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Blind Items Revealed

CNAD revealed lots of blind items



February 24, 2009

This one didn't actually happen at the Academy Awards per se, but
happened at a celebrity watching party. A big and famous celebrity
watching party. This D list celebutard embarrassed himself and everyone
around him when he kept doing his "Indian impression" everytime the
camera showed the Slumdog cast. Throughout the night he made disparaging
remarks about anything and everything Indian until at one point a
spouse of an actress at the same party told him if he did it one more
time the spouse would kick the celebutard's ass.

Brandon Davis
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March 20, 2009

#2 & #3 - Both of these award winning actors are A list. #2 is an A
list movie actor, while #3 got his start in movies, and is now an A
list television actor. Oh. Both of them are married as well. And both
of them also have child(ren). Three or four times a year they get
invited to a porno shoot by one of their mutual friends. When they get there though, it is not about watching, it is about each taking a turn
with every actress on the set.

Charlie Sheen & Sean Penn
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September 26, 2008

#1 - Calling this person even a celebutard is pretty much a bump up in
status. He really would be totally unknown if it were not for this
actress/singer he is dating. She is very young, but it has not stopped
them from being sexually active. To make sure there is no scandal or
some embarrassing photos caught on camera, the couple has to be intimate
only at our singer's home.

Miley Cyrus & Justin Gaston
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July 9, 2012

This former B- list movie and television actress who is more known now
for the trouble she gets into than her acting which is still good, has
been on a drunken binge for the past month. Things have got so bad for
the actress, who likes to take her clothes off all the time and has been
fired from gigs, that she has missed entire days because of her
blackouts. Friends of hers fear that her new guy is going to make things
worse because he likes to do more than drink. When she is in blackout
mode she will do anything. They are afraid what he could talk her into
doing and that she would never recover.

Paz de la Huerta
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July 10, 2012

What married Real Housewives - BH wife really needs to watch her husband
more closely? If he was dirty dancing with that much younger woman and
rubbing her ass and telling her how hot she was while the Bravo cameras
were filming all around him, then how do you think he is behaving when
they are not around?

Paul Nassif
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July 13, 2012

#1 - This former American Idol alum who actually is well known has
other plans since her records have not been selling well. She is dying
to be in Playboy and wants to make the transition from singer to host
and thinks being naked in Playboy is the way to make that happen. Why is
everyone's first thought to get naked? If you need a hint, she has fake
breasts.

Kellie Pickler
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July 16, 2012

This actress is not just someone you have never heard of. This actress
is a B- list actress who has done movies and television. She was on a
huge hit for an almost network. Anyway, the actress ended up meeting
this guy, and despite him already sleeping with several women each day,
she fell in love with him. Now, she is one of the several women he
sleeps with everyday. The problem is the guy just doesn't love women, he
also loves teens. As in underage teens. As in 16 and 17 year old teens
and the actress knows about it, but refuses to leave him despite this.
She also refuses to leave him despite his insistence that the couple
have threesomes as much as possible. Our actress defends the actions of
her boyfriend and thinks that people who don't understand him or his
needs, are just wrong. The crazy thing is, our actress has got her best
friend, a foreign born B+ list movie and television actress from the
same show also thinking this guy is incredible. No word on whether the
pair were involved in a threesome with the boyfriend since our second
actress claims to have a boyfriend, but if they did, Comic-Con probably
would have exploded. Oh, and I'm about to give you your favorite words.
This will be revealed.


Allison Mack
Kristin Kreuk
Keith Raniere

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July 20, 2012

I wanted to tell you today about an Emmy nominated actress. She has been
in the business for what seems like forever, but she is still young.
She has done movies and television and is a great actress. Solid B+/A-
list. Everyone knows her. Through one of her recent co-stars, she got
involved with a group of people who help injured soldiers and their
families. She met a group of injured soldiers who had lost limbs and
heard they didn't have enough money to always get the bast prosthetic
limbs. There was also the matter of transporting families to where the
soldiers were hospitalized. Our actress not only has donated $2M to this
cause, but also leased 10 apartments that are within walking distance
of one of the hospitals where returning soldiers are sent. All of the
apartments are fully furnished and each family is allowed to stay up to
two months in the apartments free of charge so they can be close to
their loved ones. As a new unit becomes vacant in the complex, she rents
out another and has encouraged all her co-stars to help out. So far,
they have done a tremendous amount and none of them have asked for or
sought any publicity for their actions. She might not always look happy,
but this actress, has definitely made me smile and now I know, I will
never utter a bad word or slight about her again.

