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5:20 pm - 01/09/2013

Jack Osbourne’s Wife: Taylor Swift is “Bat Sh*t Crazy” Or Has “Too High Standards”



Jack Osbourne’s wife Lisa Stelly has a few theories on why Taylor Swift’s relationships tend to be so short-lived.

After news emerged that Swift had split from Harry Styles, the model tweeted, “Either Taylor Swift is bat sh*t crazy & causes every guy to dump her, or she has too high standards for these poor guys! droppin’ like flies.”

Stelly added, “I usually find out when Taylor Swift breaks up with someone before I even knew they were dating. That’s how fast these things happen.”


However, soon after offering her commentary, the new mom seemed to feel badly and backed off her previous statements.

Stelly followed up by writing, “I <3 Taylor Swift I buy all her albums.”

She then noted, “I happen to think she’s not crazy (I never said she was) and it’s the latter….her standards are too high for these hopeless guys she dates.”


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angelmonster 9th-Jan-2013 11:23 pm (UTC)
They are all fake, duh.

pippa_middleton 9th-Jan-2013 11:36 pm (UTC)
lol this is a horrible gif
angelmonster 9th-Jan-2013 11:38 pm (UTC)
Pippa shut ya trap, go flop on your book sales some more.
pippa_middleton 9th-Jan-2013 11:39 pm (UTC)
did you make it? why so butt hurt?
angelmonster 9th-Jan-2013 11:41 pm (UTC)
Nope just pointing out pot calling the kettle black since you wrote that flop book and all. Tootles gurl.
pippa_middleton 10th-Jan-2013 12:09 am (UTC)
Not my book, so IDGAF, and you are loyal to that awful gif makes me think you really did make it and are ashamed to say so.
angelmonster 10th-Jan-2013 12:11 am (UTC)
Do you really think I think you are Pippa? Gurl you crazy.
lconic 9th-Jan-2013 11:49 pm (UTC)
lol, why do people pretend that other people are their icons sometimes idgi
minderbinder 9th-Jan-2013 11:54 pm (UTC)
You wouldn't because you're just a simple bastard, Gendry.
aubade_saudade 9th-Jan-2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
stfu gendry lol
hershelwalker 10th-Jan-2013 12:01 am (UTC)
I find it as annoying as "omg lulz I just read that in _____ voice". it's never even funny
pippa_middleton 10th-Jan-2013 12:11 am (UTC)
ikr
rolt_me 10th-Jan-2013 12:59 am (UTC)
icon insults are the best. godwin's law of ontd tbh
angelmonster 10th-Jan-2013 01:23 am (UTC)
Bcause its fun to troll them and people only do it to people with dumb icons. I was also poking fun at their name matching their icon.
stellar_kar 10th-Jan-2013 01:13 am (UTC)
lmao
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