2:03 am - 01/16/2013

The Canyons SNUBBED By Sundance-- Is Lilo to Blame??

The producers of Lindsay Lohan's film, "The Canyons," are stunned that their flick has been rejected by The Sundance Film Festival and they think it's largely Lindsay's fault.

We're told the Sundance people reached out to producers to screen the movie, and we're told producers were led to believe it was a shoo-in.

But we found out Sundance passed on the film recently, and the film's producers believe it might be due in part to the hijinks of its troubled star.  They think Lindsay was a "turn off" to the highfalutin Sundance folks.

"The Canyons" producer, Braxton Pope, tells us his agents William Morris/Endeavor are having a screening for buyers at the end of the month and a number of big companies are interested.

We also spoke with Lindsay's co-star -- porn star James Deen -- who tells us he's not bothered about the Sundance diss ... saying, "It coincides with AVN (the porn awards). Priorities man!!!!!"

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briknowsbest 16th-Jan-2013 10:09 am (UTC)
fabouluz 16th-Jan-2013 10:12 am (UTC)
This messssss
mynamehere07 16th-Jan-2013 10:13 am (UTC)
Yup. I'm sure the only reason it was passed up was because of Lindsay.


But then again, I'm cranky and cynical this morning, and the film could be an epic masterpiece that will only be appreciated in 150 years from now like Van Gogh.
maria1221 16th-Jan-2013 11:15 am (UTC)
I don't why I'm laughing so hard at this but my colleague is side eyeing me as I cackle, thank you.
fionaapple 16th-Jan-2013 01:12 pm (UTC)
Lol god. What if Lindsay becomes a Marilyn Monroe type icon in like 60 years? Like everyone ~loves her and how ~vintage she is and claim to have seen her movies but just like pretty pictures of her and quotes that say "~Coke is a girl's best friend~" on futuristic types of social networking like touch screen Facebook or something idk I'm thinking too deep in this I'm really high rn.
dragonflyxwings 16th-Jan-2013 01:28 pm (UTC)
you're scaring me
lestat 16th-Jan-2013 02:04 pm (UTC)
lmao oh my god
karis_azura 16th-Jan-2013 02:42 pm (UTC)
lol I want some of what you're smokin!
mutterby 16th-Jan-2013 02:55 pm (UTC)
it's already begun on tumblr, she has a cult worship there ~it's a mystery~
lovedforaday 16th-Jan-2013 03:00 pm (UTC)
i wouldn't be surprised if that happens. only good thing about it, Dina will be long dead and unable to profit off it.
iamglory 16th-Jan-2013 03:20 pm (UTC)
I am dying and everyone in this waiting room is side eyeing me and saying things in Spanish which I don't understand.
carverhawke 16th-Jan-2013 10:14 am (UTC)
That's their fault for hiring her like come on now
jess_sayin 16th-Jan-2013 12:57 pm (UTC)
I know right. I must question the producers mind set if they thought she was going to bring ANYTHING to the set besides a frog voice, nicotine tears and bullshit.

sometimes I feel like she is going croak out "Ribbit-ribbit:
lulubelle007 16th-Jan-2013 01:30 pm (UTC)
oh man LOL
freemywilly 17th-Jan-2013 11:19 am (UTC)
lmao nicotine tears
brown_suger 17th-Jan-2013 06:39 pm (UTC)
"a frog voice, nicotine tears and bullshit"

iamglory 16th-Jan-2013 03:21 pm (UTC)
I KNOW! I was just thinking this. You can't blame the star when your stupid fucking asses hired the hot mess! You are getting what you deserve!
wits 16th-Jan-2013 10:14 am (UTC)
"It coincides with AVN (the porn awards). Priorities man!!!!!"

he was consistently the most hilarious part of that new york times article as well
sasstronaut 16th-Jan-2013 10:15 am (UTC)
well damn you're the ones who cast her

Edited at 2013-01-16 10:15 am (UTC)
gabriella 16th-Jan-2013 10:16 am (UTC)
wauwy 16th-Jan-2013 10:17 am (UTC)
OT but I just made some condensed clam chowder with water instead of milk. A word to the wise: never do this

