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6:29 pm - 01/23/2013

“Honey, I Think I’m A Cat”

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I’ve fallen down an internet k-hole these past few days that I’m not sure I’ll ever crawl out of. My topic of interest? People who think they are real animals or imaginary beings trapped in human bodies. They call themselves “otherkin.” Or more specifically in the case of people who think they are animals, “transspecies.” Because a nice girl and a mean lady are fighting in me always, I find it equal parts sad and hilarious.

Like legitimately marginalized communities, they like to hang out on the internet, especially Tumblr. Here is a fairly thorough explanation of the “possible” causes of the otherkin identity. Here is an excerpt from the “about me” page of a popular otherkin Tumblr called “Transcats“:


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ronnie_luvs_u 23rd-Jan-2013 11:43 pm (UTC)
why don't her parents take her to a psychiatrist? jfc.
mementox 23rd-Jan-2013 11:45 pm (UTC)
We gave cats anti-anxiety and depression meds when I worked at a vet so she has no excuse
ronnie_luvs_u 23rd-Jan-2013 11:47 pm (UTC)
wow really? that's actually pretty interesting. cat ones or human ones like zoloft?
lillylilacs 23rd-Jan-2013 11:47 pm (UTC)
lol irl
celtic_thistle 23rd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
I wonder if our one cat should have them. She's in good health, no infections or anything, but she pees right in front of the litter box. (We put down puppy pads so she doesn't make a mess) It's a territorial thing, I think. She's done it for ages. Our other girl cat bullies her and deliberately uses ALL the litter boxes so her smell is inescapable for the peeing cat. And I know female cats are more smell sensitive. IDK.

Edited at 2013-01-23 11:59 pm (UTC)
zeldafitzgerald 24th-Jan-2013 12:29 am (UTC)
This is relevant to my cat issues. How does cat anxiety manifest, if you know?
deadendqueen16 24th-Jan-2013 01:16 am (UTC)
When I was a kid, my family's dog had severe separation anxiety and she was on anti-anxiety meds.
fwee_prower 24th-Jan-2013 12:08 am (UTC)
Why does she need one?
heart_of_butter 24th-Jan-2013 02:02 am (UTC)
They're "forcing" her to take medication and see a therapist by threatening to cut her off financially.
andisprohi 24th-Jan-2013 02:27 am (UTC)
Imagine how long it would take to lure her into the carrier + someone has to sing Soft Kitty Warm Kitty all the way there
zephyerz 23rd-Jan-2013 11:44 pm (UTC)
Seriously leave it to white people to still be uncool with what animals they identify as. Where are the translions? Transsharks?

I ain't impressed with your transcat nonsense. Step your game up.
mementox 23rd-Jan-2013 11:53 pm (UTC)
It's just because it gives them an excuse to be rude and lazy as fuck
fwee_prower 24th-Jan-2013 12:08 am (UTC)
Wow I am trans lion. Racist.
lockupmytears 24th-Jan-2013 12:09 am (UTC)
I am a transabled Pokemonkin ok
anydoppelganger 24th-Jan-2013 12:19 am (UTC)
where are the transjackals, that's my question
heart_of_butter 24th-Jan-2013 02:05 am (UTC)
I'm a trans-shetland pony. I'm a fat little asshole who just mopes around and eats. JUDGE IF YOU MUST.
andisprohi 24th-Jan-2013 02:29 am (UTC)
I'm a discontinued Beanie Baby. I identify as Tysexual
elvenqueen86 24th-Jan-2013 03:23 am (UTC)
Which one though? I hope it's the Princess Diana one because then you can be a Tyanasexual.
miss_kate18 24th-Jan-2013 10:00 am (UTC)
I think I'm a transsloth and everyone who makes me wake up and go to work is just exercising their cisspecies privilege tbh
saltireflower 23rd-Jan-2013 11:44 pm (UTC)
My parents allow me to live at home and they take care of me. Since I’m a cat, it’s very hard for me to hold a normal job or go to school, so they accommodate my needs.

Since you are a cat, how the fuck are you typing these words?
noon 23rd-Jan-2013 11:45 pm (UTC)
m t e
redaodai 23rd-Jan-2013 11:45 pm (UTC)
She is Luna.

