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6:29 pm - 01/23/2013

“Honey, I Think I’m A Cat”

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I’ve fallen down an internet k-hole these past few days that I’m not sure I’ll ever crawl out of. My topic of interest? People who think they are real animals or imaginary beings trapped in human bodies. They call themselves “otherkin.” Or more specifically in the case of people who think they are animals, “transspecies.” Because a nice girl and a mean lady are fighting in me always, I find it equal parts sad and hilarious.

Like legitimately marginalized communities, they like to hang out on the internet, especially Tumblr. Here is a fairly thorough explanation of the “possible” causes of the otherkin identity. Here is an excerpt from the “about me” page of a popular otherkin Tumblr called “Transcats“:


Oh tumblr....Collapse )

lillylilacs 23rd-Jan-2013 11:47 pm (UTC)
maffinoyobiai 23rd-Jan-2013 11:48 pm (UTC)
A+
chrislola 24th-Jan-2013 12:02 am (UTC)
dying
lonely_goatherd 24th-Jan-2013 01:28 am (UTC)
this cat represents my mood like 95% of the time
yousaidlog 24th-Jan-2013 03:06 am (UTC)
literally my cat
aujourlejour 24th-Jan-2013 04:59 am (UTC)
one time, i left work with a horrible migraine and i got to a cvs that closed at 9:00 at 8:58. the door was locked, and the manager was right inside the door just staring at me. i swear to god, i was channeling this cat so hard.
manubibi 24th-Jan-2013 12:30 pm (UTC)
oh god there's something about this gif that makes me lol so hard
maffinoyobiai 23rd-Jan-2013 11:47 pm (UTC)
wow
noskidaddle 23rd-Jan-2013 11:47 pm (UTC)
This post cannot possibly top the last one (hoping you guys take this as a challenge)
dumpweeds 23rd-Jan-2013 11:48 pm (UTC)
this is pretty much my entire thought process about otherkin

lillylilacs 23rd-Jan-2013 11:50 pm (UTC)
ia leslie
fwee_prower 23rd-Jan-2013 11:54 pm (UTC)
It's 2013 you need to get with the times. We want to same rights as you humans.
wincest_dean 24th-Jan-2013 12:17 am (UTC)
lmao
anydoppelganger 24th-Jan-2013 12:29 am (UTC)
i use this line way too often in life lol
coldharbourlove 23rd-Jan-2013 11:48 pm (UTC)
AHHHHH there goes my afternoon
fwee_prower 23rd-Jan-2013 11:54 pm (UTC)
Welcome brother
holyfrijoles_2 23rd-Jan-2013 11:48 pm (UTC)
SOMEBODY DIG UP THE GIRL WHO IDENTIFIED AS A TODDLER/FLYING DOG. I've been looking and I can't find anything. :(

Nope nvm I found some things:



lord

Edited at 2013-01-23 11:49 pm (UTC)
whossoulsister 23rd-Jan-2013 11:51 pm (UTC)
god this would be amazing satire
buncha_cruncha 23rd-Jan-2013 11:52 pm (UTC)
Ummmm

I can honestly say I've never heard the term "singletism" before
insanitygenius 23rd-Jan-2013 11:53 pm (UTC)
Oh. My. God. cackling at flying dog.

This poor, oppressed girl having to go to school so her parents pay for everything. Fuck, if my mom told me "I'll pay for all of this stuff as long as you stay in school," I'd throw myself a damn party.
ritzyroxie 23rd-Jan-2013 11:53 pm (UTC)
The fact that this asshole has parents who are capable of paying for her every expense....

