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3:44 pm - 01/09/2013

Mila Kunis is a fashion fiasco as Hollywood's frumpiest, dumpiest celeb



Sexiest? More like schlubbiest woman alive.

Sweatpants-loving Mila Kunis is a guy’s girl - and she’s got the wardrobe to prove it.

Seemingly eager to shed her Sexiest Woman Alive title - Esquire Magazine crowned the Ukrainian-born beauty last November - Kunis is rarely spotted these days in anything except dumpy, frumpy gym wear.

Apparently at chez Kunis, it’s laundry day everyday.

From morning coffee runs with boyfriend Ashton Kutcher to canoodling in the West Village, walking the dog or lunch in L.A., Kunis and Kutcher are a match made in casual dressing hell.

At first, it was cute to watch them smooching in Central Park in matching T-shirts or see her run out in the morning without painting on a full face of makeup and cavorting Kardashian-style for the paparazzi. But now it’s time to shed the elastic waistband and invest in a hairbrush.

She’s a Golden Globe-nominated actress for "Black Swan,'' not a member of Justin Bieber’s entourage.

“I love her, and though I can certainly relate to her craving for comfort, there really is a better way to do it,” says Mary Kate Steinmiller, senior fashion market editor at Teen Vogue.

Unlike other Hollywood A-listers Gwen Stefani, Jessica Chastain and Jessica Alba with street style to match their flawless red-carpet looks, Kunis insists on dressing like an unwashed teenage boy.

Hot mama Gwen Stefani instantly adds glamour to everything from a plain tank top and jeans to an oversized cape with a bold red lip and oversized shades. Jessica Alba, the master of casual chic, is constantly photographed around L.A. in comfy T-shirts and jeans accessoried with a designer handbag, colorful scarf, cute flats and denim jacket. And Jessica Chastain, currently in “The Heiress” turns Broadway into her personal runway everytime she shows up for a show in fitted coats, statement-making shoes and impeccable accessories.

To keep it casual but still chic, Teen Vogue’s Steinmiller suggests that Kunis try silk pajama-style pants by Piamita, stretchy denim leggings by Citizens of Humanity or cashmere Juicy Couture track pants in a bold color.

“I will never utter the word ‘jegging,’” she says about the superstretchy Citizen of Humanity jeans. “I know the loose freedom of a sweatpant hardly seems comparable to a legging jean, but these feel like wearing nothing.”

As for that we-just-rolled-out-of-bed-because-we-are-so-in-love hair that she can’t seem to wash away, it’s time to start throwing it up into a messy top knot, quick side braid or pick up some dry shampoo to soak up some of that greasy mane.

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die2nitelive4ev 9th-Jan-2013 09:46 pm (UTC)
But people hate on Kim Kardashian for wearing 6 inch heels and full contouring make up to get coffee? Women won't ever win at this.

Unless she turns up at the Oscars in those sweatpants you can all fuck off.
thirteencands 9th-Jan-2013 09:48 pm (UTC)
mfte. and ofc, nobody comments on ashton kutcher's attire. pfft guys don't have to dress up to get groceries, what a crazy idea
lavished 9th-Jan-2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
mte mte mte
lillylilacs 9th-Jan-2013 09:49 pm (UTC)
ia
mynamehere07 9th-Jan-2013 09:52 pm (UTC)
mte.
_dennis_csi_ 9th-Jan-2013 09:53 pm (UTC)
mte
beachshore 9th-Jan-2013 09:58 pm (UTC)
sexism tbh. i think getting glammed up for coffee is more of a misdeed than rolling out of bed and being casually comfy
spiffynamehere 9th-Jan-2013 09:58 pm (UTC)
THIS.
kurtvonnegut 9th-Jan-2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
yep

and i get wanting to look nice yourself but what is the deal with people being personally offended when other women don't dress up
abiding 9th-Jan-2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
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burn_a_miracle 9th-Jan-2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
MTE
solsty 9th-Jan-2013 10:14 pm (UTC)
Agreed.
ronweezy 9th-Jan-2013 10:15 pm (UTC)
mte
degele 9th-Jan-2013 10:21 pm (UTC)
lol there is a happy medium
juiiicybabe 9th-Jan-2013 10:36 pm (UTC)
YOU'RE HERE ON THIS EARTH BE LOOKED AT AND YOU MUST EXCITE MY PENIS HOW I WANT YOU TO.

The menz want to keep it this way lbr. RMFE

Edited at 2013-01-09 10:36 pm (UTC)
sparkysparky 9th-Jan-2013 10:37 pm (UTC)
mte
hope_remains 9th-Jan-2013 10:39 pm (UTC)
Right? And tbh I think it's more valid to blast Kim than Mila, if you're gonna blast anybody.

I dont see why a celeb should have ANY responsibility WHATSOEVER to dress nicely when they're just out living their lives.

You know the person who wrote this article goes to 7-11 in their pajamas and shit. Pfft.
coutureable 9th-Jan-2013 10:52 pm (UTC)
I just don't understand why women who have all this money go out looking like hot messes. But I'm glad that they do because seeing her in this picture I laugh at people who call her the sexiest woman alive. Yeah, we all could be with some makeup and hair and good lighting. Shit.
trex_in_boots 9th-Jan-2013 11:32 pm (UTC)
you make a great point, thank you.
thetxbelle 9th-Jan-2013 11:36 pm (UTC)
mte
endingonfire 10th-Jan-2013 04:08 am (UTC)
ikr. She's not on duty, she can wear whatever the fuck she wants. She looks awful, but no one should write shit articles like this in the first place.
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