-2013 12:07 am (UTC)
Only try to jump if you’re like 1m away from the ground. If you jump from any higher, you MUST roll. If you don’t know how to roll, teach yourself first. It’s really important, otherwise you’re just severely ruining you ankles, calves, knees, basically your entire legs.


This is killing me lol.
howlcosmiclove 24th-Jan-2013 12:38 am (UTC)
dying
This is too much.
possevi 23rd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
There was a tumblr dedicated to someone who was making fun of this shit by saying he/she identified as a pizza. It was fucking hilarious.
anus 23rd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
I'm more confused by the people that believe they're fictional animals....
fwee_prower 24th-Jan-2013 12:04 am (UTC)
Maybe they are?
celtic_thistle 24th-Jan-2013 12:17 am (UTC)
Or fictional characters who insist the author or w/e ~got them wrong~
angelmonster 24th-Jan-2013 12:00 am (UTC)
vampireweekend 24th-Jan-2013 12:02 am (UTC)
noon 24th-Jan-2013 12:09 am (UTC)
ded
angelmonster 24th-Jan-2013 12:11 am (UTC)
Lol, I was imagining Christina Aguilera saying "don't look at me" tbh.
celtic_thistle 24th-Jan-2013 12:18 am (UTC)
My first thought.
quote_me_once 24th-Jan-2013 12:46 am (UTC)
lmfao
arainymist 24th-Jan-2013 12:08 am (UTC)
lmao
chrislola 24th-Jan-2013 12:21 am (UTC)
LOL WHAT
abordantoinette 24th-Jan-2013 01:59 am (UTC)
O
M
G
misscrystal 24th-Jan-2013 04:57 am (UTC)
? Do they think they're an Andalite or something?
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