grey goose
i broke up with my girlfriend and then proceeded to sleep with almost every ex boyfriend or girlfriend i've had in the past four years because some half baked idea to make her jealous. and then somehow ended up getting back together with her before i could gloat about my ~conquests whatsoever. jesus fucking christ, what is life -_-

oh and agreeing to look after my neighbor's illegal pet chickens while he was gone for a weekend - never again, ever.