2:04 pm - 12/18/2012

Kate Upton strips for Antartic photo shoot

Kate Upton and Lindsay Lohan have something in common ... because Kate's assets were FROZEN recently -- when the curvaceous 20-year-old model stripped down to her skivvies for an Antarctica photo shoot ... where the temperature hit 35 BELOW!!!

We're told Upton and a camera crew boarded a private 10-day cruise from Argentina to Antarctica for a super-secret Sports Illustrated cover shoot. The cruise departed November 29th and returned December 9th.

The photos were shot both on the cruise -- with massive icebergs as a backdrop -- as well as on the penguin-filled islands off the coast of the frozen continent.

But don't worry -- we're told Upton only stripped to a bikini for a few minutes at a time ... and was otherwise wrapped in a pimpalicious fur coat.

As for the giant Oreo man -- 2012 marks the 100th year since the inception of the tastiest cookie in the universe ... and for some reason, this guy felt like celebrating.

daddyissues 19th-Dec-2012 03:17 am (UTC)
maybe! she could be one of those (lucky, lucky) women
r4wrdinosaur 19th-Dec-2012 03:29 am (UTC)
Ugh, there is nothing lucky about gaining weight in your boobs :( I do that and it makes my boobs MASSSSSIVE. It's terrible.
daddyissues 19th-Dec-2012 03:42 am (UTC)
oh no it's horrible, it's terrible, how on earth do u cope ??? *rme* u got the best deal, don't act like it's worse than every cal heading straight to the stomach or thighs.
wristtattoos 19th-Dec-2012 03:51 am (UTC)
my shoulders, neck and back beg to differ
bostongirl2003 19th-Dec-2012 06:14 am (UTC)
some people would prefer not to have people staring at their chests from the age of 13 on.
lolli_leigh 19th-Dec-2012 11:14 am (UTC)
lol try being under 100lbs and being a D or DD. makes it impossible to find a bra that fits unless you're a multimillionaire.
sheesusnat 20th-Dec-2012 06:14 am (UTC)
Have you ever attempted to find a >>DD cup bra that isn't obscenely expensive that is even mildly attractive? Or tried to find shirts that look good over your breasts while not being huge in the waist/shoulders and yet too short and pulling up and showing your stomach?

Yeah. Sit down. Huge boobs are more trouble than you realize, apparently.
daddyissues 20th-Dec-2012 10:18 am (UTC)
nah sorry don't think so. that is still 10x better than the alternative - a giant flabby stomach or big cellulite-y thighs.
celtic_thistle 19th-Dec-2012 03:52 am (UTC)
ikr mine are watermelons when I gain weight :(
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