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10:42 am - 01/20/2013

Jennifer Lawrence Trashes Her Oscar Rivals – for Laughs



How to get the jump on your sister Oscar nominees? Host Saturday Night Live – and come out punching.

That was Jennifer Lawrence's modus operandi this weekend, with the Silver Linings Playbook's Best Actress contender taking good-natured swipes at her competition during her silver-tongued opening monologue on the NBC comedy show.

About Jessica Chastain, she said: "In Zero Dark Thirty you caught Bin Laden. So what? In Winter's Bone I caught a squirrel, and then ate it."

Naomi Watts: You were in The Impossible. You know what else is impossible? You beating me on Oscar night."

Quvenzhané Wallis, the 9-year-old nominee for Beasts of the Southern Wild: "You think you can beat me? [In best Gary Coleman voice] 'What you talkin' 'bout, Wallis?' Also, the Alphabet called. It wants its letters back."

And Emmanuelle Riva, from the French film Amour: "An 85-year-old French lady. Um, yeah, I think I can take you."


Also in line for ribbing by the rest of the cast on the show, which featured The Lumineers as the musical guests, were disgraced athlete Lance Armstrong (played by Jason Sudeikis), reputed hoax victim Manti Te'o (Bobby Moynahan), outspoken Golden Globes honoree Jodie Foster (Kate McKinnon) and the scowling, Globes party-pooper Tommy Lee Jones (Bill Hader).

Though not personally at the end of a satirical sharp stick, Lawrence did tip her hat to her Hunger Games persona Katniss Everdeen by participating in a mock Post-Hunger Games press conference.

The running gag was how could Katniss go for Peeta (played by Taran Killam) because he's so short. The gamers were also asked if they used performance-enhancing drugs.

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alienclit 20th-Jan-2013 05:25 pm (UTC)
Dzuricky is totally ethnic tho. it's Czech which is white ppl but it's ethnic as fuq.
lucciolaa 20th-Jan-2013 05:28 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but can you really compare it to something like Quvenzhané? And I didn't say your name specifically sounded funny, I was just giving an example.

Honestly, it quite nice if you're comfortable with people people making fun of your last name, but some people aren't and it's not really your place to say that it's harmless joke if you personally don't find it offensive, because some people will take offense.

Edited at 2013-01-20 05:29 pm (UTC)
alienclit 20th-Jan-2013 05:32 pm (UTC)
I'm not defending the joke, I'm saying it's not just minorities that get shit for their name, it's basically anyone with a non-Anglo name. Jeez.
theblackwidow 20th-Jan-2013 06:51 pm (UTC)
I have a Czech last name and I get shit for it too
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