breadprincess 24th-Jan-2013 12:30 am (UTC)
she wishes she was that flawless
heart_of_butter 24th-Jan-2013 02:06 am (UTC)
Excuse u don't compare this depressive nerd with my flawless queen.
ronnie_luvs_u 23rd-Jan-2013 11:46 pm (UTC)
are you saying cats can't type and communicate? how speciest of you.
whossoulsister 23rd-Jan-2013 11:46 pm (UTC)
MTE. that's what i think EVERY time i go into the otherkin tumblr tag.
animals and dragons don't use the internet! if you can't go to school because you're not human then stop using the computer.
ritzyroxie 23rd-Jan-2013 11:46 pm (UTC)
ig she's keyboard cat
fabuleuxx 23rd-Jan-2013 11:46 pm (UTC)
lmao
k5memo 23rd-Jan-2013 11:52 pm (UTC)
+1

stop using the internet you cat.
fwee_prower 24th-Jan-2013 12:09 am (UTC)
People ask me this everyday on ontd.
eomir 24th-Jan-2013 12:44 am (UTC)
My cat totally checks his email when I'm at work. The desktop computer is always on sleep mode but it's awake when I get home, he's obviously using it. Cats are secret geniuses.
andisprohi 24th-Jan-2013 02:39 am (UTC)
pic 275
mementox 23rd-Jan-2013 11:44 pm (UTC)
When I was a little kid I thought I was part cat for a few months. I would drink milk out of a saucer and sleep on the floor and try to jump from high places. Then I twisted my ankle and changed my mind.
ellyrianna 23rd-Jan-2013 11:56 pm (UTC)
My next door neighbor was always really "quirky" and her family was v. indulgent so when she decided she wanted to be a dog her dad actually put a leash on her and walked her around the block. And my mom had to say to her mom when she was getting questioned by the kid's teachers about shit "Don't tell them you walk her around the block on a leash."
madam_red 24th-Jan-2013 05:25 pm (UTC)
That...totally doesn't come off the wrong way
fwee_prower 24th-Jan-2013 12:10 am (UTC)
Omg it's not a choice. You just scared of your true feelings.
fenchurchly 24th-Jan-2013 12:53 am (UTC)
Aww, this is adorable!
kiarrith 24th-Jan-2013 01:08 am (UTC)
I did not do the jumping thing, but also identified far too strongly with my cats, and would refuse to walk around the house and liked to eat/drink from bowls on the floor. My folks were not OK with this at all, but my grandma let me do so at her house ;)
/csb
lanavis 24th-Jan-2013 01:41 am (UTC)
Same here.
I would even use my hands like paws and roar.
heart_of_butter 24th-Jan-2013 02:10 am (UTC)
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andisprohi 24th-Jan-2013 02:41 am (UTC)
My sister used to meow at adults when she was little. But that was so they'd go "aww, you're adorable" and give her free stuff
elvenqueen86 24th-Jan-2013 03:30 am (UTC)
I was convinced that I was a mermaid for awhile because I grew up on a lake and spent all day every day in the water. I'm sure The Little Mermaid had nothing to do with this.
Then I decided it was cooler to be a Planeteer from Captain Planet and that ended that.
tankmachine 23rd-Jan-2013 11:44 pm (UTC)
lady_leia_solo 23rd-Jan-2013 11:48 pm (UTC)
Oh my fucking god. Why are the people they interview on the news so fucking embarrassing? Like shit man.
spillvegas 23rd-Jan-2013 11:55 pm (UTC)
lol texas
icangoforthat 23rd-Jan-2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
lol yes
treegrowth 23rd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
LOL OH MY GOD
milkchokolate 24th-Jan-2013 12:00 am (UTC)
i'm guessing it was a slow news day.
pythianlegume7 24th-Jan-2013 12:06 am (UTC)
One of them killed his neighbor's dog?? That is def a sign of sociopathy.
joliefoliepolie 24th-Jan-2013 12:06 am (UTC)
Someone needs to play this at each and every one of their high school reunions.
But seriously, I was all on board until they talked about how one of the kids apparently killed a neighbor's dog and kept its skull.
thetxbelle 24th-Jan-2013 12:10 am (UTC)
OMG Are you from San Antonio?

Edit: I don't know why I got so excited but LOL at my local news covering this shit, this is why I watch KSAT if I turn on the news.

Edited at 2013-01-24 12:12 am (UTC)
iheartfamke 24th-Jan-2013 01:42 am (UTC)
lol I got excited too when I saw KENS5!
cabernet 24th-Jan-2013 12:11 am (UTC)
I want a fucking follow-up on these kids in 10 years lol
iotajot 24th-Jan-2013 12:24 am (UTC)
Omg I want to see how this kids react to this when they see it ten years from now.