Claire Danes
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July 22, 2012

This former almost A list television actress who is now lucky to be a C
lister who gets any parts in movies or television but still has almost A
list name recognition has some terrible luck with guys. She probably
has the worst luck of any celebrity name that you would recognize. She
has had her issues in the past. Drugs, booze. An arrest. But, she still
gets modeling work and some acting work too. Anyway, the last five guys
she has dated. That's right five guys, kind of like the hamburger
chain which is where I will now have to eat my lunch have all cheated
on her either on their first date or within two days of them going out.
Our actress is acting way too desperate for a guy and is sleeping with
them all the first date. One of them she slept with when he came to
pick her up and later that night he got serviced at a club by another
woman. The others have all had their fun and then have had fun with
others while still having fun with our actress. She finds out and dumps
them, but she needs to change her whole dating philosophy. Hopefully
by the time this gets revealed in January she will have found a guy to
make her happy.

Mischa Barton
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July 27, 2012

#2 - This now almost A list television actress on a hit network comedy
recently split from her husband. He said that her most annoying habit is
that when she has sex she sings. Really softly, but she does sing and
does it the entire time. Even if you tell her to be quiet she starts
again after a few seconds.

Zooey Deschanel
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August 3, 2012

Lets talk about the cheating this B+ movie actor has done on his B= list
actress girlfriend over the past few years. It only seems fair. Lots
you will know, but many you won't. The list numbers about 10. The most
salacious to me was the marriage he broke up. She used to be a B+
television actress on a very hit show. She got married and had some
problems. She got back together with her husband then auditioned for a
movie with our actor. The chemistry was instant. By the time they
started filming her marriage was over and our actor and actress were in
bed everyday. One time they were joined by one of his other long time
female co-stars.

Threesomes are nothing new. Our actor and his best friend who is also an
actor took an actress with them on a European trip. Sex and booze and
threesomes the entire time. The actress had previously had a
relationship with our actor and she even co-starred with him in another
role that required sex scenes. She said they were real. Remember, this
is all going on while he is dating the B+ list actress from the first
paragraph.

There were always the flings with his co-stars. That happened before
during and after. There was the European burlesque dancer. Oh, and a
couple of models. There is the night he got drunk and made the ultimate
mistake and slept with someone who should not be slept with unless you
have a quadruple strength latex bodysuit. She has actually started
getting work again. There was the C list Australian actress and the
reality star from VH-1. Oh, there was the co-star of the actress that
had her marriage broken because of him. That was an interesting one.
There was the daughter of one of the director's of a movie he starred
in. He told her he wanted to be with her forever, but didn't really mean
it. He just wanted to sleep with her. There are a few more, but no one
would know who they are.

B+ movie actor: Robert Pattinson
B- actress girlfriend: Kristin Stewart
Former B+ TV actress on a very hit show, split and got back together with husband: Emilie de Ravin "Lost"
B+ movie actor’s longtime female costar: Ashley Greene
Actor’s best friend: Tom Sturridge
Actress who had real sex scenes when co-starring with B+ movie actor: someone from "Bel Ami"
Actress who is starting to work again: Lindsay Lohan
C-list Australian actress: Sophie Monk
Reality star from VH-1: Paris Hilton
Co-star of Former B+ TV Actress: Maggie Grace
Director’s daughter from movie he just starred in: Caitlin Cronenberg

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August 9, 2012

This commercial shoot for a clothing brand was designed to be a reunion
of a very popular television show from back in the day. Well, it is
still on, just in a different way. Anyway, a few of the stars from the
show filmed the commercials. Everything was great with everyone except
the actress who has been in this space frequently. Everyone kept asking
if she was on drugs because she was acting so crazy. The company said
right there they are never going to work with her in the future.

