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6:59 pm - 01/09/2013

shake off dem thetans, it's $cientology post

About two years ago, Lawrence Wright dropped a 26-page journalism bomb about Paul Haggis's departure from the Church of Scientology. It appears that was just the tip of the iceberg, as he has a new book on the religion, Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief, coming out later this month. The Hollywood Reporter excerpted a portion about Tom Cruise, Scientology leader David Miscavige, and Sea Orgs (the church's "elite clergy"). Here's what we learned:

1. Cruise modeled his A Few Good Men character on Miscavige, "a fact that the Church leader liked to brag about."

2. One time when Cruise audited former Sea Org Marc Headley, Kirstie Alley was there. Headley decribed her as a "celebrity prop" because she mostly just read.

3. Between 2000 and 2004, the food costs for the Miscaviges and his guests would range between $3,000 to as much as $20,000 a week.

4. Miscavige would have his light bulbs polished once a month.

5. "Miscavige keeps a number of dogs, including five beagles. He had blue vests made up for each of them, with four stripes on the shoulder epaulets, indicating the rank of Sea Org Captain. He insists that people salute the dogs as they parade by. The dogs have a treadmill where they work out. A full-time staff member feeds, walks and trains the dogs and enters one of them, Jelly, into contests, where he has attained championship status."

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This article doesn't mention it, but THR also published an excerpt from the book on John Travolta.

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angelmonster 10th-Jan-2013 12:54 am (UTC)
Trigger warning for those who get easily offended...


I read polishing lightbulbs as meaning Tom Cruise sucking his balls tbh.
venetianglass 10th-Jan-2013 01:13 am (UTC)
My mind went to something dirty, too.
jackiemust_die 10th-Jan-2013 01:18 am (UTC)
HAHAH
ohhh
i get it now
emmakinney 10th-Jan-2013 01:40 am (UTC)
ME TOO. Lawl.

Or, well, something genital related at least.
deadendqueen16 10th-Jan-2013 02:11 am (UTC)
So did I.
girlwonderrobin 10th-Jan-2013 02:15 am (UTC)
...you too, huh? Polishing lightbulbs my left nipple, he was getting his juevos polished.
mistress_f 10th-Jan-2013 06:21 pm (UTC)
lmfao

im so late to this post whyy
superdogbiter dis bitch has dissapeared10th-Jan-2013 12:54 am (UTC)
charlie Re: dis bitch has dissapeared10th-Jan-2013 12:56 am (UTC)
he dead
yurasama_love Re: dis bitch has dissapeared10th-Jan-2013 12:56 am (UTC)
Scrubbing toilets on a Sea Org ship with a toothbrush.
ectypes Re: dis bitch has dissapeared10th-Jan-2013 01:12 am (UTC)
more like a sample mascara brush and .001% bleach. god that is really sad to think about the fact that sea org actually exists.
yurasama_love 10th-Jan-2013 12:55 am (UTC)
Fuck Scientology, man. The new church in Sacramento weirds me out.
cruel_idol 10th-Jan-2013 12:58 am (UTC)
I keep thinking they might end up being the next Jonestown or Waco :/
chandloski 10th-Jan-2013 02:22 am (UTC)
THIS.
It's scary, because there are thousands of Scientologists throughout the world. There are more of them than there were people involved in Waco or Jonestown.
hologramxx 10th-Jan-2013 01:10 am (UTC)
OMG there is one in Sacramento? I need to find out where it is so I can avoid it!
ekrelly 10th-Jan-2013 01:21 am (UTC)
There's one in Toronto and my friend was approached by some scientology people once when she was on her way to work. She was so creeped out.
maebytonight 10th-Jan-2013 02:43 am (UTC)
I thought that one has been there for a while? My brother has visited it a few times just to see if it's as creepy as the Internet portrays it to be (his conclusion: yes)

Edit: I'm thinking of the other one downtown. So now the Greater Sacramento are has at least 4 Scientology Churches because there's one in Fair Oaks and another in Folsom I think. jfc

