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LINDSAY LOHAN I'm Not a Trailer-Trashing Toilet Clogger!

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Lindsay Lohan says she's been framed -- she couldn't have trashed her "Scary Movie 5" trailer ... 'cause it was trashed when she got there, and producers retaliated because they were pissed off she was a no-show for the first day of shooting ... so Lindsay is telling close friends.

Lindsay is pissed at reports claiming she clogged her toilet -- along with all the other toilets on the set.  

Now here's Lindsay's story -- she's telling friends producers were ferociously upset she missed the kickoff day ... even though she told them she had walking pneumonia and doctors ordered her NOT to fly.

We're told when she arrived belatedly, the trailer was a disaster -- the shower and toilet were not working ... and she had to do her biz in adjoining trailers.

It was only after the shoot that Lindsay was accused of wreaking plumbing havoc and told she would not get her full paycheck ... to cover repair costs.

LiLo's friends say her people and movie honchos went back and forth for weeks before she finally waived the white flag ... and tens of thousands of bucks were deducted from her paycheck.

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travk 19th-Dec-2012 05:44 pm (UTC)
And then her dog ate her homework.
fred2265 19th-Dec-2012 06:45 pm (UTC)
LOL.
arielcharming 19th-Dec-2012 07:17 pm (UTC)
lol
ladyofmachinery 19th-Dec-2012 05:45 pm (UTC)
Excuses, excuses....STFUUUUUU
superdogbiter 19th-Dec-2012 05:45 pm (UTC)
Photobucket
riookierin 19th-Dec-2012 05:47 pm (UTC)
LOL WHAT IS THIS
__papillon 19th-Dec-2012 05:49 pm (UTC)
idk but the absolute 90s-ness of it is killing me lmao.
alienclit 19th-Dec-2012 06:03 pm (UTC)
I remember one of my friends reblogged a bunch of random audition tapes one time of random white women dryly saying lines. It kinda looked like this.
drkshdw 19th-Dec-2012 05:45 pm (UTC)
the girl who cried "i didn't clog the toilet."

Edited at 2012-12-19 05:46 pm (UTC)
ladyofmachinery 19th-Dec-2012 05:48 pm (UTC)
LMFAO
andres01234 19th-Dec-2012 05:46 pm (UTC)
Of course not Lindsay, we know it was the black man
hypermuseic9 19th-Dec-2012 05:47 pm (UTC)
lolomg
we_eat_coldcuts 19th-Dec-2012 05:48 pm (UTC)
Also, the black man's friend, Dante Nigro who actually isn't black.
winonaforever 19th-Dec-2012 05:50 pm (UTC)
I came here to say this lol
treebraids 19th-Dec-2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
beat me to it!
fight4thislove 19th-Dec-2012 05:46 pm (UTC)
saffronshire 19th-Dec-2012 05:46 pm (UTC)
I can't believe we have articles about her clogging toilets.
fionaapple 19th-Dec-2012 05:47 pm (UTC)
I would be soooo embarrassed if news came out that I clogged the toilet on set tbh. I'm already embarrassed enough in my own bathroom.
ladyofmachinery 19th-Dec-2012 05:49 pm (UTC)
lol mte. I did this once and was DYING of embarrassment when I had to call my landlord and ask her to give me a plunger as I was sick and couldn't run out to buy one. LOL she came and said "Keep it"....i died :(
duckyduck92 19th-Dec-2012 06:06 pm (UTC)
"keep it"

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stormer1_1 19th-Dec-2012 11:10 pm (UTC)
this reminds me

my new apartment needs a plunger
riookierin 19th-Dec-2012 05:48 pm (UTC)
Lmao it's funny and sad that this is the publicity she gets now.
ljubavirakija 19th-Dec-2012 05:48 pm (UTC)
LMAO
missjersey 19th-Dec-2012 05:49 pm (UTC)
Lol mte.
mynamehere07 19th-Dec-2012 05:53 pm (UTC)
So true.

I honestly don't think we will see "Lindsay Lohan tapped as lead for big budget film," anytime soon. Eventually her headlines will dissolve into "Lindsay didn't wash her hands and gets 40 other inmates sick in listeria outbreak."
hypermuseic9 19th-Dec-2012 05:55 pm (UTC)
it's reflective of her career
__nocturna 19th-Dec-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
lol ikr
howlcosmiclove 19th-Dec-2012 06:15 pm (UTC)
lol it really is.
ljubavirakija 19th-Dec-2012 05:48 pm (UTC)
LBR, who hasn't clogged a toilet before?

