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4:53 pm - 01/06/2013

Charles Dances reads '50 Shades of Grey'


This is the version I found on Youtube, but here is a better version on tumblr.

This is from The Big Fat Quiz of the Year which was broadcast on the 30th of December 2012 on Channel 4.

Sauce.

OP: Someone needs to show this to E.L. James, stat. She'd curl up in embarrassment.
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jainypoo 6th-Jan-2013 06:29 pm (UTC)
That is amazing.
christophwaltz 6th-Jan-2013 06:30 pm (UTC)
this edition of the big fat quiz was hilarious oh my god. they were all brilliant. and i just about died @ tywin reading 50 shades.
shadowpiranha 6th-Jan-2013 06:46 pm (UTC)
And it gave me the wisest quote of 2012:

christophwaltz 6th-Jan-2013 06:52 pm (UTC)
it was so great. omg james and jack drinking i just... james was so wasted. it was amazing.


evett 6th-Jan-2013 07:15 pm (UTC)
his arms looked great in that t-shirt
shh_im_a_ninja 6th-Jan-2013 07:17 pm (UTC)
unf Russell tbqh
freeze_i_say 7th-Jan-2013 07:51 pm (UTC)
ia

when Jack and James got the pizza and wine out, I lost it, negl
fabouluz 6th-Jan-2013 06:31 pm (UTC)
So much fun
saffronshire 6th-Jan-2013 06:32 pm (UTC)
Charles Dances is awesome
innate_autumn 6th-Jan-2013 06:36 pm (UTC)
Now, that's an understatement.
lydzi 6th-Jan-2013 06:42 pm (UTC)
X100000000
dannyupshaw 6th-Jan-2013 06:43 pm (UTC)
a sex god in Alien 3
railway 8th-Jan-2013 01:14 pm (UTC)
I had feels I wasn't entirely comfortable with.
goofusgallant 6th-Jan-2013 07:28 pm (UTC)
yup
fred2265 6th-Jan-2013 08:22 pm (UTC)
mte..
christophwaltz 6th-Jan-2013 06:35 pm (UTC)
i loved it, tbh. but gabby took it so seriously, she was so boring. ia, the should've paired richard with someone else. they shouldn't have had gabby at all.
sashwizzled 6th-Jan-2013 06:33 pm (UTC)
God, the Daily Mail's butthurt over this year's Big Fat Quiz was delicious.
baroness 6th-Jan-2013 06:35 pm (UTC)
yeah, yet they've done horrible things themselves so it's like ???
christophwaltz 6th-Jan-2013 06:36 pm (UTC)
oh god was it ever
shadowpiranha 6th-Jan-2013 06:43 pm (UTC)
Oh I missed it, what were they mad about?
sashwizzled 6th-Jan-2013 06:48 pm (UTC)
Mostly the bits about the Queen getting an STI and #susanalbumparty (I still crack up at that, no regrets). Something about Usain Bolt as well. blah blah disrespectful blah blah vulgarity so soon after the watershed, blah blah.
ghost_busting 6th-Jan-2013 06:50 pm (UTC)
My fave was when someone talked about it all being misogynistic. This was an article from the sidebar of shame btw.

Pot, meet kettle.
die2nitelive4ev 6th-Jan-2013 07:05 pm (UTC)
I love how they are so disgusted by the jokes they have to republish everything. Even the mail commenters think they are being OTT.
infinite93 6th-Jan-2013 08:13 pm (UTC)
baahaha I love it! I was reading one of their hate pieces on Jack Whitehall yesterday. I think they've found their new Russell Brand
leopard_legs 6th-Jan-2013 08:21 pm (UTC)
the daily mail need to get hobbies or something, just do anything to draw their attention away from finding problems with everything

knitting, pastel sketches, perhaps pilates or something
pineandapple 6th-Jan-2013 06:34 pm (UTC)
I'll never get over "my inner goddess".
brokenseas 6th-Jan-2013 06:36 pm (UTC)
Ikr? It's the worst
sadisticsidhe 6th-Jan-2013 06:54 pm (UTC)
tbh I think that is one of the major things that brought 50 shades from normally bad book to epically bad book.
soavantgarde 6th-Jan-2013 06:58 pm (UTC)
yessss and all her congas and salsas and ballets and shit

idg how people can read this and think it's sexy instead of shrivelling up with embarrassment
miwa201 6th-Jan-2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
Yep, her inner goddess and her subconscious.
leopard_legs 6th-Jan-2013 08:23 pm (UTC)
I picked up my sisters copy (she's still never read it, thank god, might try and give it to the charity book shop to save her) and flipped to a random page - "MY INNER GODDESS WAS WAVING POM POMS"

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
It is the worst writing I have ever read, EVER. It makes Stephenie Mayer look like fucking Shakespeare.
innate_autumn 6th-Jan-2013 06:35 pm (UTC)
I almost died laughing.

Lord Tywin is really good at these things.
brokenseas 6th-Jan-2013 06:35 pm (UTC)
Dead at him getting to the "inner goddess" part.
christophwaltz 6th-Jan-2013 06:41 pm (UTC)
brokenseas 6th-Jan-2013 06:47 pm (UTC)
I'm just visualizing him in his outfit from Ali G
dannyupshaw 6th-Jan-2013 06:41 pm (UTC)
lydzi 6th-Jan-2013 06:53 pm (UTC)
Awww this is so cute ^^
shadowpiranha 6th-Jan-2013 06:54 pm (UTC)
That's adorable.
caravels 7th-Jan-2013 12:56 am (UTC)
aw who are these ppl
shadowpiranha 6th-Jan-2013 06:42 pm (UTC)
LMAO I saw this on Big Fat Quiz of the Year, it was hilarious. Kinky fuckery omg.
lydzi 6th-Jan-2013 06:42 pm (UTC)
Can't get better than this.
nichcola 6th-Jan-2013 06:44 pm (UTC)
I can't believe you said that! Well, I did. ommygod, dead.
miakun 6th-Jan-2013 06:48 pm (UTC)
I love Charles Dance, but I especially love that he clearly memorized that passage so he could do it looking at the camera which just added to the whole thing.
oktobergoud 6th-Jan-2013 06:49 pm (UTC)
This was SO HILARIOUS haha, love it.
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