Joe Jonas (left) and Rob Hoffman (right)
Rob Hoffman, the former behind-the-scenes photographer and close friend to the Jonas Brothers during the peak of their career, had a few things to say following the recent confirmed split between young stars Harry Styles and Taylor Swift. As you know, Taylor Swift famously dated Joe Jonas in 2009, which resulted in a nasty breakup and several hit songs. Hoffman, still a close friend of the entire Jonas band, took to his Tumblr blog today to blast his friend's famous ex:
How many break-ups is it going to take for you girls to realize that Taylor Swift isn’t a good role model unless your dream in life is to die alone?
And if you’re going to defend her for her music, let me tell you now that saying you believe in any of Taylor Swift’s lyrics is like saying you trust your accountant because he’s been accused of tax evasion nine times.
The only redeeming quality of any boy band these days is betting on which one is going to date Taylor Swift, and as a result, come out of the closet 2 months later
Am I the only one who has noticed that her odd triangular face, lanky body, and long arms make her resemble a praying mantis; a species whose females bite the head off their male counterparts after sex?
As a 26 year old male who plans on being divorced in 10 years and then marrying someone of your generation, I’d ask that you stay away from these sorts of influences, or, in 10 years, you’re going to be being preyed upon by divorced men like me, who know that you’re stupid as shit, because you probably belonged to the fucking Taylor Swift fan club. By that point, you’ve probably been divorced twice already
The bolded line could, of course, just be a poor choice of words, but the blog post in general is interesting, coming from someone who is very close friends with one of Swift's famous ex-boyfriends... and presumably the only ex-boyfriend besides Harry Styles who fits under the job description of "boyband[er]."
lol he sounds so mad