This is also all the proof one needs to know that spoiling your children never ends well.
isuspectnargels 23rd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
mfte I want their parents, I'd gladly go to school/work/therapy if that meant they'd pay for everything.
fffireburns 23rd-Jan-2013 11:53 pm (UTC)
Assuming this is real, then omfg it's actually kind of making me angry. Her parents are paying for EVERYTHING and she's just being an asshole. Must be nice.
acloseprecision 23rd-Jan-2013 11:54 pm (UTC)
Jenn and Justice! Ahhh I can't remember what the new url of that blog is but I think she eventually said that her ""headmates"" got murdered or something.
grammaire 23rd-Jan-2013 11:55 pm (UTC)
I can't even imagine having to deal with this "person". If she were my child and refused to work or go to school or do anything but sit on tumblr and complain, I'd probably just end up putting her in a home tbh
burn_a_miracle 23rd-Jan-2013 11:56 pm (UTC)
This is hilarious.
avalola 24th-Jan-2013 12:02 am (UTC)
lawd
lillylilacs 24th-Jan-2013 12:03 am (UTC)
OMG I can't. Her parents should stop supporting her.
treegrowth 24th-Jan-2013 12:04 am (UTC)
OMG no fucking way this cannot be realllll
chrislola 24th-Jan-2013 12:06 am (UTC)
okay, that CAN'T be real. so since i'm assuming it's fake, this person is hilarious.
kurtvonnegut 24th-Jan-2013 12:19 am (UTC)
LOL it's unfair for her parents not to pay for her entire life
nuclearsex 24th-Jan-2013 12:22 am (UTC)
SINGLETISM
endingonfire 24th-Jan-2013 12:23 am (UTC)
planning her life behind her back......

I CAN'T
leitao 24th-Jan-2013 12:35 am (UTC)
"A toddler and a flying dog CANNOT do work intended for an adult human."

A toddler and a flying dog can't write moronic posts like these on their tumblr blog, either . . . but that certainly ain't stopping you. o_O
leitao 24th-Jan-2013 12:36 am (UTC)
Seriously, though . . . this cannot be real. D: D: D:

eggtard 24th-Jan-2013 12:50 am (UTC)
holy shit.
__nocturna 24th-Jan-2013 01:11 am (UTC)
"A toddler and a flying dog CANNOT do work intended for an adult human"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I'm dying
deadendqueen16 24th-Jan-2013 01:24 am (UTC)
This has to be a joke. I refuse to believe otherwise.
lonely_goatherd 24th-Jan-2013 01:29 am (UTC)
Jesus christ I can't ready any further than "my parents pay my rent/bills" like are you for real jesus get your head out of your ass
andisprohi 24th-Jan-2013 02:49 am (UTC)
Why am I imagining her as that Drew Carey episode where Mimi's baby rode around on the dog's back
emmy0001 24th-Jan-2013 08:08 pm (UTC)
oh wearyturtle
complaining 23rd-Jan-2013 11:48 pm (UTC)
And I'm an Animorph.
bas_saarebas 23rd-Jan-2013 11:49 pm (UTC)
Sup Cumbersnuggles
complaining 24th-Jan-2013 12:10 am (UTC)
"He looks like the middle stage of an animorphs book cover" is still the best description.
fwee_prower 23rd-Jan-2013 11:53 pm (UTC)
Word.
bas_saarebas 23rd-Jan-2013 11:48 pm (UTC)
There was a girl at my middle school who wore ears and tail every day and gave NO FUCKS. Admirable tbh.

Though she came with us on a multi-day field trip out of town, and my girlfriend's mom said we should keep her close in case someone tried to hurt her. So I guess I've stood up for her transspieces rights, go me.
fwee_prower 23rd-Jan-2013 11:51 pm (UTC)
Thank you for your dedication for our cause
nicenicegirl 23rd-Jan-2013 11:52 pm (UTC)
lmao i was strange in middle and HS and wore a lot of weird shit and i'm pretty sure i had cat ears i wore once or twice just for fun. never thought i was actually a cat tho...just knew i was odd.
bas_saarebas 23rd-Jan-2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
Heh, I wore weird shit in high school, too, but I left animal parts out of it. Though my friend gave me this fuzzy hat with wolf ears that I have worn in public..
breadprincess 24th-Jan-2013 12:36 am (UTC)
One of my friends had someone show up to one of his college classes in cat ears on the first day this semester. He got to drop it because he was too advanced for the course thankfully, but his first impression was "lol nope"

Edited at 2013-01-24 12:36 am (UTC)
anus 23rd-Jan-2013 11:52 pm (UTC)
There's an infamous girl at my college that does the same and always walks around barefoot.
chrislola 24th-Jan-2013 12:09 am (UTC)
when i was probably 3 or 4, i wore a tail and pretended to be a horse. i wasn't crazy enough to believe i was a horse, i just really, really wished i was one. lol
deathbytamarind 24th-Jan-2013 01:21 am (UTC)
There's a guy I see walking on my college campus almost every day. He always wears a beanie with fox ears and a fluffy tail. Plus he wears a black kilt with a bunch of zippers and buckles.

