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CNN Is Like ONTD: They Hate Things Without Valid Reasons

'The Hobbit' One of the Top 10 Worst Movies in 2012 According to CNN



CNN.com writer Tom Charity has posted his 'The 10 worst movies of 2012' and decided to controversially include 'The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey' on the list. It should be noted, he specifically calls out the 48fps experience as being the 'worst' - not the actual film itself. Though he does take a dig at the length of the latest Middle-earth tome. The facts about 'The Hobbit' seem to paint a different picture: RottenTomatoes Critic index of 65%; RottenTomatoes audience rating of 81%; CinemaScore rating of 'A;' Ringer Review average of 4.5/5; Three week lead at the international box office; and breaking multiple December box office records. Looking at Mr. Charity's other films on the list, most have a RottenTomatoes.com rating of < 30% and only one breaks the 50% mark.

What Tom Charity Wrote:

Whatever you think of the film itself (and with at least one-third of the running time given over to padding, it's pretty indefensible), hands-down the worst experience at the movies this year was suffering the plastic high-definition 48 frames-per-second 3-D version of Peter Jackson's box-office smash. The technology made one of the most expensive movies ever made look like a PS3 game.

So what made Mr. Charity put 'The Hobbit' on his list? The easiest explanation is he really didn't like the 48fps experience as he states in the article.

His true intention is even more transparent. He simply wants more eyeballs and a bit of controversy. After all, he only continues to get paid if he remains interesting. (The quote from Zoolander comes to mind...'Dance Monkey, Dance!') So including a popular film on his 'worst of' list on a major outlet like CNN.com is sure to do just that. It will definitely cause some discussion.

Would you put 'The Hobbit' on your own worst list of 2012? Is Mr. Charity totally off base? Tell us what you think!

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I cannot deal with the stupidity of this writer. He basically hated The Hobbit because of the 48fps 3D version. What a FUCKING idiot. He just pulled the hate out of his ass cuz there was nothing else he could hate on. And there are 3 movies cuz PJ included EVERYTHING from the book and whatever else was mentioned of the Hobbit in the LOTR books.
grande_latte 2nd-Jan-2013 03:06 am (UTC)
PJ is including everything there is to know about the hobbit.

lbr if it were 1 movie everyone would be bitching of all the things that were left out from it.
lucciolaa 2nd-Jan-2013 03:07 am (UTC)
That's true, but there needs to be a balance. I wouldn't expect them to include everything, and in the case of the Hobbit, to include everything is overkill and makes the film bloated.

I honestly think the book would have fit nicely into one 3-hour long film. I think it's ridiculous that they did LOTR in three movies, which is over 1000 pages long with so much more detail and they did it perfectly, and now they're taking a 200 page book and trying to do the same thing.

Edited at 2013-01-02 03:09 am (UTC)
ediesedgwick 2nd-Jan-2013 03:29 am (UTC)
mte

I could understand even a 2-parter since that is the thing to do now. But a trilogy is taking the gratuitous cash grab to a new level and its nagl
kris_terror 2nd-Jan-2013 03:41 am (UTC)
But you have to remember apparently there is more material, it's not really just the Hobbit. PJ has included a ton of material from the LotR appendices.
foryoursake08 2nd-Jan-2013 03:54 am (UTC)
it would be a terrible 3-hour film, don't play that. two movies, sure. but a 3hr movie is not nearly enough.
lucciolaa 2nd-Jan-2013 03:58 am (UTC)
Sorry, ida. imo nothing happens in half the book, and if they were able to make each of the LOTR parts into one three hour film, they could have done that with The Hobbit no problem.
foryoursake08 2nd-Jan-2013 04:11 am (UTC)
yeah, I don't agree with that at all. There's plenty that happens, especially when you throw in what Gandalf was up to, and a couple of big battles. It would have been way too rushed in just one movie.
lucciolaa 2nd-Jan-2013 04:13 am (UTC)
Except what Gandalf was up to comes out of the appendices. If you did the Hobbit just on its own, without any filler material and maybe trim some of the less interesting stuff, it would have been fine as a three hour film.
foryoursake08 2nd-Jan-2013 04:20 am (UTC)
except that Gandalf does briefly discuss what he was up to in the Hobbit, thus it makes sense to include it.

and I still disagree. One movie would be terrible. It would be like the book: the dwarves would have no development. You wouldn't give a shit that Kili or Fili died because you'd barely get to see them. You'd probably barely care that Thorin died.

I'm not a fan of 3 movies, I would have been fine with 2. 2 movies would have been ample time to flesh out the characters, give them the chance to shine, but not drag it on. I don't know if 3 movies will work. I liked An Unexpected Journey, but I don't know how the next two movies are going to go because they put so much in the first one.
lucciolaa 2nd-Jan-2013 04:22 am (UTC)
Yeah, ia about the lack of character development. I did a double take when the three of them died because the battle scenes just went so quickly and I didn't even notice that it had happened. idk I feel like either I'm overestimating how long three hours is in film time or you're underestimating it, but let's just agree to disagree.
angel_in_tears 2nd-Jan-2013 04:44 am (UTC)
ia. They would not have been able to fit everything into one film without it being rushed and horrible.
summerswings 2nd-Jan-2013 05:46 am (UTC)
THIS ISN'T FAIR.

If Game of Thrones doesn't get every single tiny storyline in, why does this? It is way overkill, he obviously can't edit for shit if he thinks he needs 3 films for this. I'm so bitter.

booster_blue 2nd-Jan-2013 07:55 am (UTC)
GoT suffers from being handled by a team that isn't nearly as enthralled with the source material as PJ is with Tolkien.
saturdaysinbed 2nd-Jan-2013 10:20 am (UTC)
i don't think it's necessarily the team but the budget. they always complain about the things they'd love to fit in were it not for lack of money to pay the crew to film it let alone pay cast and dressers and makeup artists etc etc etc
gabzillaz 2nd-Jan-2013 02:10 pm (UTC)
MTE
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