Edited at 2013-01-10 02:47 am (UTC)
pimpmytardis 10th-Jan-2013 03:20 am (UTC)
There's so many of them here in LA. I hate that there's one in the same plaza as the best Indian restaurant in the Valley. GTFOOOO.
sweeetkiwi 10th-Jan-2013 03:52 am (UTC)
OMG where?! I didn't know they had one
luvlorn 10th-Jan-2013 05:26 am (UTC)
The one in my city is next to a seedy strip club :)
inboots 10th-Jan-2013 12:56 am (UTC)
He instructed Cruise that LRH was relying upon them to unite with the few others of their ilk on earth to make it onto 'Target Two' — some unspecified galactic locale where they would meet up with Hubbard in the afterlife.

this is so fucking beautiful and romantic tbh.
hazel_belle 10th-Jan-2013 01:33 am (UTC)
Still a better love story than twilight
makahakat 10th-Jan-2013 12:57 am (UTC)
well absolutely tom
megandjim 10th-Jan-2013 12:58 am (UTC)
Delicious. I am so fascinated by this cult.
soavantgarde 10th-Jan-2013 12:59 am (UTC)
mte, the best part about marriage impossible was talking about how fucked up scientology is lol
yurasama_love 10th-Jan-2013 01:08 am (UTC)
Seriously!
sadisticsidhe 10th-Jan-2013 01:14 am (UTC)
Amen! Marriage Impossible gave me so much life!
heygrumpy 10th-Jan-2013 01:20 am (UTC)
mte. i miss the posts, and how paranoid everyone got just thinking about the creepy church contacting them.
shining_starsxx 10th-Jan-2013 04:16 am (UTC)
Yes! Those posts split so many deets.
soavantgarde 10th-Jan-2013 12:58 am (UTC)
u in danger girl

also

A full-time staff member feeds, walks and trains the dogs and enters one of them

I had to reread that twice bc of the line break
kvetch_kvetch 10th-Jan-2013 01:12 am (UTC)
lmao oh lord
bunny_lita 10th-Jan-2013 01:24 am (UTC)
Me too!
angelmonster 10th-Jan-2013 01:29 am (UTC)
Enters one of them? What?
mistyraven 10th-Jan-2013 01:32 am (UTC)
me too lmao
hangthemj 10th-Jan-2013 03:27 am (UTC)
i love your icon! so pretty!
tinkyfinky 10th-Jan-2013 12:58 am (UTC)
"If f--ing Arnold can be governor, I could be president."

lolololol
jainypoo 10th-Jan-2013 12:58 am (UTC)
Cruise would consult with President Clinton about how to get Prime Minister Tony Blair to declare the Church of Scientology a tax-deductible charitable organization.

Wait...what? Clinton is involved in these shennanigans? Oh hell no.
jainypoo 10th-Jan-2013 01:01 am (UTC)
Also, my BFF and I "protested" the Dallas Celebrity Center when TC took up with Katie Holmes. We made Free Katie shirts & had tin foil caps and stood on the corner outside their place for a bit until they started coming out. I had no idea at the time they were so buck ass crazy. I would never have trifled with them. haha
sugarbobbin 10th-Jan-2013 01:21 am (UTC)
they probably got records of you, bb.
bluecupxxx 10th-Jan-2013 01:12 am (UTC)
lbr, Clinton is on board with a lot of big money organizations. He was a good prez and I like him but he's not super upstanding personally.
jupiterlejano 10th-Jan-2013 12:59 am (UTC)
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davejohn 10th-Jan-2013 02:07 am (UTC)
pettyscenes 10th-Jan-2013 12:59 am (UTC)
cult churches are scary. my friend from high school joined the international house of prayer in kansas city after high school and he wasn't allowed to contact any of us back home (even his parents) for three months. he wanted to hang out a couple weeks ago because he was home for the holidays but i couldn't make myself call him to set up a day because literally all he talks about is the international house of prayer. he's super closeted and in denial about it. fucking organized religion.
peddlestools 10th-Jan-2013 01:06 am (UTC)
the only IHOP i care about is the International House of Pancakes
pettyscenes 10th-Jan-2013 01:07 am (UTC)
lol this reminds me of when bieber's mom tweeted about visiting the international house of prayer and a bunch of beliebers thought she misspelled 'pancakes'.
vivisexion 10th-Jan-2013 01:11 am (UTC)
i feel like this int'l house of prayer thing stole their name from ihop
imnotasquirrel 10th-Jan-2013 01:26 am (UTC)
wasn't a guy affiliated with ihop recently arrested for murder? this man. he murdered a woman on orders from her husband, because the husband was part of an ihop offshoot (although i think ihop is disavowing them) where he and other men would drug the woman and then sexually assault her. they were afraid because she had started seeing a therapist because of the assaults and thought she might spill the beans.
sugarbobbin 10th-Jan-2013 01:28 am (UTC)
my friend is converting to mormonism after getting caught-up in the "...and I'm a mormon." commercials. She tells me all the great things about it, and I'm like, you know Joseph Smith was a pathological liar. She hasn't really talk to me since then, which even proves my point that mormonism is a cult.
antonia 10th-Jan-2013 01:40 am (UTC)
i know a girl who went there!! literally ALLLLL she talks about is her religion.
socorporatesuit 10th-Jan-2013 02:44 am (UTC)
IHOP is fucking insane. one side of my family is made up of really intense evangelical christians and IHOP is their life, they go at least 5 times a year and they're always trying to raise money for their trips.