OK actually on topic: does anyone have a link to that James Deen porn with him and the girl on the couch? I'm in the mood for some het.
wauwy 16th-Jan-2013 10:38 am (UTC)
hola_meg_a_cola 16th-Jan-2013 10:42 am (UTC)
bless u
celtic_thistle 17th-Jan-2013 12:48 am (UTC)
Legit some of the best pr0n I've ever seen right here.
slaughtermatic 16th-Jan-2013 12:27 pm (UTC)
I will never in my life make a good clam chowder no matter what I use. It always ends up looking and tasting like alien snot.
deja_vu822 16th-Jan-2013 10:22 am (UTC)
It's a shame they didn't make a documentary about the making of this film because based on the NYTimes article, it'd probably have won an Oscar, or at the very least got 4 1/2 stars on Netflix Watch Instantly.
adam_pally 16th-Jan-2013 10:31 am (UTC)
Actually a making of documentary sounds more interesting than than the actual movie
blue_kimono 16th-Jan-2013 10:35 am (UTC)
That would've been amazing.
tangerinefriday 16th-Jan-2013 10:58 am (UTC)
Did you ever see the doc "American Movie", about two friends trying to make a movie in rural Wisconsin?

Where that movie was sweet and weird and inspiring, I see a doc about the Canyons being creepy, desperate, and fascinating. Lindsay is like Norma Desmond x1000 + cocaine, made all the more tragic by the fact that she's like 50 years younger loll.
camillesaens 16th-Jan-2013 11:10 am (UTC)
lmao omg
i_have_no_style 16th-Jan-2013 11:19 am (UTC)
LOL. Norma Desmond Lohan.
lestat 16th-Jan-2013 02:08 pm (UTC)
omg yes
justpeachythnks 16th-Jan-2013 06:05 pm (UTC)
I LOVE American movie so much, I am always bugging people telling them to watch it.
iamglory 16th-Jan-2013 03:22 pm (UTC)
hahahey 16th-Jan-2013 10:23 am (UTC)
rme blaming it on lindsay's so dumb. maybe the movie just sux.
cossard 16th-Jan-2013 10:29 am (UTC)
i fucking hate james deen he is such a douchebag
julietislimited 16th-Jan-2013 10:31 am (UTC)
same. I really don't get his appeal.

Edited at 2013-01-16 10:32 am (UTC)
hahahey 16th-Jan-2013 10:33 am (UTC)
ia, even though I like some of his work. there are so much better pornstars (fucking manuel ferrara), james deen can go
leatherandjeans 16th-Jan-2013 10:43 am (UTC)
Omg I came across Manuel Ferrara by accident one day and wow... WOW. Good times were had, let's just say that.
maria1221 16th-Jan-2013 11:16 am (UTC)
Manuel, hmmm...

*goes to google*
fuckyess 16th-Jan-2013 12:59 pm (UTC)
wtf i know who he is and i'm googling because i want to see his dick because i don't remember if i find it acceptable but it's all clothed pics/headshots WHAT IS THIS ABOUT
door 16th-Jan-2013 01:51 pm (UTC)
I feel like I should thank you for introducing me to Manuel Ferrara in this post.

dubiously 16th-Jan-2013 02:58 pm (UTC)
Just googled and his face is so ewwwww.
vervain 16th-Jan-2013 10:35 am (UTC)
ia idg the appeal
honey_child 16th-Jan-2013 02:12 pm (UTC)
He's so dumb. Just hearing him speak was enough to put me off of him.
ch33rylips 16th-Jan-2013 03:23 pm (UTC)
How is he a douchebag? all i've heard is how nice of a guy he is.
vervain 16th-Jan-2013 10:29 am (UTC)
its probably just bad performances.
tangerinefriday 16th-Jan-2013 10:59 am (UTC)
But the script isn't exactly The French Connection though.
julietislimited 16th-Jan-2013 10:30 am (UTC)
tangerinefriday 16th-Jan-2013 10:51 am (UTC)
lolololol. amazing.
maria1221 16th-Jan-2013 11:48 am (UTC)
I love this woman.
leatherandjeans 16th-Jan-2013 10:42 am (UTC)
Lol no, if that one clip is anything to go by then everything about the film is a mess. Except maybe the camera work, that looked alright.
scream10037 16th-Jan-2013 10:44 am (UTC)
the camera work with the falling water bottle though
leatherandjeans 16th-Jan-2013 11:03 am (UTC)
I'm talking comparatively here. We have Lilo placing her hand over the microphone of the phone to listen better for her mobile (how does that make sense??). The camera work looked semi-pro, that's good enough for me.
jackpeyton 16th-Jan-2013 10:46 am (UTC)
who can blame them?
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