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3:48 pm - 01/22/2013

Lindsay Lohan's New Lawyer Is A Mess



Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer just got a sponsor which he needs to practice law in California -- but we've learned the woman who's vouching for him hasn't practiced law for at least 17 years.

TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay fired Shawn Holley last week and hired New York attorney Mark Heller, to rep her in her lying-to-cops criminal case in L.A.. Heller can ONLY rep Lindsay if he gets a sponsor who is admitted to practice law in California, but worry not -- there are more than 200,000 to choose from.

the escorting job prob still pays more lbrCollapse )


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candycheeks 22nd-Jan-2013 11:58 pm (UTC)
>:) yes.
shantayustay 22nd-Jan-2013 11:58 pm (UTC)
we r twinz
candycheeks 22nd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
omg i always wanted a twin
coulson 22nd-Jan-2013 11:58 pm (UTC)
good goddamn
shantayustay 22nd-Jan-2013 11:58 pm (UTC)
Hot ass fucking mess.
angelmonster 22nd-Jan-2013 11:58 pm (UTC)
Holy Jesus her eyes......
cerseilannister 22nd-Jan-2013 11:58 pm (UTC)
this is such a mess. linds is just scraping at the bottom of a dumpster.
23want 22nd-Jan-2013 11:58 pm (UTC)
yeah, she obviously doesn't even have enough money to pay her lawyer, so this one is her new free (fun) lawyer!
politic_ennui 24th-Jan-2013 06:14 pm (UTC)
My first thought, too.
anna_bea2 22nd-Jan-2013 11:58 pm (UTC)
this won't end well for Lindsay, but BOWING @ the gossip/celeb gods rn.
hollis1975 23rd-Jan-2013 12:00 am (UTC)
bless them <3
judgmental 23rd-Jan-2013 12:02 am (UTC)
mfte
abiding 23rd-Jan-2013 01:47 am (UTC)
mte
charlie 22nd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
ya have fun in jail
amkf 22nd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
The insanity of this girl's life...
agentnever 22nd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
OT but did everyone hear about the shooting at a college in Texas? I can't check other posts, my schools computers are going hella slow.
sandstorm 23rd-Jan-2013 12:00 am (UTC)
Saw it in Red Lobster.
angelmonster 23rd-Jan-2013 12:04 am (UTC)
This made me lol, there are TVs in red lobster?
iheartchem 23rd-Jan-2013 12:03 am (UTC)
CNN:

(CNN) -- Students ducked under desks and ran for cover during a shooting at a community college in Texas on Tuesday.
Three people were injured, including a maintenance worker, in the shooting at the North Harris campus of Lone Star College in Houston, Harris County Sheriff's Maj. Armando Tello said.
Two people allegedly involved in the shooting were detained, sheriff's officials said, but no arrests had been made and no charges had been filed Tuesday afternoon. Both of them were injured, officials said.
"We haven't determined their exact involvement," Capt. Ken Melancon told reporters.
Conflicting reports emerged about the nature of the shooting.
Tello said a handgun was involved and one of the people detained had a student ID. Witnesses told CNN affiliates that at least one gunman opened fire after an altercation between two people.
Jed Young, a school spokesman, earlier said officials believe there were two shooters, and students were caught in the crossfire.
"I heard about six shots, and kids started rushing down the hallway and a few even came into our class ... They were just shouting. I couldn't hear anything," said Amanda Vasquez, a freshman who was in English class when the shooting erupted. "For me, I was just trying to get under a table, get into the back corner of the room ... and I called my mom just because I needed her to know that I was OK."
Campus to reopen Wednesday after shooting Witness: I heard five or six gunshots Official: Crossfire injures students
Lone Star College student Brittany Mobley told CNN affiliate KHOU that she saw the shooting.
"I saw two dudes basically get into an altercation and ... the dude that shot, he basically got angry and, you know, started shooting the other guy," she said. "A lot of people heard a lot of shots."
A fourth person at the college suffered a heart attack during the shooting, according to a federal law enforcement official who received reports from the scene.
The shooting took place in an outside area, between the academic building and the library, said Richard Carpenter, chancellor of the Lone Star College System.
The Lone Star College System is the largest institution of higher education in the Houston area, and the fastest-growing community college system in Texas, according to its website.
There were more than 10,000 students on the campus at the time of the shooting, Young said. The campus was evacuated and closed for the remainder of the day, according to a post on the school's website. The campus will reopen Wednesday.
"I'm still hoping that all of my friends are OK," said Vasquez, who took to Twitter during the shooting to warn students away from the area. "I didn't really see any of my friends afterward. I was just trying to get to my parents."
Police and emergency responders swarmed an entrance to the campus, aerial video from KPRC showed.
Medical personnel were seen treating at least two people and moving them to ambulances. One person appeared to be handcuffed to a stretcher. Students were jogging away from some buildings, with their hands up in the air, presumably in response to police instruction.
The maintenance worker who was shot was hit in the leg and was in stable condition Tuesday afternoon, said Carpenter.
"I heard no less than five shots, and I just ran," one student told CNN affiliate KTRK. "My heart was pounding. I was praying I wouldn't hear anymore shots. I was with a bunch of other people running and someone yelled out, 'don't push!' People were crying, I had tears in my eyes."
Another witness told KTRK he saw blood on the ground and someone shot in the leg.
"Beside him, there was one guy in handcuffs," he said.
"I just heard somebody screaming, and then after that, I heard the shots," another student told KPRC.
The Houston shooting comes roughly a month after the deadly shooting at a Newtown, Connecticut, elementary school that ended with 26 people -- including 20 children ages 6 and 7 -- dead.
"We know that there is significant national dialogue regarding the frequency, unfortunately, of shootings like this on public school and college campuses," said Carpenter. "Though we never expected to be a central part of this discussion, we hope that things can be learned from it."
swissbeauty23 23rd-Jan-2013 01:09 am (UTC)
i just heard :( everyone's been posting stuff like "not another shooting!" on Facebook
brucelynn 22nd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
Her eyes are scaring me
hollis1975 22nd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
this is going to get SO GOOD
ilouboutin 22nd-Jan-2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
this is going to be glorious.
mistress_f 23rd-Jan-2013 12:00 am (UTC)
oh sweet jesus. not even my only god john waters could write something more grotesque than what lindsay's life has become tbh
abordantoinette 23rd-Jan-2013 02:18 am (UTC)
lol she would fit right in a jw movie.

....i kinda want that to happen now :x
ladycakes 23rd-Jan-2013 02:45 am (UTC)
It's really the only thing that could save her.
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