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2:09 pm - 01/09/2013

Former Jonas Brothers Photographer/Friend Accidentally Outs Joe Jonas?




Joe Jonas (left) and Rob Hoffman (right)


Rob Hoffman, the former behind-the-scenes photographer and close friend to the Jonas Brothers during the peak of their career, had a few things to say following the recent confirmed split between young stars Harry Styles and Taylor Swift. As you know, Taylor Swift famously dated Joe Jonas in 2009, which resulted in a nasty breakup and several hit songs. Hoffman, still a close friend of the entire Jonas band, took to his Tumblr blog today to blast his friend's famous ex:



"ATTEMPT TO UPDATE THIS MORE WITH THINGS I’VE ALREADY SAID


How many break-ups is it going to take for you girls to realize that Taylor Swift isn’t a good role model unless your dream in life is to die alone?

And if you’re going to defend her for her music, let me tell you now that saying you believe in any of Taylor Swift’s lyrics is like saying you trust your accountant because he’s been accused of tax evasion nine times.

The only redeeming quality of any boy band these days is betting on which one is going to date Taylor Swift, and as a result, come out of the closet 2 months later

Am I the only one who has noticed that her odd triangular face, lanky body, and long arms make her resemble a praying mantis; a species whose females bite the head off their male counterparts after sex?

As a 26 year old male who plans on being divorced in 10 years and then marrying someone of your generation, I’d ask that you stay away from these sorts of influences, or, in 10 years, you’re going to be being preyed upon by divorced men like me, who know that you’re stupid as shit, because you probably belonged to the fucking Taylor Swift fan club. By that point, you’ve probably been divorced twice already

Thank you.


The bolded line could, of course, just be a poor choice of words, but the blog post in general is interesting, coming from someone who is very close friends with one of Swift's famous ex-boyfriends... and presumably the only ex-boyfriend besides Harry Styles who fits under the job description of "boyband[er]."

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lol he sounds so mad
pettyscenes 9th-Jan-2013 08:32 pm (UTC)
his whole blog is bizarre

While I think dying from autoerotic asphyxiation would be the worst way to kill yourself, I believe that it would also be the best way to kill someone else.

For example, if I had to kill some dude, I’d totally strangle him with a belt, hang him from a doorknob, pull down his pants, and then jerk him off.
anchellada 9th-Jan-2013 08:37 pm (UTC)
ew wat
saray677 9th-Jan-2013 08:37 pm (UTC)
jesus christ
lanavis Damn!9th-Jan-2013 08:42 pm (UTC)
He be kinky.
nanewt011 9th-Jan-2013 08:43 pm (UTC)
this sounds like something to save and refer back to when this guy makes the news
miss_almost 9th-Jan-2013 10:18 pm (UTC)
this times a million.
reidacted 9th-Jan-2013 08:44 pm (UTC)
Well, that's descriptive.
robodromo 9th-Jan-2013 08:45 pm (UTC)
omg
nuclearsex 9th-Jan-2013 08:54 pm (UTC)
eaux
ugly_jacket 9th-Jan-2013 09:15 pm (UTC)
wow
gogeta1 9th-Jan-2013 09:21 pm (UTC)
psycho
geekchicrichie 9th-Jan-2013 09:33 pm (UTC)
i lol'd
diamond_dust06 9th-Jan-2013 09:42 pm (UTC)
Can't he at least jerk him off first? Make his last minutes pleasurable, geez.
a_wa 9th-Jan-2013 10:38 pm (UTC)
You have to wonder about how long it took him to come up with this...
invisible_cunt 10th-Jan-2013 12:15 am (UTC)
he took a foray into comedy and thinks he's funny
but he legit uses low barrel shock humour
hangthemj 10th-Jan-2013 03:50 am (UTC)
what in the...
sarahsumbrella 10th-Jan-2013 11:12 am (UTC)
Sounds like the way Michael Hutchence died :(
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