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4:01 pm - 07/01/2006

Introducing Cobrasnake Cory.



In reference to THIS POST and all the "Who's that girl?" comments, here's a quick visual crash course on Internet celeb, Cory Kennedy, otherwise known as "that hipster bitch from the Cobrasnake."








Cory Kennedy, or "Pianohead" as her friends call her, is a 17-year-old girl from Los Angeles. According to people that know her, she used to go to a fancy prep school but dropped out because of all the flack she got from partying. She was homeschooled for a while.



The reason she is e-famous is through the Cobrasnake website. Basically, this guy in his 20s named Mark Hunter gets invited to all these parties (some scene, some not) to photograph people. Then he posts them on his website. Cory is a regular, and some people describe her as his "muse."

The dude in question:





Some people say that they're cousins, but I doubt it because he photographs her in a most un-cousinly way:











Even though she's underage, Cory has quite the affinity for alcohol. She also has a crapload of fake IDs so she can go anywhere and get as trashed as she pleases. 







Because she's an "intern" for the Cobrasnake, she enjoys several perks, including traveling wherever it is Mark has to go...





... and meeting several celebrities along the way:







Cory K. is also a fashion "icon" in random places like Holland. Despite looking straight out of a dumpster sometimes, most of the stuff she wears is not cheap. 















She was already in last month's Nylon, with appearances in ELLE and i-D Magazine soon to follow. Some even go as far to say she's the Edie Sedgwick of our time. 

If you think she should clean up, save your breath, because she doesn't look much different after a shower either:





These were taken at her prom.







I hated her the first time I heard about her (on Gawker's weekly hipster-bashing column, Blue States Lose), but there's something about her that's oddly endearing and makes for good photos. 

The Cobrasnake should really cut it out with the KIDDIE PORN though. That's just foul.

Source: Me, The Cobrasnake, and [info]corykennedyy
[info]epicwelshman 1st-Jul-2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
I like the cobrasnake, but it all ends up looking the same after a while... sweaty, drunk, pseudo-celebrities, with the occasional real celebrity thrown into the mix.
[info]yesternight 1st-Jul-2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
exactly.
[info]yesternight 1st-Jul-2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
This is going to be an interesting post. I kind of met the guy from Cobrasnake at SXSW last year but I can't remember if I saw her there or not.

I really don't think about her much but shes in that group of people that are famous for no fucking reason.

and even though I don't like everything she wears I can see why she is a fashion icon. the dumpster diving look is very in.
[info]breniecia 1st-Jul-2006 11:22 pm (UTC)
She was there.
[info]yesternight 1st-Jul-2006 11:45 pm (UTC)
SHIT I DIDNT EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO HER
[info]zsenak 1st-Jul-2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
cuz heaven forbid someone actually took the time to PARENT their child. ugh.
[info]keepyourguns 1st-Jul-2006 09:45 pm (UTC)
firefox pride.
[info]asmonet 2nd-Jul-2006 04:26 am (UTC)
and how!
[info]kennedy_curse 2nd-Jul-2006 04:17 am (UTC)
Seriously. Where the hell are her parents?
[info]stacatory 13th-Nov-2006 05:38 am (UTC)
lol @ firefox
[info]sleeplessroads 1st-Jul-2006 09:25 pm (UTC)
ugly
[info]process 1st-Jul-2006 09:25 pm (UTC)
i hate people that dress like that it's gross
[info]quarterturns 1st-Jul-2006 09:25 pm (UTC)
i think she's kind of cute in a weird way.
[info]_terrorism 1st-Jul-2006 11:19 pm (UTC)
same.
people who look like they just don't give a fuck are most of the time pretty enlightening.
[info]thegifthorse 1st-Jul-2006 11:53 pm (UTC)
agreed. in a very weird way, but still kind of cute.
[info]trinap430 2nd-Jul-2006 01:23 am (UTC)
agreed.
If I was 17 I'd like to dress like that.
[info]_supercilium 1st-Jul-2006 09:25 pm (UTC)
ugly bitch =)
[info]astheywere 1st-Jul-2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
I just want to give her a bath
[info]katattack001 7th-Jul-2006 10:07 am (UTC)
i want to brush her hair!!
[info]malevolencia 1st-Jul-2006 09:27 pm (UTC)
She's got heroin eyes. And she looks unclean.

[info]isthisdesire 2nd-Jul-2006 01:55 am (UTC)
i was going to say she has the crack whore look down to a T.
[info]heroin__eyes 3rd-Jul-2006 10:32 am (UTC)
hahahahaha
...heroin eyes
[info]beckycore 1st-Jul-2006 09:27 pm (UTC)
Sup Mackenzie Phillips.
[info]silhouettedstar 1st-Jul-2006 09:39 pm (UTC)
Totally.
[info]imadinowhore 1st-Jul-2006 09:28 pm (UTC)
she looks mentally challenged in a lot of those photos.
[info]_bodyinmotion 1st-Jul-2006 10:39 pm (UTC)
Have you seen the video? Live footage isn't very helpful for disputing those mentally handicap remarks..she looks coked up.
[info]imadinowhore 1st-Jul-2006 10:44 pm (UTC)
No, I didn't want any video. Yes, she does look coked up, but I have a cousin who is mentally challenged and she makes a lot of the faces this girl makes.
[info]boneshelp 2nd-Jul-2006 06:39 am (UTC)
chloe segviny
[info]mintchocolate9 1st-Jul-2006 09:28 pm (UTC)
She reminds me of the next generation of Heidi Fleiss.
[info]onwhai 1st-Jul-2006 09:29 pm (UTC)
she looks like the kid from freaks and geeks.
[info]beckycore 1st-Jul-2006 09:30 pm (UTC)
Sam?
[info]onwhai 1st-Jul-2006 09:31 pm (UTC)
yeah the little boy.
[info]albeit_ 1st-Jul-2006 09:37 pm (UTC)
oh my god, she does!
[info]holyelcharro 1st-Jul-2006 09:45 pm (UTC)
hahahaha YES
[info]enilaj 10th-Aug-2007 01:49 pm (UTC)
holy crap, you're right.
[info]afraid_of_it 1st-Jul-2006 09:29 pm (UTC)
Why was she in Nylon?
[info]natzmeister 1st-Jul-2006 09:30 pm (UTC)
It was a MySpace issue, and she was one of the people profiled to give their opinion on cool MS bands and stuff. And she's also going to be featured in this roadtrip editorial they're doing with a bunch of other scene kids.
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