On St Patrick's day, I found a bottle of Captain Morgan in my friend's back yard. I started drinking it (I'm cheap & I love CM) which led to me blacking out, falling in the mud, getting a pair of shorts from who knows where, get walked home by a stranger that my friends kick out, strip & pass out naked on my bed, and lose all my friend's IDs. It was grandly stupid. But I had fun before all that happened.
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