Commercial: Old Navy
TV show: "Beverly Hills 90210"

Crazy actress: Jennie Garth
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August 9, 2012

This actress who used to be a model continues to find work despite the
fact that she is probably the biggest pain on the planet to work with.
Her husband, a celebrity, and former athlete is a little dim, but really
nice. Anyway, our actress fired her management agency that she also
used with her husband because they would not meet her crazy demands. She
expected her husband to do the same but he kept right on using them and
getting work. He never told her this though. She thought he had moved
on. That must have been one great fight when she found out. Our actress
is a yeller.

Angie Harmon/Jason Sehorn
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August 11, 2012

What A+ list star athlete was told by his biggest sponsor that if he
divorced his wife or let his wife leave him that they would drop him and
no other company would take him. The sponsor even negotiated the
agreement with his wife and what she would receive for staying with the
A+ lister. The athlete still makes it tough though for her.

Kobe & Vanessa Bryant
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September 1, 2012

What A+ list movie actor decided to handle negotiations directly for his
B list movie actress wife. The result? She was passed over for someone
who made far fewer demands which makes her actor husband ecstatic. He
does not want her working at all. He wants her available to him at all
times. The only way she will work is if it suits his needs and fits his
time schedule. He just has not told her that though.

Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively
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September 10, 2012

What A list model split with her A list actor boyfriend not because of
his wandering eye but because they could go nowhere without family
members coming with them. It got to be too much for her and she gave him
an ultimatum. Obviously he chose the family, although that has since
changed to some degree in his newest relationship because she told him
she wouldn't date him unless he changed.

Bar Rafaeli & Leonardo DiCaprio
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September 15, 2012

What A+ list movie actress was MIA for about a month while her partner
was everywhere because our actress had a breast enlargement and lift.
She said that she didn't like looking at herself naked any longer and
wanted to fix it and is planning to take it off in an upcoming movie.
She has said before she was going to wait until she was finished having
kids. No more kids?

Angelina Jolie
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September 16, 2012

What former A list celebrity who likes to think she does everything well
but doesn't really do anything all that great but still manages to be
front and center all the time yelled at her boy toy right after they got
off a red carpet and told him he was acting like a child and that he
was ruining her "carefully crafted image." She sent him back to the car
and told him to wait until she was finished.

Jennifer Lopez
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September 20, 2012

This A+ list actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was at an
X-Games party a few years ago with his then wife. He was seated in the
VIP section when he sees Shaun White come in. He has no idea who Shaun
White is, but assumed that he is crashing the VIP area and calls over
security to have the intruder thrown out of the area. Security swarms
all over Shaun Whiteand when they realize he is in the X-Games and that
he is Shaun White, they let him stay. Shaun notices that security goes
over to where our actor is and explains the situation to him. Shaun
follows right behind and when he realized the actor tried to have him
thrown out starts yelling at the actor who is drunk who starts yelling
back and gets up and the two almost start punching each other.
Meanwhile, the wife just sits there. Does not move a muscle or make any
expression. Shaun decides to leave and throws the actor the bird on the
way out.

Mel Gibson
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September 20, 2012

What aspiring D lister and future porn star disappeared for a few weeks
while she recoveredfrom getting some work done to her face. She wants to
look younger.

Courtney Stodden
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September 22, 2012

Which A+ list female singer was caught backstage at a show this week
with a male backupdancer down on his knees between her legs. The singer
didn't even care and told the person, "Honey, he might be gay, but he
still has a tongue and he knows how to use it."

Rihanna
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September 22, 2012


This D list actress with A list name recognition says she is giving up
acting because producers are making her audition and it is just too much
work. She doesn't understand why her name does not get her more roles.
She doesn't understand why she is not a big star and getting leads in
movies. For now, she says that she will wait for people to call and to
realize her extraordinary acting ability.

