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10:42 am - 01/20/2013

Jennifer Lawrence Trashes Her Oscar Rivals – for Laughs



How to get the jump on your sister Oscar nominees? Host Saturday Night Live – and come out punching.

That was Jennifer Lawrence's modus operandi this weekend, with the Silver Linings Playbook's Best Actress contender taking good-natured swipes at her competition during her silver-tongued opening monologue on the NBC comedy show.

About Jessica Chastain, she said: "In Zero Dark Thirty you caught Bin Laden. So what? In Winter's Bone I caught a squirrel, and then ate it."

Naomi Watts: You were in The Impossible. You know what else is impossible? You beating me on Oscar night."

Quvenzhané Wallis, the 9-year-old nominee for Beasts of the Southern Wild: "You think you can beat me? [In best Gary Coleman voice] 'What you talkin' 'bout, Wallis?' Also, the Alphabet called. It wants its letters back."

And Emmanuelle Riva, from the French film Amour: "An 85-year-old French lady. Um, yeah, I think I can take you."


Also in line for ribbing by the rest of the cast on the show, which featured The Lumineers as the musical guests, were disgraced athlete Lance Armstrong (played by Jason Sudeikis), reputed hoax victim Manti Te'o (Bobby Moynahan), outspoken Golden Globes honoree Jodie Foster (Kate McKinnon) and the scowling, Globes party-pooper Tommy Lee Jones (Bill Hader).

Though not personally at the end of a satirical sharp stick, Lawrence did tip her hat to her Hunger Games persona Katniss Everdeen by participating in a mock Post-Hunger Games press conference.

The running gag was how could Katniss go for Peeta (played by Taran Killam) because he's so short. The gamers were also asked if they used performance-enhancing drugs.

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the_loveword 20th-Jan-2013 07:09 pm (UTC)
what is this story?
saikaro_x 20th-Jan-2013 07:10 pm (UTC)
just that someone always has a "story" of knowing someone who knew of a black lady who named her kid la-a (pronounced la-dash-a) or something. even tho i've heard variations of this stories multiple times, i've yet to meet anyone named la-a.
soapboxrhetoric 20th-Jan-2013 07:33 pm (UTC)
i saw a black comedian tell this joke in NYC...
saikaro_x 20th-Jan-2013 07:42 pm (UTC)
okay
katie_g_lynn 20th-Jan-2013 07:39 pm (UTC)
I have been googling this for a while, and I had no idea it was some sort of urban legend/myth. In fact I had never even heard of it except there was a student in my classroom with a similar name, and she said to pronounce the dash. LOL maybe she was just fucking with me. She wasn't technically my student, so I never followed up on it, but her teacher told me the same thing. I didn't really think much of it at the time.
saikaro_x 20th-Jan-2013 07:43 pm (UTC)
haha well i didn't mean it's an ~official urban legend~ or anything, it's just one of those BS stories that i've heard from time to time.
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