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5 Crazy Nickelodeon Cartoon Conspiracy Theories

1.Hey Arnold: The truth about Arnold's parents and his disease


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In the show, Arnold is presented as an orphan who lives in his grandparents' boarding house. Some think that his grandparents are actually his real parents and because of a pregnancy so late in life, there were serious complications with Arnold's birth. He was born with hydrocephalus, a condition which causes a buildup of water in the brain, augmenting the size of the head—this accounts for Arnold's football-shaped head. Beyond that, conspiracy theorists also think that Arnold's friends are imaginary: he uses them to escape reality.



2.Rugrats: All the babies are dead and/or imaginary figures





All of the Rugrats are dead and figments of Angelica's imagination. Chuckie (the anxious redhead) died with his mother, which explains why his father, Chaz, is such a mess. The main character, Tommy, was a stillborn and his death had a lasting effect on his father: Stu's obsession with making toys stems from the trauma of losing his son. As for Phil and Lil, the twins with slightly ambiguous genders—their mother, Betty, had an abortion. Knowing that Betty was pregnant and then not, Angelica didn't know the sex of the baby and thus created twins to include both sexes.

3.SpongeBob SquarePants: Victims of nuclear radiation




The existence of Spongebob and his strange friends is the result of radiation from nuclear arms testing that was performed on the Bikini Atoll in the late 40's and early 50's. Since they live under the atoll, the town is known as 'Bikini Bottom'.

4.Rocko's Modern Life: Welcome to the land of sexual perversion




We all know this show was super postmodern and featured some dark humor, but some think Rocko's world is downright perverted. Vi pleaseeveryoneshutup:

1. Rocko and Hefer always ate a restaurant called "Chokey's Chicken" which in the last season all of a sudden became "Chewy's Chicken" because they could not get away with it any longer.
2. When Rocko lost his job at Kinda-Alot-O-Comics, he became a phone sex operator. Mrs. Bighead called up the hotline and Rocko picked up the phone and answered in his sexy Aussie accent "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby". It got real awkward real quick.
3. They had Filbert cross-dress in a bunch of episodes. Does the line "call me Ophelia" ring a bell? (Probably not; it does to me because I spent the better part of my childhood in front of a TV).
4. When Rocko would visit Hefer (who lived with a pack of wolves), Hefer's father would always yell out "Let's eat the beaver!!!" (referring to Rocko, who was a wallaby).



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filmfreakfranco 23rd-Jan-2013 10:06 pm (UTC)
the most shocking thing to me was when I discovered that Hey Arnold! was not wearing a kilt or a skirt but it was just his really long shirt.
ladysherlock 23rd-Jan-2013 10:11 pm (UTC)
Now you've blown my mind
lucciolaa 23rd-Jan-2013 10:13 pm (UTC)
lmao ikr?
actxappalledx 23rd-Jan-2013 10:14 pm (UTC)
oop i always thought it was like a sweater tied around his waist lol
quotequeen20 24th-Jan-2013 12:03 am (UTC)
Me too. It was that fashion back then.
krzg 23rd-Jan-2013 10:15 pm (UTC)
Same that was a shocker to me too.
anna_bea2 23rd-Jan-2013 10:16 pm (UTC)
mte
powerbottom 23rd-Jan-2013 10:16 pm (UTC)
Ikr?

blenderhead 23rd-Jan-2013 10:19 pm (UTC)
lol Same.
booneral 23rd-Jan-2013 10:19 pm (UTC)
lmao same
okay_awesome 23rd-Jan-2013 10:21 pm (UTC)
Same here
tiki876 23rd-Jan-2013 10:27 pm (UTC)
lmao!
xpirate_queenx 23rd-Jan-2013 10:30 pm (UTC)
I know it to be true and still refuse to accept it.
fabouluz 23rd-Jan-2013 10:32 pm (UTC)
He's wearing blue jeans tho.
kwikimart 23rd-Jan-2013 10:34 pm (UTC)
WAT
demi32 23rd-Jan-2013 10:36 pm (UTC)
same
batsublue 23rd-Jan-2013 10:46 pm (UTC)
I thought this was true for YEARS.
fred2265 23rd-Jan-2013 11:00 pm (UTC)
me too..
yurasama_love 23rd-Jan-2013 11:14 pm (UTC)
What?!
My life is forever changed.
artemis_archer 23rd-Jan-2013 11:56 pm (UTC)
lol yep
complaining 23rd-Jan-2013 11:58 pm (UTC)
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
dacrayzblaze1 24th-Jan-2013 12:06 am (UTC)
That really was.
sapitacherry 24th-Jan-2013 12:15 am (UTC)
...i feel very old right now. thats was the style at the time!! it was obvious!!
avalola 24th-Jan-2013 12:30 am (UTC)
wut!
oddbunny_dreams 24th-Jan-2013 03:19 am (UTC)
Wow. This is like the day I discovered the Disney "D".
truexillusions 24th-Jan-2013 03:31 am (UTC)
whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
ayumidah 24th-Jan-2013 06:32 am (UTC)
LOL Yeah basically.
reidacted 24th-Jan-2013 07:05 am (UTC)
I couldn't get over that for the longest time.
mjspice 24th-Jan-2013 03:34 pm (UTC)
OMG! MIND=BLOWN!
solitune 24th-Jan-2013 03:48 pm (UTC)
LMFAO SAME. I remember one of the commercials explained that and I was like :OOO
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