Rumer Willis
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September 25, 2012

This B list tweener who is almost old enough to drink from a very very
hit tweener show hides behind a veil of virtuousness. In reality, she is
dating a guy almost twice her age who she first started seeing when she
was in her middle teens. She tells her tweener fans she is going to
remain a virgin until marriage but in the next breath goes on long
vacations and tweets photos from the bed she is sharing with her
alcoholic and drug abusing boyfriend who loves younger women. He has
already told her that she needs new breasts because he likes them
perkier to remind him of young teens. Oh yeah, he is a winner this one.
Our tweener actress never had a chance because she has been played by
this guy for over 5 years every single day. .


Jennette McCurdy
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September 29, 2012

What former B list television and movie actress who is now retired, took
a cab to a club, walked in to the club, walked up to the largest guy
she saw who also happened to be with a woman. Our actress walked up to
him and said he should come back to her hotel with her. It took him two
seconds to walk away from the woman he was with and leave the club with
the actress.


Amanda Bynes
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September 30, 2012

What A+ list singer/rapper almost got denied entry into a fashion show
this week because the designer did not feel the A lister showed enough
respect for the shows. The designer was particularly upset with what
the A lister chose to wear and said there is no way the A lister will be
invited back next year. The only reason the A lister was not denied
entry or kicked out was because it would have been to dramatic and taken
away from the show.

Kanye West
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October 1, 2012

This A list female singer was running late for a flight and was told
that she would probably miss it and have to take a later flight. The
singer stated that the airline better hold the plane for her and that
they better also make sure she did not have to wait for security or any
of her staff either. If they could not do that for her, then what was
the point of being famous. She made her flight while others did not
because our singer was put in front of the regular people in the lines.

Rihanna
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October 1, 2012

This former Bachelorette star was in talks to be in Peepshow. The talks
only lasted for a minute though because the reality show contestant
didn't understand why she would have to strip down to almost nothing for
a show called peepshow and wondered if they could have her wear more
clothes while everyone else got naked. Also, she wanted ten times more
per week than they were paying Holly Madison even though no one even
knows who the Bachelorette star was.

Emily Maynard
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October 4, 2012


What former B list actress who had designs on being A list and is now
on the mess list says she was bullied in school. The truth is that when
she was in school, it was her the other kids used to run from because
she was the biggest bully around. Don't do drugs kids because it makes
your mind see things that were never there.

Lindsay Lohan
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October 4, 2012

These two actresses from a hit almost network show can't stand each other.
Not from the first season and never probably will. The underdog in this is
the actress who felt like she had to work for everything she got and hates
that another actress gets attention simply because she has larger breasts
and is willing to sleep with more people.The underdog says that the other
actress has always been a pain but the past few months have been a nightmare of self back
patting and look at me itis. So, it was with great pleasure the underdog
told the other actress about how the underdog already has a new show
for herself and some movies lined up. The other actress meanwhile has to
check everything through the new person in her life and is not sure how
much she is going to work. He would like her with him at all times and
even tried to get her out of the contract on her show.

Blake Lively & Leighton Meester

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October 5, 2012

It has finally happened. What I predicted might happen someday looks
like it might happen. This former reality star is pregnant and in
discussions with a company to name her baby after a product in the
company. The baby then would be the face of the company for a certain
amount of time, and then the mother for a period beyond that.

Holly Madison
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October 6, 2012

What happens when the C list actress when it comes to quality, but A+
list when it comes to name recognition tries to talk acting with two A+
listers who are two incredibly talented actresses. They smile
pleasantly and then talk about her behind her back and laugh and laugh.
"The only reason she is even here is because of her boyfriend who they
hoped would come (A list celebrity/B list actor) and because so many
others said they would be in Paris."

