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2:09 pm - 01/09/2013

Former Jonas Brothers Photographer/Friend Accidentally Outs Joe Jonas?




Joe Jonas (left) and Rob Hoffman (right)


Rob Hoffman, the former behind-the-scenes photographer and close friend to the Jonas Brothers during the peak of their career, had a few things to say following the recent confirmed split between young stars Harry Styles and Taylor Swift. As you know, Taylor Swift famously dated Joe Jonas in 2009, which resulted in a nasty breakup and several hit songs. Hoffman, still a close friend of the entire Jonas band, took to his Tumblr blog today to blast his friend's famous ex:



"ATTEMPT TO UPDATE THIS MORE WITH THINGS I’VE ALREADY SAID


How many break-ups is it going to take for you girls to realize that Taylor Swift isn’t a good role model unless your dream in life is to die alone?

And if you’re going to defend her for her music, let me tell you now that saying you believe in any of Taylor Swift’s lyrics is like saying you trust your accountant because he’s been accused of tax evasion nine times.

The only redeeming quality of any boy band these days is betting on which one is going to date Taylor Swift, and as a result, come out of the closet 2 months later

Am I the only one who has noticed that her odd triangular face, lanky body, and long arms make her resemble a praying mantis; a species whose females bite the head off their male counterparts after sex?

As a 26 year old male who plans on being divorced in 10 years and then marrying someone of your generation, I’d ask that you stay away from these sorts of influences, or, in 10 years, you’re going to be being preyed upon by divorced men like me, who know that you’re stupid as shit, because you probably belonged to the fucking Taylor Swift fan club. By that point, you’ve probably been divorced twice already

Thank you.


The bolded line could, of course, just be a poor choice of words, but the blog post in general is interesting, coming from someone who is very close friends with one of Swift's famous ex-boyfriends... and presumably the only ex-boyfriend besides Harry Styles who fits under the job description of "boyband[er]."

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lol he sounds so mad
lizrocks 9th-Jan-2013 08:32 pm (UTC)
As a 26 year old male who plans on being divorced in 10 years and then marrying someone of your generation, I’d ask that you stay away from these sorts of influences, or, in 10 years, you’re going to be being preyed upon by divorced men like me, who know that you’re stupid as shit, because you probably belonged to the fucking Taylor Swift fan club. By that point, you’ve probably been divorced twice already


Wow. Go fuck yourself.

Also which jonas is that? Not the ugly one right?
chandyland11 9th-Jan-2013 08:34 pm (UTC)
It's the one in the gif and the picture. He's the middle one with the eyebrows and the thighs.
lizrocks 9th-Jan-2013 08:35 pm (UTC)
Awesome thank you! I saw the pic/label after I commented but couldn't tell if that was the same guy in the gif.
peter_venkman 9th-Jan-2013 08:38 pm (UTC)


this one?
onyxobsidian 9th-Jan-2013 08:40 pm (UTC)
This always gets me. I always think it's Britney.
hershelwalker 9th-Jan-2013 09:12 pm (UTC)
omg lol
chidarkcy 9th-Jan-2013 09:33 pm (UTC)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
hannamez8 9th-Jan-2013 09:33 pm (UTC)
Omg.
nicolars 9th-Jan-2013 08:39 pm (UTC)
Seriously. I don't care for TSwift at all, but this guy is a misogynist douchecanoe.
kurtvonnegut 9th-Jan-2013 08:39 pm (UTC)
he sounds like a Nice Guy.
muzicnem 9th-Jan-2013 09:21 pm (UTC)
Exactly.
sassandthecity 9th-Jan-2013 08:41 pm (UTC)
It reads like a sequel to John Mayer's song Daughters.
k5memo 9th-Jan-2013 09:54 pm (UTC)
lol. probably because every bland white male photographer between 20-35 listens to john mayer.
forevergold217 9th-Jan-2013 09:35 pm (UTC)
ikr?
sounds like a pedo tbh
myhipusername 10th-Jan-2013 07:18 pm (UTC)
hes the one in the first picture and the gif... lol

but yeah ia

Edited at 2013-01-10 07:21 pm (UTC)
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