Taco Bell fanatics, this is your roll call.
ladyofmachinery 19th-Dec-2012 05:50 pm (UTC)
Don't like Taco Bell but hola, Indian/Thai food fanatic lol
ljubavirakija 19th-Dec-2012 05:51 pm (UTC)
Indian/Thai food fanatic

For srs.
fionaapple 19th-Dec-2012 05:53 pm (UTC)
Ugh so good but so awful on my stomach. But I'll take 30 minutes of sitting on the toilet for a delicious plate of chicken makhani, naan, and samosas.
mynamehere07 19th-Dec-2012 05:55 pm (UTC)
The worst thing is clogging a hotel toilet. It's so embarrassing to call up housekeeping and say "um, yeah, the toilet doesn't seem to want to flush. Not sure why."
joe_pwnz_pete 19th-Dec-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
tbh i don't eat a lot of latin food, but i love taco bell and i really enjoy indian food and none of them seems to really get me to the bathroom.

you wanna talk about mcdonald's now?
treebraids 19th-Dec-2012 06:14 pm (UTC)
For me it was mcdonalds. I did not know I was lactose intolerant so, I had a milkshake when I was out shopping. Then it hit me, so I used to toilet at McD's, ended up blocking the toilet, so I hung around waiting for it to go down, then I had more splats, clogged the toilet even more was sweating like a pig, my thighs were burning from squatting over the toilet. Eventually, it stopped and I came out and there was a queue of people waiting. I just kept my head down and kept walking.
xkyrie_eleisonx 19th-Dec-2012 06:37 pm (UTC)
The only times I have were in my parents' shitty low-flow toilet.

My roommate clogs her toilet all the time and borrows my plunger, but doesn't want to keep it or anything. I used to have that bathroom and never had any problems idk what she's eating
_storysofar 19th-Dec-2012 05:48 pm (UTC)
She even blames her shits on other people.
xcollsangelx 19th-Dec-2012 05:48 pm (UTC)
zharia 19th-Dec-2012 05:48 pm (UTC)
ugh the only place I'm comfortable using the bathroom is my own bathroom. My body just can't go number 2 in public places. It's even worse when I'm staying with friends over the weekend because I just CANT. /tmi.
smokesinatra 19th-Dec-2012 05:52 pm (UTC)
omg I'm the exact same way. I'm a little bit dead inside because I CAN go at work... it's like my body is saying "you're here so often, this is practically home now. congratulations on poopin comfortably in a stall next to the CFO"
expromqueen 19th-Dec-2012 06:14 pm (UTC)
it's satisfying to shit at work if u hate ur job lol i love getting paid to poop...but i'm a lady so i still make sure nobody can blame it on me
hearthecity 19th-Dec-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
lmao
celtic_thistle 19th-Dec-2012 07:03 pm (UTC)
lolololol
shilohninejulia 19th-Dec-2012 06:01 pm (UTC)
same
duckyduck92 19th-Dec-2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
I remember when my boyfriend came up to visit me in the dorms, I didn't poop the whole weekend. It was awful.
alienclit 19th-Dec-2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
Most people I know are like this. I can shit anywhere except in front of people or in my pants.
goofusgallant 19th-Dec-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
same.
__nocturna 19th-Dec-2012 06:14 pm (UTC)
I used to be like that but I got over it in college. Had to.
hearthecity 19th-Dec-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
same, but I think this must change for people as they get older because there are some ladies in my office who just do not care. The bathroom can be packed and they'll let out a giant shart no problem
astrologee 19th-Dec-2012 06:27 pm (UTC)
saaame here omg.
iamglory 19th-Dec-2012 09:10 pm (UTC)
ME EITHER BB!!! I once spent a week at someone's place and didn't shit the entire time though I ate tons of food. As soon as I got home...it was go time. I was in there like an hour or two.
stormer1_1 19th-Dec-2012 11:12 pm (UTC)
ikr

I have to wait til everyone's either gone or making too much noise of their own.
missjersey 19th-Dec-2012 05:49 pm (UTC)
Like, this is what's going on in her life right now. Clogging toilet scandal.
classic_mold137 19th-Dec-2012 06:23 pm (UTC)
I did, yes.
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