Jessica Biel - Halle Berry & Jennifer Garner
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October 29, 2012

This A list all movie actress all the time took matters into her own
hands so to speak when this A list all movie actor with A++ name
recognition showed up at the same party. She felt bad about the way he
has been treated lately so she sat down next to him and while whispering
in his ear, gave him a few squeezes in his nether regions to let him
know that she was available whenever he wanted and that she would make
him forget all about _________. She has been a totally different person
over the past year. She was also feeling really good at this party.

A list all movie actress: Cameron Diaz
A list actor: Robert Pattinson
Forget about: Kristin Stewart

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October 31, 2012

This B-/C+ always television actress and newly single has been begging
producers to let her be the next Bachelorette. She thinks it will
revitalize her career and really wants the attention too. The producers
like the celebrity factor of it but think she is too old. That is the
same thing that was told to her when she wanted to have her own dating
show. She is only Hollywood old.

Jennie Garth
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November 1, 2012

This actor is only B list but he would be A list if lust by fans added

to your total. He does a mix of television and movies, but probably has
made his biggest fame on a very hit show. Because of his good looks he
has had no trouble finding dates. His problem has been keeping them. One
actress he dated who is B- list in popularity but close to A list in
talent said she loves dating edgy guys. The edgier the better, but this
actor made her so uncomfortable that she feared she would end up dead
everytime she went to his place. There was no violence that he did to
her, but just the way he acted. Very clean. Very anal. Body hair shaved
everywhere. Had latex gloves sitting randomly around the house which he
said was for cleaning. She said it freaked her out. She would wake up at
night and find him staring at her or coming into the room like a ghost.
She said that she tried to only have him come to her place instead of
going to his, but that he said she was too messy and that he preferred
his home which he kept freezing. She swears that she would not have
jumped if she found dead bodies in his place and was expecting them
everytime she went. Another actress who has way more name recognition
than talent has not said as much about the actor except to say that she
also found his place cold and that she swears she could see the blood
running through his body because he was so pale. For those of you with
lots of lust, you need to know he only does it in one position
(missionary) because the others are too messy.

Alexander Skarsgaard
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November 2, 2012

This actress is fast approaching A list and made her fame in television
and movies. Always seemingly nice, she also has a husband and kids.
Turns out that she may love fame and publicity more than she has ever
let on before. She usually will let paps know when she is leaving her
home and leaves it up to them whether or not they want photos. The other
day they did and she and her family walked slower than you have ever
seen anyone walk just so that lots of photos could be snapped. When one
of her children started crying about how long the whole process was
taking, our actress sternly reminded the child that there is no crying
allowed when they are being photographed by paps and to be quiet.

Alyson Hannigan
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November 9, 2012

This unfortunately A list celebrity and reality star was being her
normal rude self thinking she was dealing with a fan who loved her. Our
celebrity blew off the fan and was treating her like she was garbage.
You know, because that is normal. You should have seen the massive butt
kissing that ensued when the celebrity found out who the fan really was
and how our celebrity's bad behavior almost cost her a million dollar
deal.

Kim Kardashian/Chloe Green (daughter of Top Shop owner)
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November 10, 2012

What A list all movie actor who doesn't deserve it, regrets splitting up
with his ex, not for any sense of love, but because he didn't date her
long enough to sleep with her. And by long enough, he thought one date
was long enough and when it didn't happen he said bye.

Gerard Butler/Jessica Biel
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November 13, 2012

This C list actress used to be A list. She still looks amazing even
though it has been a long time since she approached A list. It is also
amazing that she can look this good despite the toll she put on her
body. She always struggles with her sobriety and has had some glorious
f**kups when she has failed. This past week she was at a charity event
and they had free booze and our actress could not stay away. By the end
of the night she had lost her blouse and had her bra hanging on by one
strap and had to be carried out of the event and placed into a cab. She
told everyone she could drive which she had to be forcibly talked out of
and her keys removed from her.

Liza Minelli
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December 5, 2012

So, the format of this one differs a little bit from the norm because it
came to me from an elderly man who had to translate it through his
granddaughter so it is more of a narrative with me adding in the usual
listing type stuff and to make it a little more vague then when he was
telling it and a little less brutal.