How embarrassing.
breadprincess 24th-Jan-2013 12:32 am (UTC)
I wrote a satirical short story about teenage boys dousing themselves in glitter and trying to be vampires for my creative writing class a few months before this story came out and nearly pissed myself laughing that it had basically come true
astrologee 24th-Jan-2013 12:34 am (UTC)
jesus fucking christ.
amethystcitrine 24th-Jan-2013 12:41 am (UTC)
This never gets old.
blazinguns 24th-Jan-2013 12:44 am (UTC)
"Wolfie Blackheart" lmao
cerseilannister 24th-Jan-2013 01:44 am (UTC)
this is going to be so embarrassing when they get older.
treeeeeeee 24th-Jan-2013 02:31 am (UTC)
Things like this just make me want to never have kids. Because what if one of them ends up like this or one of those other otherkins? It's not like I can just return them to the store or anything
svexsal 23rd-Jan-2013 11:44 pm (UTC)
Unfortunately, I can't find the clip without the commentary but still, it reminds me of the Kids in the Hall sketch - "The Night I Connected With My Dog."
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Edited at 2013-01-23 11:44 pm (UTC)
treegrowth 24th-Jan-2013 12:00 am (UTC)
hahahaha yes!!! i thought of this too!
stormer1_1 24th-Jan-2013 01:35 am (UTC)
YAS
simplylovable 23rd-Jan-2013 11:44 pm (UTC)
omg yes finally somebody who understands me
hormoaning 23rd-Jan-2013 11:44 pm (UTC)
i don't understand multiples either. i found a tumblr the other day and spent forever reading it
whossoulsister 23rd-Jan-2013 11:45 pm (UTC)
i saw a unicorn otherkin on the bus once but other than that i've never had to deal with any of them irl
hormoaning 23rd-Jan-2013 11:47 pm (UTC)
wait.. explain more
whossoulsister 23rd-Jan-2013 11:48 pm (UTC)
this guy on the bus once was wearing a tail and had a horn on his head
heart_of_butter 24th-Jan-2013 02:14 am (UTC)
There's this one really weird young guy I see around town occasionally who dresses in head-to-toe goth cyberpunk fashion and wears a fox tail. Not sure if he's a furry or otherkin but yeesh
fabuleuxx 23rd-Jan-2013 11:45 pm (UTC)
Her family forces her to take a shower: I scrambled to run out of my room and as soon as I reached the hallway, my dad and my sister grabbed me and pushed me into the bathroom and held the door shut.

I have never been so upset and confused in my whole life. I wailed and banged on the door and just asked them WHY over and over.


lol
holyfrijoles_2 23rd-Jan-2013 11:45 pm (UTC)
Can you imagine how badly she must have smelled? Omg.
violue 23rd-Jan-2013 11:48 pm (UTC)
ifkr how bad do you have to get for your family to band together to force you to take a shower
noon 23rd-Jan-2013 11:46 pm (UTC)
lol i'm not usually a violent person but this just makes me wanna punch her oop
burn_a_miracle 23rd-Jan-2013 11:55 pm (UTC)
Ew...
nicenicegirl 23rd-Jan-2013 11:56 pm (UTC)
this is some BS what if you have a cat that likes baths?? because i have one who does, he'd be in there all day if he could.
icangoforthat 23rd-Jan-2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
eww
joliefoliepolie 24th-Jan-2013 12:11 am (UTC)
I hope she at least brushed her teeth, because if she was "cat bathing" herself (ie licking), can you imagine all that bad breath bacteria and plaque that she was spreading all over her skin?
jjj 24th-Jan-2013 12:26 am (UTC)
GRIMY BITCH lol her parents are probably wondering what they did wrong
deadendqueen16 24th-Jan-2013 01:20 am (UTC)
"I wailed and banged on the door and just asked them WHY over and over."

Because you fucking stink, Whiskers.
heart_of_butter 24th-Jan-2013 02:15 am (UTC)
Her hair has probably turned into one flat sheet because of all the grease.
anus 23rd-Jan-2013 11:45 pm (UTC)
I am so confused I don't know where to begin..
tigtogiba34 23rd-Jan-2013 11:45 pm (UTC)
violue 23rd-Jan-2013 11:49 pm (UTC)
LMAO
coldharbourlove 23rd-Jan-2013 11:58 pm (UTC)
BAHAHAAH
wincest_dean 24th-Jan-2013 12:16 am (UTC)
lol
value_of_truth 23rd-Jan-2013 11:46 pm (UTC)
I remember when I first read about otherkin I sent a text to my friend saying I identified as an armadillo and I went with it for a week before I had to just tell her the truth.

And then when I went on work placement and actually met a patient with species dis-morphia type delusions and it was strange

/csb
celtic_thistle 23rd-Jan-2013 11:46 pm (UTC)
um can you guys not mock us; I am a trans-ethnic ancient Egyptian flying werehippo and it is a STRUGGLE okay?!
fwee_prower 24th-Jan-2013 12:11 am (UTC)
Get gurl. Fuck these haters. Yu be your true you.
andisprohi 24th-Jan-2013 02:46 am (UTC)
I want to email this to Giorgio Tsoukalos and see if he'll get excited
hypermuseic9 24th-Jan-2013 05:46 am (UTC)
the struggle is rill
k5memo 23rd-Jan-2013 11:46 pm (UTC)


mementox 23rd-Jan-2013 11:52 pm (UTC)
Qt pie
hearthecity 23rd-Jan-2013 11:54 pm (UTC)
so qt
zeldafitzgerald 24th-Jan-2013 01:50 am (UTC)
"My mother is a fish."
k5memo 24th-Jan-2013 02:04 am (UTC)
Zelda! You friends with Faulkner?
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