I have no idea if he thinks he's transwhatever.
abordantoinette 24th-Jan-2013 01:38 am (UTC)
otherkin ally in tha haus
invisible_cunt 24th-Jan-2013 02:19 am (UTC)
those were just like typical raver kids at my school
heart_of_butter 24th-Jan-2013 02:22 am (UTC)
There's a dude who I've seen around town who wears head-to-toe goth cyberpunk clothes and a fox tail. We went to the same community college and I always saw him hanging with the anime nerds.
avalola 23rd-Jan-2013 11:50 pm (UTC)
i'm torn between wanting to be here for this entire post, and being too tired to keep my eyes open.
fwee_prower 23rd-Jan-2013 11:50 pm (UTC)
Tbh I'm a cat ghost plumber pokemon zombie superhero woman bread cowboy digimon fairy Cupid elf beyonce Conan bunny Daria time lord gay emo chicken witch scrubbing bubbles vampire unicorn transformer fox magical girl pop tart pirate mutant robot furry singer leprechaun lawyer hipster Asian devil trans.

Do not judge me.

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My true name is not fwee it is Samantha jones
mementox 23rd-Jan-2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
Scrubbing bubbles lololol
violue 24th-Jan-2013 12:01 am (UTC)
holla
celtic_thistle 24th-Jan-2013 12:02 am (UTC)
You do you, Samantha!
wincest_dean 24th-Jan-2013 12:21 am (UTC)
stormer1_1 24th-Jan-2013 01:29 am (UTC)
That's a lot of words, Sam.
fancycarousel 23rd-Jan-2013 11:50 pm (UTC)
I'm so bored
fwee_prower 23rd-Jan-2013 11:51 pm (UTC)
Honey I just got here.
nicenicegirl 23rd-Jan-2013 11:50 pm (UTC)
i wonder if this can work both ways? i swear one of my cats thinks he's a human.
fwee_prower 23rd-Jan-2013 11:52 pm (UTC)
Then he is human. Do not judge
nicenicegirl 23rd-Jan-2013 11:58 pm (UTC)
lol no judging here!
buncha_cruncha 23rd-Jan-2013 11:55 pm (UTC)
I have a cat who thinks he's a dog. I thought it was just because he grew up around dogs and not other cats, but maybe he actually IS a dog...
isuspectnargels 24th-Jan-2013 12:01 am (UTC)
my cats a republican
ecrivais 24th-Jan-2013 12:05 am (UTC)
My cat is a fictive otherkin tbqh. He thinks he is Buster Bluth :/
pamuya 24th-Jan-2013 12:53 am (UTC)
my dog thinks shes a cat
deadendqueen16 24th-Jan-2013 01:26 am (UTC)
I'm pretty sure all my dogs think they're human.
wasabi_girl1 23rd-Jan-2013 11:51 pm (UTC)
omg where do i sign up to be a cat that is like the perfect life for me~
fwee_prower 23rd-Jan-2013 11:53 pm (UTC)
Omg it's not a choice. We were born this way baby.
tryxkittie which celebrity looks like what animal?23rd-Jan-2013 11:51 pm (UTC)
i always thought willow smith looks like a cat
fwee_prower Re: which celebrity looks like what animal?23rd-Jan-2013 11:52 pm (UTC)
We only they can decide what animal they want to be. Do not push your agenda on us.
holyfrijoles_2 Re: which celebrity looks like what animal?23rd-Jan-2013 11:53 pm (UTC)
I've always though Keira Knightly looks like a beautiful Ostrich. I actually mean this in the best way possible but I sound like such a bitch when I say it lol.
tankmachine Re: which celebrity looks like what animal?24th-Jan-2013 12:05 am (UTC)
beautiful ostrich is the name of my band
tankmachine Re: which celebrity looks like what animal?24th-Jan-2013 12:05 am (UTC)


grammaire Re: which celebrity looks like what animal?24th-Jan-2013 12:05 am (UTC)
Pre-baby Snooki looked like a snapping turtle.
lillylilacs Re: which celebrity looks like what animal?24th-Jan-2013 12:12 am (UTC)
thetxbelle Re: which celebrity looks like what animal?24th-Jan-2013 12:24 am (UTC)
We all agree Sarah Jessica Parker and Julia Roberts look like horses right?
adlanth 23rd-Jan-2013 11:51 pm (UTC)
This cat looks almost exactly like my aunt's cat (who's a bit of an temperamental, bites-for-no-reason arsehole).
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