I'm 71 y. o., and I know it for sure: This former A list actress who is
foreign born and one of the best actresses ever had a very tough
childhood which she never discusses. Back when she was about 11 her
grandmother started turning her out for tricks and she could probably be
had for about two dollars. Sometimes just for food. She had been raped
so often as a child that she later she had a very difficult time
carrying children. Her grandmother took naked photos of her and put them
on playing cards which she sold at the brothel where our actress plied
her trade and later her sister too. Once out actress had earned enough
money she moved to a larger city where she met her future husband
because he was a client of not only our actress but also her mother who
had moved to the larger city together and left behind the younger sister
with grandmother to make sure grandmother had enough money.

Sophia Loren
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December 6, 2012

This celebrity is B- list. A list name recognition though. She has been
controversial in the past with some of her statements but she is truly
someone who gives a lot of her time for free to whoever wants it. Her
big thing is literacy programs and she tries to go to schools every week
and read to students. She goes to after school programs and reads to
kids and then works on actually teaching them how to read. She is happy
to do homework with 100 kids a day if it was needed. She loves helping
kids and puts in about 15-20 hours every week doing it despite the fact
that she already works 40-50 hours a week on her own projects. I'm
guessing she is not reading her own books though.

Jenny McCarthy
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December 13, 2012

This Twilight actor is not a huge part of the movie, but is big enough
that he has been sent out across the world to promote it. He has
overdosed once on the press tour and disappeared for 12 hours on another
stop when he found what he called the most perfect heroin he has ever
tried. At the last stop, his hands shook the entire time from
withdrawal. I have no idea how he is ever going to make it back to the
US on a plane.

Bronson Pelletier
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November 14, 2012

This actress was never a huge star even back at the peak of her career.
She probably reached B list at one point at her career. It was all
movies all the time. She struggled to find her way in US films, and made
her biggest films outside the US. This did not stop her from being one
of Warren Beatty's conquests while she was married. Not that she was
immune to having affairs. She had a baby with a man who she later
married but he was still married at the time she got pregnant and kept
the news from the child until he was a teen. She said that she was
abused in every relationship she was ever in. She had another baby that
died shortly after child birth that she told everyone was her husband's
but was actually the product of an affair, but not another affair.
Yes, she was having several affairs simultaneously. She made a lot of
money which one of her husbands stole from her leaving her penniless at
her death which was called a suicide, but never officially ruled as
one. Some people say she was murdered by her abusive husband who stole
all her money then ran away. Others say she was murdered by the
government.

Jean Seberg
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November 14, 2012

What former A list female singer is begging tv producers to keep her
job. Apparently she thought things were going to be way better for her
and that she was going to be able to get things back to the way things
were for her money and fame wise, but she is just not catching on like
she thought and is campaigning everyday that they should keep her
around. They are actually thrilled she is leaving.

Christina Aguilera
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November 9, 2012

This A list Tweener has a had a rough few days. It turns out that models
are not attracted to him and laughed when he hit on them. He also
found out he won't be getting a starring role in a popcorn movie that
he thought he had a shot at. Apparently even though he had no shot,
people kept telling him he did and he believed them. Maybe he should
look at some of his other acting performances

Justin Bieber/Victoria's Secret Fashion Show/Transformers 4
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November 2, 2012

What B-/C+ list actress with A++ name list recognition is counting down
the days until she ends her latest project. What started out as an
innocent lunch with a co-star has turned into a full court press by him
almost 24 hours a day. She is wary of any bad publicity coming her way
right now and thinks he will run screaming to the press if she treats
him poorly or blows him off like she wants to. So, she sucks it up and
puts up with his constant badgering. Never has someone been more
grateful for no cell service. The constant calls and texts have stopped,
but now he pops in at her hotel all the time to make sure everything
is ok.

