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6:03 pm - 01/20/2013

Blind Items


1.) The casting couch works more than one way. This B- list television and movie actor is about to move up to B+ list or higher in the next few weeks with something that is going to be huge. His big breaks have come because even though he is straight, he is perfectly willing to sleep with another guy if it will advance his career. His biggest roles have come when he has had sex with the male producers casting for the roles.

2.) This A+ list movie actor is having an affair. Not a big deal, but we are talking Mr. Squeaky Clean here. We are talking kids. Married for a long time. Academy award winner/nominee. Parked his car at the hotel where he was meeting his mistress. Then the valet got into an accident with the actor's car. Not probably a big deal except the actor had told his wife that he was going to be doing looping all day and didn't have time to do anything with her and the kids. Now everyone knows he was at the hotel. His explanation has not convinced the wife.

3.) One too many visits to gay nightclubs has finally caused the C list movie actress of this A list all movie actor to finally give him the boot. He kept saying it was a place where he would not be mobbed by fans. Has he looked at himself in the mirror? She has just finally realized that she will come a distant second to guys.

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whiskybars 20th-Jan-2013 11:27 pm (UTC)
i'm loling so hard at 1082
morant_bay 20th-Jan-2013 11:30 pm (UTC)
haha, oops!

he does seem that old though, doesn't he?
aujourlejour 21st-Jan-2013 04:29 am (UTC)
me too omg i'm dying
eclecticmuse 21st-Jan-2013 06:21 am (UTC)
HAHA I legit just laughed out loud. :D
chinese_fabio 21st-Jan-2013 07:00 am (UTC)
mte

I didn't even notice the date at first- had to go back and lmao
soapboxrhetoric 20th-Jan-2013 11:28 pm (UTC)
rude
almondcroissant 20th-Jan-2013 11:28 pm (UTC)
lol 1082
desire_billy 20th-Jan-2013 11:29 pm (UTC)
lol, he isn't THAT old.
morant_bay 20th-Jan-2013 11:30 pm (UTC)
1982!!!
bettalaylow 20th-Jan-2013 11:31 pm (UTC)
At first I was like huh at 1082 but than I remembered Douglas is older than Moses great grand pappy.
jen_jen0708 20th-Jan-2013 11:34 pm (UTC)
hahahah
myharu 20th-Jan-2013 11:47 pm (UTC)
I almost choked to death laughing at "1082"
shining_starsxx 20th-Jan-2013 11:49 pm (UTC)
1082 is cracking me up. Is he a vampire? lol
jaded56 21st-Jan-2013 12:25 am (UTC)
lool 1082!!
teaaet 21st-Jan-2013 12:31 am (UTC)
but thas a long time ago bb
tigermilk 21st-Jan-2013 12:37 am (UTC)
BURN
x_brittacular 21st-Jan-2013 01:24 am (UTC)
cackling @ 1082
annadraper 21st-Jan-2013 01:34 am (UTC)
a lot of people in this post are brand new apparently. i get tired of having to cover OLD ground every gd time we have one of these.

Edited at 2013-01-21 01:34 am (UTC)
itspokerface 21st-Jan-2013 03:13 am (UTC)
lmao
cabernet 21st-Jan-2013 03:41 am (UTC)
i'm loling way too hard at 1082
hypermuseic9 21st-Jan-2013 03:43 am (UTC)
lmaoooo
eclecticmuse 21st-Jan-2013 06:23 am (UTC)
Thank you for the laugh, totally worth the typo. :)
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