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6:59 pm - 01/04/2013

Simon Cowell The Moobs Cover-Up!



There is one part of his body that Simon Cowell does not want to expose to the sun -- or photographers -- his luscious hairy man boobs.

While soaking up the rays on a yacht in St. Barts, "The X Factor" king kept it demure by making sure his masculine buxom boy-breasts were always covered up.

Doesn't the 53-year-old know everyone goes topless in the Caribbean?

Source

LMAO this whole thing is cracking me up
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hypnology 5th-Jan-2013 01:08 am (UTC)
luscious hairy man boobs.
lmao.
thaumos 5th-Jan-2013 01:11 am (UTC)
Lol! He's finally self conscious?
wicky_wicky 5th-Jan-2013 02:14 am (UTC)
lol finally?? were u waiting 4 it
anais_vert 5th-Jan-2013 02:40 am (UTC)
lol
fauxparadiso 5th-Jan-2013 01:12 am (UTC)
I wonder if Carmen Electra likes to swirl his moob hairs around with her tongue.
teacup_humans 5th-Jan-2013 01:15 am (UTC)
dry heaving rn
tiki876 5th-Jan-2013 01:25 am (UTC)
omg
violue 5th-Jan-2013 01:32 am (UTC)
aprilbegins 5th-Jan-2013 02:58 am (UTC)
melbournegirl 5th-Jan-2013 05:11 am (UTC)
Speaking of man boobs...
sauron 5th-Jan-2013 01:34 am (UTC)
i just ate :(
mirlos 5th-Jan-2013 01:35 am (UTC)
love_allure 5th-Jan-2013 01:38 am (UTC)
my reaction to this comment was to cackle while trying to scream NOOOOOOOO. lmfao
sinwithagrin 5th-Jan-2013 01:42 am (UTC)
arcticmonkeys 5th-Jan-2013 01:54 am (UTC)
screaming
colorzplosion 5th-Jan-2013 01:59 am (UTC)
LITERALLY NO
deadendqueen16 5th-Jan-2013 02:01 am (UTC)
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
blue_birds 5th-Jan-2013 02:11 am (UTC)
omg noo
hypermuseic9 5th-Jan-2013 02:13 am (UTC)
that's how she flosses her teeth
tankmachine 5th-Jan-2013 02:16 am (UTC)
literally me rn

lazmy 5th-Jan-2013 03:06 am (UTC)
what is wrong with you
eilujspark 5th-Jan-2013 03:07 am (UTC)
Is Carmen Electra really a man?????? I'm shocked!

Because otherwise....I'm thinking no.
freemywilly 5th-Jan-2013 03:07 am (UTC)
every time I see your icon I always think Lucy is about to perform oral sex
angelofdeath275 5th-Jan-2013 03:23 am (UTC)
fuck you fuck you fuck you
judgmental 5th-Jan-2013 03:39 am (UTC)
omg hawt
purpleplague 5th-Jan-2013 03:45 am (UTC)
I WAS EATING
sketchinglife 5th-Jan-2013 04:13 am (UTC)
and I just put my candy cane down.
kstew 5th-Jan-2013 04:31 am (UTC)
i can't
jennitarox 5th-Jan-2013 04:39 am (UTC)
oh godddddd
junemeaugust 5th-Jan-2013 06:42 am (UTC)
itspokerface 5th-Jan-2013 07:12 am (UTC)
lmao ewwww
storms 5th-Jan-2013 12:44 pm (UTC)
lmao
ritzyroxie 5th-Jan-2013 01:13 am (UTC)
He's so delectable.
eilujspark 5th-Jan-2013 03:08 am (UTC)
Eye exam?
angelofdeath275 5th-Jan-2013 03:24 am (UTC)
lmao
useyourwords 5th-Jan-2013 01:13 am (UTC)
A shirt would do just that...
hearthecity 5th-Jan-2013 01:14 am (UTC)
vomit
hope_remains 5th-Jan-2013 01:14 am (UTC)
Maybe he thought with all the botox in his face he looked 29 and he didn't want his moobs to betray him.
steph_monster 5th-Jan-2013 01:16 am (UTC)
LOL OH
ritzyroxie 5th-Jan-2013 01:16 am (UTC)
masculine buxom boy-breasts

Well now I finally have a name that correctly reflects my super-masc, str8 acting titties. <3
x_butterfly19_x 5th-Jan-2013 01:27 am (UTC)
lol
fionaapple 5th-Jan-2013 01:32 am (UTC)
lol
fauxparadiso 5th-Jan-2013 01:47 am (UTC)
str8 acting titties would be a great album name.
lidahbidah 5th-Jan-2013 01:17 am (UTC)
L.O.L
sugary_placenta 5th-Jan-2013 01:18 am (UTC)
cackle cackle cackle
mmbien 5th-Jan-2013 01:22 am (UTC)
cute
hireaunicorn 5th-Jan-2013 01:22 am (UTC)
lmfaooo
fabouluz 5th-Jan-2013 01:22 am (UTC)
I LOVE IT. DON'T LET THIS POST NOT BE EPIC.
katey311 5th-Jan-2013 01:22 am (UTC)
The white tee called it quits, I see.

nullteiler 5th-Jan-2013 01:51 am (UTC)
he needs to pierce those weapons
fauxparadiso 5th-Jan-2013 01:57 am (UTC)
pew pew
deadendqueen16 5th-Jan-2013 02:00 am (UTC)
Looks a bit nippley out there...
zparklemotion 5th-Jan-2013 02:30 am (UTC)
at least his tatas are nice and perky
freemywilly 5th-Jan-2013 03:09 am (UTC)
they look like eyes darting out of his shirt, giving us the stare down
myhipusername 5th-Jan-2013 04:23 am (UTC)
lol irl
kstew 5th-Jan-2013 04:33 am (UTC)
lmao
jennitarox 5th-Jan-2013 04:39 am (UTC)
lol no way
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