Well I've been keeping my distance these two months because he tends to get super clingy and I'm currently in a relationship (which I've been keeping hush-hush) and two years ago he tried to ask me out (by which I mean he had me on the phone for an hour and he tried to negotiate something with me). Our friendship has basically been him doing something really stupid and then me avoiding him for months and then finally working it out.

He tried messaging me a few times to ask if I wanted to hang out and I either ignored him or flat out told him no, but I'm just like, 'wtf you used a photo of me as your profile and didn't bother to tell me of its existence? Are you serious rn?'

And everyone I know finds it absolutely hilarious. fuck dis shit

PS sorry for the tl;dr