The thing that gets me is, even if this shit was real this guy is a fucking numbskull. Dating a girl online and never seeing a picture of her or meeting her ever is shit I did when I was 13 with my first ~internet g/f~.

I'm just hoping this is more like me back then because very soon we'll be seeing some shitty chain e-mail list of questions things. Apparently when I was when I was 13 in 5 years I was going to be in college in Florida with my ~internet g/f~

Okay we need people to tell online love stories now.