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3:44 pm - 01/09/2013

Mila Kunis is a fashion fiasco as Hollywood's frumpiest, dumpiest celeb



Sexiest? More like schlubbiest woman alive.

Sweatpants-loving Mila Kunis is a guy’s girl - and she’s got the wardrobe to prove it.

Seemingly eager to shed her Sexiest Woman Alive title - Esquire Magazine crowned the Ukrainian-born beauty last November - Kunis is rarely spotted these days in anything except dumpy, frumpy gym wear.

Apparently at chez Kunis, it’s laundry day everyday.

From morning coffee runs with boyfriend Ashton Kutcher to canoodling in the West Village, walking the dog or lunch in L.A., Kunis and Kutcher are a match made in casual dressing hell.

At first, it was cute to watch them smooching in Central Park in matching T-shirts or see her run out in the morning without painting on a full face of makeup and cavorting Kardashian-style for the paparazzi. But now it’s time to shed the elastic waistband and invest in a hairbrush.

She’s a Golden Globe-nominated actress for "Black Swan,'' not a member of Justin Bieber’s entourage.

“I love her, and though I can certainly relate to her craving for comfort, there really is a better way to do it,” says Mary Kate Steinmiller, senior fashion market editor at Teen Vogue.

Unlike other Hollywood A-listers Gwen Stefani, Jessica Chastain and Jessica Alba with street style to match their flawless red-carpet looks, Kunis insists on dressing like an unwashed teenage boy.

Hot mama Gwen Stefani instantly adds glamour to everything from a plain tank top and jeans to an oversized cape with a bold red lip and oversized shades. Jessica Alba, the master of casual chic, is constantly photographed around L.A. in comfy T-shirts and jeans accessoried with a designer handbag, colorful scarf, cute flats and denim jacket. And Jessica Chastain, currently in “The Heiress” turns Broadway into her personal runway everytime she shows up for a show in fitted coats, statement-making shoes and impeccable accessories.

To keep it casual but still chic, Teen Vogue’s Steinmiller suggests that Kunis try silk pajama-style pants by Piamita, stretchy denim leggings by Citizens of Humanity or cashmere Juicy Couture track pants in a bold color.

“I will never utter the word ‘jegging,’” she says about the superstretchy Citizen of Humanity jeans. “I know the loose freedom of a sweatpant hardly seems comparable to a legging jean, but these feel like wearing nothing.”

As for that we-just-rolled-out-of-bed-because-we-are-so-in-love hair that she can’t seem to wash away, it’s time to start throwing it up into a messy top knot, quick side braid or pick up some dry shampoo to soak up some of that greasy mane.

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mynamehere07 9th-Jan-2013 09:49 pm (UTC)
It's not that bad really. Running quick errands in sweats is no big deal.
tinydevastation 9th-Jan-2013 09:53 pm (UTC)
For some reason I think I'd feel awkward. I'm very short so all sweats are way too long for me lol.
aka_plynn 9th-Jan-2013 10:08 pm (UTC)
You can get away with it if you're thin/average.

Me? LOL. No. Do not want my ass on People of Walmart, thankyoooou.
toaster_face 9th-Jan-2013 10:31 pm (UTC)
hhaha mte, i always need at least jeans and kinda decent shirt
sparkysparky 9th-Jan-2013 10:39 pm (UTC)
Right? If you're fat and go out in sweats you're lazy and poor. Or pregnant, lazy and poor.
hope_remains 9th-Jan-2013 10:40 pm (UTC)
lol god that's so true. if you're skinny and go out in sweats, you're just being casual. if you're fat and go out in sweats, you're definitely lazy and poor. soooo accurate.
sparkysparky 9th-Jan-2013 10:43 pm (UTC)
I went to the grocery store to pick up the good drugs once when I was sick, and GASP I was wearing sweatpants, an old sweatshirt, and worst of all NO BRA, and this old woman walks up to me and is like, "Dear, you should really think about your wardrobe before you come out. Your shirt has holes in it."

I would have coughed on her, but she looked like she was close to death already.
hope_remains 9th-Jan-2013 10:49 pm (UTC)
Omg RUDE
sparkysparky 9th-Jan-2013 10:50 pm (UTC)
she was so scandalized. I think she was friends with my grandmother, so maybe that's why she felt the need to talk to me? idek
shania_cares 9th-Jan-2013 10:51 pm (UTC)
There has to be a time and place for outfits like that though. Going to the pharmacy or getting groceries, sure. But there were people who showed up to my grad school orientation in holey nasty clothes. You don't have to wear a suit, but goddamn, please wear something that isn't ripped and covers up your bacne! I wish I were joking.
sparkysparky 9th-Jan-2013 10:53 pm (UTC)
but like who even cares? does it harm you? are you personally victimized by it? does it endanger the person or their surroundings? If the answer to all of these is no (and it 100% is) get the fuck over it.
amsterdam__ 9th-Jan-2013 11:06 pm (UTC)
As someone with bacne, this is hurtful. I try to cover it up but i can't all the time. I don't want it there any more than you do. So sorry I "hurt" your eyes.
between_lights 9th-Jan-2013 11:03 pm (UTC)
lol omg old people always feel entitled to comment on younger stranger's appearance/outfits, it's so weird. like, you don't see us coming up to them and bitching about their ugly-ass orthopedic shoes and hideous sweaters from Sears, so leave us the hell alone.
duchello 10th-Jan-2013 01:08 am (UTC)
what? I've never felt that way. Fuck it if I'm gonna dress up at 9:35 pm on a tuesday when all I'm going is down the street to cvs to get some toothpaste.
sparkysparky 10th-Jan-2013 01:15 am (UTC)
oh no, I don't feel that way either. But that's how some people see it.
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