my friend went to some outreach event near where we live and she's a heathen like me so she was completely freaked out. she says they stretch out songs for like 10 minutes, and lower the lights, and have people speaking in tongues and sobbing all to bombard your senses & the people that work there went up to their group and told them all about the ~visions~ they had about them and the ~things god put on their hearts~ to share, just to make them even more emotional. she said it was really manipulative and like jesus camp for adults. i heard it's hell for the people who work there too, it's such a fucking mess and i hate how many people i know irl are always raving about it
crimps4 10th-Jan-2013 04:21 am (UTC)
OMG IHOP is crazypants. I'm from KC and they creep me out.
hannahgrace456 10th-Jan-2013 01:00 am (UTC)
I saw a Scientology office... clinic... temple? idk last night in downtown Seattle. NHFT.
uss_galactica 10th-Jan-2013 05:17 am (UTC)
According to their website, they have a church downtown in my city as well (San Diego).

Oh well, I have never seen it, I don't go downtown very often (just to go to the zoo or Comic-Con).
backupblood 10th-Jan-2013 01:06 am (UTC)
"Bush may be an idiot," Miscavige observed, "but I wouldn't mind his being our Constantine," referring to the first Roman Emperor to convert to Christianity.

Cruise agreed. "If f--ing Arnold can be governor, I could be president."

Miscavige responded, "Well, absolutely, Tom.".


OH LORD THIS IS SOME NICK BRODY SHIT RIGHT HERE!!!
angelmonster 10th-Jan-2013 01:30 am (UTC)
This is what season three will be about tbh.
backupblood 10th-Jan-2013 01:31 am (UTC)
I would die if Homeland actually did a Scientology-style plot in the future
sugary_placenta 10th-Jan-2013 02:43 am (UTC)
lol i just started watching this show. what is happening here

idk how to feel about carrie since she started fucking brody.
vivisexion 10th-Jan-2013 01:06 am (UTC)
He insists that people salute the dogs as they parade by.

lol i love this
emmakinney 10th-Jan-2013 01:45 am (UTC)
IKR? I'd rather salute them than Miscavige tbh.

I like to picture them just trotting along, minding their own business, enjoying their snazzy coats and seeing all of these humans saluting them and being like O.o bitch pleaseeeee.
andisprohi 10th-Jan-2013 06:13 am (UTC)
I keep picturing his dogs as the psycho ones from UP
thegivenfilms 10th-Jan-2013 01:06 am (UTC)
Have they found Tommy Davis and his wife yet??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Davis_%28Scientology%29
itsalanisbitch 10th-Jan-2013 01:15 am (UTC)
they recently released a statement by her lawyers saying she was ok

lol lbr they prob sacrificed her 2 xenu
shangri__la 10th-Jan-2013 01:29 am (UTC)
Tommy Davis and his wife Jessica (Katie Holmes' handler) apparently left the cult quietly and now live in Texas, where she's a real estate agent.
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