Katie Holmes/Josh Hamilton
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November 18, 2012

This A+ all movie actor with the odd cameo now and again, was hitting on
this celebrity all night at a party and told her she was the best
thing ever and would not leave her side and finally she broke down and
gave him her phone number and they ended the night with a little
kissing and groping in a corner outside while he smoked. He said he
could not wait to see her then went and picked up a woman at a bar and
took her home. Called the celebrity the next day though and said he
couldn't wait to see her and had been thinking about her all night.

Sean Penn/Florence Welch
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November 17, 2012

This former A list tweener and now just an A lister in his mind had just
sat down to dinner with his former B list tweener girlfriend when she
asked to see his phone. He said no. She got up and left the dinner and
said she never wanted to see him again.

Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez
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November 16, 2012

This always A list singer is fighting for his life and is losing the
battle. No matter what treatments he tries and no matter what he does to
try and improve, things don't. Everyone is shocked that he has a
chance to make it through 2012.

George Michael
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November 28, 2012

I love this blind item. It seems that this A list reality star had to go
scrambling to find a place that wanted her to host a New Years Eve
gig. Previously the star had asked for and received $600K for hosting.
This year she managed just a fraction of the amount and had to settle
for a way less prestigious place to host. Tick tick tick on the 15
minutes.

Kim Kardashian
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November 23, 2012

This barely still A list all movie actor who is always a little strange
finally went too far with his long suffering girlfriend. The final
straw was when he introduced her to his co-star and then said they were
going to have sex and the girlfriend should join them. The girlfriend
said no, and her A lister boyfriend said that the co-star had a
boyfriend and would the girlfriend rather just swap? That was it. Out
the door she went.

Shia LaBeouf
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November 22, 2012

I give this A++ lister a lot of grief and goodness knows she is the
biggest diva on the planet. I know she didn't invent diva, but she has
perfected it into something that no one will probably ever be able to
match. While other people talk about what they are going to do or try
and get a bunch of people do some giving, our A lister puts her purse
out there and writes really big checks to help kids. She has given at
least a million dollars a year every year for the last ten years to
children's organizations. Nothing in the news. No splashy announcements.
She goes and visits the organizations when she can. Sometimes there is
press there, but she prefers it to be all about her and the kids. At
most of them she does not even wear much makeup and doesn't wear heels
either. The diva is gone and in the diva's place is someone who wants to
do what she can to change the lives of as many people as she can for
the better. She has thousands of kids who are truly thankful for her
this holiday season.

Mariah Carey
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November 22, 2012

This A list all movie actor with the occasional foray into television
was taking some classes at a college. While he was there during a
summer, the actor would choose one camper to work with each week, and by
work, I mean what you think I mean. One of the campers complained about being stalked and harassed by the actor and the faculty at the
college initiated grievance proceedings against him.

James Franco
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November 21, 2012

This stage mom thinks a baby will make for great ratings and a bunch of
money so she has her daughter's ovulation cycle in an app and calls her
and texts when its go time. Not sure, but she would probably even go
and watch if she thought she could get away with it.

Kim Kardashian/Kris Jenner
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November 30, 2012

This is not what this B- list television and movie, but best known for a
hit almost network show expected. She did not sign up to hide inside
and never be seen. She wants to go out and be noticed and have a career
and be noticed and be in magazines and be noticed, not order in every
night. It's what you get though when you are with this A list all movie
actor. It is all about him and what he wants.

Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds

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August 23, 2012

This actor is on his way to A list. All he does is movies. Oh and a
celebrity. Anyway, on his latest movie, his co-star is not impressed
with him at all. She is a a movie actress. Probably B-, but headed to B+
list and has definitely been in the news a lot lately. Anyway, our
actress was overheard yesterday telling someone that the actor and his
girlfriend were made for each other because she had met boxes of rocks
that were smarter than this guy. She was trying to engage him in any
kind of small talk while they were waiting for a scene to be shot and
the only thing he had any knowledge about were video games and the best
hair gels for windy weather. She asked him who he would vote for in the
Presidential election if he could vote and he said he didn't even know
that was happening this year.

Liam Hemsworth & Amber Heard
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