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10 Fabulous Guys For Britney Spears To Rebound With

Ryan Gosling
You might not know this, but Ryan Gosling and Britney go way back. The two were cast members on The Mickey Mouse Club back in the day so it would really be fun if she and Ryan decided to try something now that she's looking for a rebound.
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Harry Styles
Maybe the thing Britney needs a guy way younger than her so she can feel like she's re-capturing her youth again. We all know Harry Styles likes older ladies! Plus, he's like today's Justin Timberlake, so it'll all just come around full circle.
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Russell Brand
It's no secret that Britney has had her share of substance abuse problems. Wouldn't it be great if she could get someone who understands what she went through? Russell Brand is just that guy. Plus, the two of them on the red carpet would just be funny together.
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Will.i.am
Britney and Will.i.am are currently working on her new album together, so really it would only make sense that the two sparked a relationship during their time together.
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Charlie Sheen
Now, if Britney decides that she wants to take things to a whole other crazy level, she can enjoy a lovely rebound relationship with Charlie Sheen. It'll be a game of who can out-crazy the other!
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Kevin Federline
You've been waiting for this pick and here it is! What is Britney rebounded with her baby daddy and ex-husband, Kevin Federline? It would make all the headlines and maybe even be fun for their two kids. You never know!
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Fabulous my ass. I cun't with this list! Flop after flop. I am still mourning Britwick. My poor bb's heart must be really broken at the moment. She needs to a)stay single and be an independent happy woman, b)find a guy outside the business or c)marry Madonna.
girlygirlk8e 13th-Jan-2013 07:24 am (UTC)
For Brit, she needs to take her boys and just get outta the spotlight for a bit. She seems so worn down and sad, she needs a break.
hello_samm 13th-Jan-2013 07:30 am (UTC)
mte...
fruitchews 13th-Jan-2013 08:03 am (UTC)
ia. She needs time off to enjoy her life for once.
wauwy 13th-Jan-2013 08:07 am (UTC)
She clearly can't. I say this often but people need to remember that she can't make any career choices for herself nowadays.
littlepunkryo 13th-Jan-2013 08:32 am (UTC)
This. And I mean I know nothing about her relationship with Jason but he was one of the conservators right? As in he was legally entitled to make all of the major decisions in her life just like her dad is? That entire concept creeps me out, the last thing she would need is some random to come into her life and end up in the same position with that much power over her.
wauwy 13th-Jan-2013 08:34 am (UTC)
yep, yep, yep. It's all creepy and shady as fuck. I'm always boggled by her stans being overjoyed that she's still working when she's in such an appalling life situation.
lynn_heart 13th-Jan-2013 02:32 pm (UTC)
Not only can she not make any career decisions, but if she could she still wouldn't be able to leave. People seem to forget that Britney Spears isn't a person in the celebrity world, she is an empire. If she just up and quit then everyone who depends on her for their paycheck is fucked.
wauwy 13th-Jan-2013 02:46 pm (UTC)
Exactly. There is a clear-as-day ulterior motive for her handlers to keep her working for as long as they can. Conservatorships don't last this long even in instances where the person is ACTIVELY SUICIDAL ffs. And they certainly don't permit the person under it to work and tour and be under immense stress at all times. The total stripping of basic rights that a conservatorship involves is a big fucking deal and is meant to be temporary.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but it's hardly beyond the realm of possibility that her lawyers, who have her "best interests" at heart, dgaf about what she wants and only gaf that she's a one-woman economic phenomenon.

I compare her situation to quasi-slavery a lot, and I really don't think I'm being melodramatic.
polekatz 13th-Jan-2013 03:50 pm (UTC)
quasi-slavery...?


no.
wauwy 13th-Jan-2013 03:54 pm (UTC)
oh

ok
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